Obviously from a male / lesbian perspective. 'The joy of the Championship is like it is your perfect pair of breasts. It's is excitement, anticipation and fulfilment. It's real. League One is not far behind and admittedly as you go down the divisions, they things get less pert, a bit more chaotic, a few more wrinkles but you still get that very sense of enjoyment. However, the Premier League now is a West London clinic boob job. You know that everything has cost an extortionate amount of money, everything there is just for show, to the casual observer everything looks incredible, but ultimately nothing about it is real'. Haha | |