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Posters as footballers 12:37 - Jun 25 with 11721 viewsfooters

Have we ever done this? Was having a chinwag with a ruminant mate of mine and he reckons he's a bit like Dennis Wise. Annoying little barsteward but you can't fault the quality...

Any more for any more?

I'll say Keno's had a bit of the Adeyemi about him recently, if you know what I mean.

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Posters as footballers on 14:26 - Jun 25 with 3194 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Ryory is Marta.

Don't know why, just wanted to even it out. You misogynistic pigs.

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Posters as footballers on 14:28 - Jun 25 with 3189 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 14:26 - Jun 25 by Marshalls_Mullet

Ryory is Marta.

Don't know why, just wanted to even it out. You misogynistic pigs.


I have you down as a sort of Vinnie Jones character.

Just don't grab my balls.

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Posters as footballers on 14:46 - Jun 25 with 3156 viewsBiGDonnie

Footers - Thomas Hitzlesperger

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Posters as footballers on 14:51 - Jun 25 with 3143 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 14:46 - Jun 25 by BiGDonnie

Footers - Thomas Hitzlesperger


Fantastic player, many thanks!

You remind me of Rodney Marsh.
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Posters as footballers on 15:06 - Jun 25 with 3130 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 14:51 - Jun 25 by footers

Fantastic player, many thanks!

You remind me of Rodney Marsh.
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Arf!

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Posters as footballers on 15:43 - Jun 25 with 3093 viewsBiGDonnie

Posters as footballers on 15:06 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

Arf!


Sprucemoose - Andreas Bjellend.

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Posters as footballers on 15:44 - Jun 25 with 3091 viewsPhilTWTD

Posters as footballers on 12:51 - Jun 25 by SE1blue

Phil is like Arsene Wenger.

Has built a good squad, the forum goes on a good run of form but then inexplicably implodes on what should be an easy weekend.


I see myself more in the Ralph Coates balding maestro mould.
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Posters as footballers on 15:46 - Jun 25 with 3088 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 15:43 - Jun 25 by BiGDonnie

Sprucemoose - Andreas Bjellend.


Calm down Sugar, we're only having a bit of a chuckle! No need to be so sensitive!

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Posters as footballers on 15:46 - Jun 25 with 3087 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 15:46 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

Calm down Sugar, we're only having a bit of a chuckle! No need to be so sensitive!


Calling people names is almost as violent as trespassing. You ok, Spruce?

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Posters as footballers on 15:51 - Jun 25 with 3081 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 15:46 - Jun 25 by footers

Calling people names is almost as violent as trespassing. You ok, Spruce?


It's tough being insulted by the Lee Martin of the board, but I'll persevere.

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Posters as footballers on 15:57 - Jun 25 with 3065 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Posters as footballers on 14:28 - Jun 25 by footers

I have you down as a sort of Vinnie Jones character.

Just don't grab my balls.


Ha.

I'm not tough like Vinnie.

Might grab your balls though, if you ask nicely.

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Posters as footballers on 15:57 - Jun 25 with 3065 viewsBiGDonnie

Posters as footballers on 15:46 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

Calm down Sugar, we're only having a bit of a chuckle! No need to be so sensitive!


I'm perfectly calm dear...

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Posters as footballers on 16:04 - Jun 25 with 3055 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 15:57 - Jun 25 by BiGDonnie

I'm perfectly calm dear...


Early bath for you after a rush of blood to the head!

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Posters as footballers on 16:14 - Jun 25 with 3038 viewswkj

So many people in this thread trying to win the accolade of being named Jason Lee

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Posters as footballers on 16:26 - Jun 25 with 3027 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 16:14 - Jun 25 by wkj

So many people in this thread trying to win the accolade of being named Jason Lee


I'd have you down as a Matty Holland type :)

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Posters as footballers on 16:28 - Jun 25 with 3025 viewswkj

Posters as footballers on 16:26 - Jun 25 by footers

I'd have you down as a Matty Holland type :)


This is so frustrating

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Posters as footballers on 16:30 - Jun 25 with 3021 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 16:28 - Jun 25 by wkj

This is so frustrating


You're 95% Darren Anderton and 5% Marco Boogers.

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Posters as footballers on 16:40 - Jun 25 with 3015 viewsWeWereZombies

Factual - Stanley Matthews
chicoazul - Joey Barton
guthrum - Jermaine Jenas
The_Last_Baron - Delia Smith

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Posters as footballers on 16:45 - Jun 25 with 3006 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 16:40 - Jun 25 by WeWereZombies

Factual - Stanley Matthews
chicoazul - Joey Barton
guthrum - Jermaine Jenas
The_Last_Baron - Delia Smith


Zombers - Socrates

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Posters as footballers on 16:50 - Jun 25 with 3005 viewswkj

Pickles probably fancies himself as Sol Campbell, treating arsenal as leave and treating Tottenham as remain... Or is that the other way... Don't ask me, I dont know... Neither does pickles come to think of it.
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Crybaby
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Posters as footballers on 16:51 - Jun 25 with 2998 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 16:50 - Jun 25 by wkj

Pickles probably fancies himself as Sol Campbell, treating arsenal as leave and treating Tottenham as remain... Or is that the other way... Don't ask me, I dont know... Neither does pickles come to think of it.
[Post edited 25 Jun 2019 16:51]


The board's Andy Goram.

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Posters as footballers on 16:52 - Jun 25 with 3000 viewswkj

Posters as footballers on 16:51 - Jun 25 by footers

The board's Andy Goram.


😏

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Posters as footballers on 17:08 - Jun 25 with 2985 viewsWeWereZombies

Posters as footballers on 16:45 - Jun 25 by footers

Zombers - Socrates


Why thank you very much, I might just have a vacancy for a Plato to interpret what I am only prepared to say rather than write down...hmmm, this means that at some point Phil and Gav are going to make me commit myself to drinking hemlock.

Oh, you meant the Brazilian footballer Sócrates Brasileiro Sampaio de Souza Vieira de Oliveira, MD. Also dead. Nevertheless:

footers - Zidane
pickles - Luke Hyam
Trequartista - Rivaldo
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Posters as footballers on 17:12 - Jun 25 with 2979 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 17:08 - Jun 25 by WeWereZombies

Why thank you very much, I might just have a vacancy for a Plato to interpret what I am only prepared to say rather than write down...hmmm, this means that at some point Phil and Gav are going to make me commit myself to drinking hemlock.

Oh, you meant the Brazilian footballer Sócrates Brasileiro Sampaio de Souza Vieira de Oliveira, MD. Also dead. Nevertheless:

footers - Zidane
pickles - Luke Hyam
Trequartista - Rivaldo
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Well, how nice of you! But be warned, I have a nasty streak...


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Posters as footballers on 17:15 - Jun 25 with 2974 viewswkj

Posters as footballers on 17:12 - Jun 25 by footers

Well, how nice of you! But be warned, I have a nasty streak...



I hear glasses shattering every time you go in like that
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