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No Wood 09:27 - Jun 5 with 56702 viewswkj

I was having a chat with the person who tends the various patches of common land this morning and he reckons you're allowed no wood in the gardening waste wheelie bin. Bit rubbish isn't it if you can't put limbs and the sort in the brown bin?
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No wood on 13:20 - Dec 11 with 3201 viewsfooters

Come to think of it, maybe a loan out to Wigan would improve his form?

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No wood on 13:32 - Dec 11 with 3179 viewsWeWereZombies

No wood on 13:20 - Dec 11 by footers

Come to think of it, maybe a loan out to Wigan would improve his form?


Do you im ply Wood could benefit from some Northern grimness? Being a metaphorical plank in Wigan pier changing him from soft Wood to hard Wood...

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No wood on 13:40 - Dec 11 with 3175 viewsfooters

No wood on 13:32 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies

Do you im ply Wood could benefit from some Northern grimness? Being a metaphorical plank in Wigan pier changing him from soft Wood to hard Wood...


It did wonders for Orwell to get on the road up there. Maybe it's all the wonderful sole that the boats bring in?

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No wood on 13:46 - Dec 11 with 3173 viewsWeWereZombies

No wood on 13:40 - Dec 11 by footers

It did wonders for Orwell to get on the road up there. Maybe it's all the wonderful sole that the boats bring in?


I'm more in favour of a loan to Cardiff as a sort of homage to Catatonia.

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No wood on 17:49 - Jan 11 with 3092 viewsfooters

No wood on 13:46 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies

I'm more in favour of a loan to Cardiff as a sort of homage to Catatonia.


Glad he wasn't loaned out and has been drinking his milk. We were clearly judging him harshly last month, being too keen to send him out on loan.

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No wood on 18:53 - Jan 12 with 3025 viewsWeWereZombies

No wood on 17:49 - Jan 11 by footers

Glad he wasn't loaned out and has been drinking his milk. We were clearly judging him harshly last month, being too keen to send him out on loan.


Almost interesting factoid related to kids drinking their milk and asking 'Who are Accrington Stanley?' - Yes singer Jon Anderson was born and raised in Accrington but failed to get trials with the team he supported, although he was a ball boy for Stanley.

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No wood on 19:25 - Jan 12 with 3022 viewsfooters

No wood on 18:53 - Jan 12 by WeWereZombies

Almost interesting factoid related to kids drinking their milk and asking 'Who are Accrington Stanley?' - Yes singer Jon Anderson was born and raised in Accrington but failed to get trials with the team he supported, although he was a ball boy for Stanley.


But in a roundabout way, by leaving it, he still found success. It can happen.

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No wood on 17:23 - Jan 14 with 2914 viewsWeWereZombies

No wood on 19:25 - Jan 12 by footers

But in a roundabout way, by leaving it, he still found success. It can happen.


Things really started to take off with that album 'Time and a Wood'...

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No wood on 21:18 - Feb 11 with 2753 viewsfooters

,No good?

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No wood on 22:10 - Feb 11 with 2716 viewsWeWereZombies

No wood on 21:18 - Feb 11 by footers

,No good?


Although he did hit the wood work...

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No wood on 15:42 - May 31 with 2505 viewscleaner

No wood on 22:10 - Feb 11 by WeWereZombies

Although he did hit the wood work...


Cleaner says it was a very clean hit.
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No wood on 16:55 - Sep 19 with 2296 viewswkj

No wood on 15:42 - May 31 by cleaner

Cleaner says it was a very clean hit.


You're not even on the score sheet with that quip ol'cleaner.
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No wood on 17:07 - Sep 19 with 2268 viewsRyorry

No wood on 16:55 - Sep 19 by wkj

You're not even on the score sheet with that quip ol'cleaner.
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So it takes a 2-0 away win to lure you back then, you shameless glory hunter you*!

*Nice to see you back

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No wood on 17:09 - Sep 19 with 2272 viewswkj

No wood on 17:07 - Sep 19 by Ryorry

So it takes a 2-0 away win to lure you back then, you shameless glory hunter you*!

*Nice to see you back


:'D I have been floating about, been really busy doing fundraising stuffs, some on here, some far far away <3

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No wood on 17:15 - Sep 19 with 2267 viewsNthQldITFC

No wood on 17:09 - Sep 19 by wkj

:'D I have been floating about, been really busy doing fundraising stuffs, some on here, some far far away <3


'been really busy doing fundraising stuffs'

Sounds like you're on the game?

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No wood on 23:00 - Oct 2 with 2134 viewsSpruceMoose

No wood on 17:15 - Sep 19 by NthQldITFC

'been really busy doing fundraising stuffs'

Sounds like you're on the game?


No Wood indeed.

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No wood on 19:51 - Oct 13 with 2041 viewsSpruceMoose

No Wood. No goals. No professionalism. No car.

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No wood on 19:53 - Oct 13 with 2036 viewscleaner

No wood on 19:51 - Oct 13 by SpruceMoose

No Wood. No goals. No professionalism. No car.


Cleaner says no pudding for you if you keep being dirty.
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No wood on 12:36 - Oct 14 with 1945 viewsWeWereZombies

No wood on 19:53 - Oct 13 by cleaner

Cleaner says no pudding for you if you keep being dirty.


Hi footers

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No wood on 21:23 - Oct 26 with 1858 viewsfooters

No wood on 12:36 - Oct 14 by WeWereZombies

Hi footers


Hi.

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No wood on 21:24 - Oct 26 with 1854 viewsSwansea_Blue

No wood on 21:23 - Oct 26 by footers

Hi.


Fk me. Welcome back, you've been missed.

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No wood on 21:27 - Oct 26 with 1845 viewsjeera

No wood on 21:24 - Oct 26 by Swansea_Blue

Fk me. Welcome back, you've been missed.


Well that's quite the welcome.

I too am pleased to see you footers, but without the invitation.

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No wood on 21:27 - Oct 26 with 1845 viewsfooters

No wood on 21:24 - Oct 26 by Swansea_Blue

Fk me. Welcome back, you've been missed.


I see we're still crap and/or going to piss the league.

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No wood on 21:29 - Oct 26 with 1842 viewsfooters

No wood on 21:27 - Oct 26 by jeera

Well that's quite the welcome.

I too am pleased to see you footers, but without the invitation.


I'm no good to you. I'm as limp as a Tory's promise.

Cheers, jeera x

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No wood on 21:41 - Oct 26 with 1830 viewsSwansea_Blue

No wood on 21:29 - Oct 26 by footers

I'm no good to you. I'm as limp as a Tory's promise.

Cheers, jeera x


When I say 'missed, I mean by others obviously .

HMSPissTheLeague is taking on a bit of water. But it's ok, Blubbers has got all the answers in the same manner as Captain Edward Smith.
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