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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
"Hello fellow children!" on 02:00 - Jun 22 by GunnsAirkick
That date is the hand writing of and old geezer no doubt. The rest, homework project? What a t**t. Embarrassing.
"My friend Jim (fellow leaver)"
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
As a teacher, I love these impersonation of what some sad bellend thinks a ten year old's writing is like.
Option 1: grown up pretending to be a child
Option 2: child - who doesn't join, use apostrophes accurately or use commas to mark phrases and therefore hasn't made the expected standard in writing, thus proving leave voters are thick as ****
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"Hello fellow children!" on 11:01 - Jun 22 with 3502 views
You'll have a way to go to catch up me and SB. Been Simpsons quoting since you were in short trousers. Now, if I may...
You've gone full on comic book guy here...
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
When we did the Haribo ads we gave up trying to sound like real kids - and actually got real kids to do the work. Literally got a load of kids in a room and got them talking about the sweets, then simply chose the funniest responses to be dubbed onto miming adults. The only way you can sound truly authentic is to be truly authentic.
Anyone with half a brain can see this was written by an adult. Unfortunately a lot of people will believe it in the twittersphere.
"Hello fellow children!" on 11:27 - Jun 22 by BrixtonBlue
When we did the Haribo ads we gave up trying to sound like real kids - and actually got real kids to do the work. Literally got a load of kids in a room and got them talking about the sweets, then simply chose the funniest responses to be dubbed onto miming adults. The only way you can sound truly authentic is to be truly authentic.
Anyone with half a brain can see this was written by an adult. Unfortunately a lot of people will believe it in the twittersphere.
I should write one to him pretending to be a ten year old too.
I'll call him a cúnt. See if he think that's worth Tweeting. My 9 year old best friend Ivor agrees with me.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
"Hello fellow children!" on 11:27 - Jun 22 by BrixtonBlue
When we did the Haribo ads we gave up trying to sound like real kids - and actually got real kids to do the work. Literally got a load of kids in a room and got them talking about the sweets, then simply chose the funniest responses to be dubbed onto miming adults. The only way you can sound truly authentic is to be truly authentic.
Anyone with half a brain can see this was written by an adult. Unfortunately a lot of people will believe it in the twittersphere.
However unbelievable, I really, really want there to be a 10-year-old Breixteer called Jim.
footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Us true Simpsons gurus only refer to him as Jeff Albertson...
Don't you dare turn on your pimp. You'll get a taste of the back of my hand. Now get out there and shake that Simpsons meme generator.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
TWTD doesn't seem to want to let you put 'kids' in the subject bar though... Had to use 'chikdten' instead which obscured the reference.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
"Hello fellow children!" on 11:30 - Jun 22 by footers
However unbelievable, I really, really want there to be a 10-year-old Breixteer called Jim.
Posts on here as Pickles I believe.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
"Hello fellow children!" on 11:27 - Jun 22 by BrixtonBlue
When we did the Haribo ads we gave up trying to sound like real kids - and actually got real kids to do the work. Literally got a load of kids in a room and got them talking about the sweets, then simply chose the funniest responses to be dubbed onto miming adults. The only way you can sound truly authentic is to be truly authentic.
Anyone with half a brain can see this was written by an adult. Unfortunately a lot of people will believe it in the twittersphere.
He's getting the piss ripped out of him on Twitter actually.