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Posters as footballers 12:37 - Jun 25 with 11679 viewsfooters

Have we ever done this? Was having a chinwag with a ruminant mate of mine and he reckons he's a bit like Dennis Wise. Annoying little barsteward but you can't fault the quality...

Any more for any more?

I'll say Keno's had a bit of the Adeyemi about him recently, if you know what I mean.

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Posters as footballers on 21:22 - Jun 25 with 3045 viewsEwan_Oozami

Posters as footballers on 16:14 - Jun 25 by wkj

So many people in this thread trying to win the accolade of being named Jason Lee


Interesting hairstyle as I recall...

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Posters as footballers on 21:24 - Jun 25 with 3045 viewsWeWereZombies

Hoppy - Jimmy Greaves
Darth Koont - Ian St. John
Vapour Trail - Eric Cantona
PJH - Kevin Beattie
Lord Lucan - Robbie Fowler
noggin - Ole Gunnar Solksjaer
mos - Arjen Robben

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Posters as footballers on 21:27 - Jun 25 with 3036 viewsEwan_Oozami

Posters as footballers on 15:44 - Jun 25 by PhilTWTD

I see myself more in the Ralph Coates balding maestro mould.


Or Alan Gilzean? I'm sure they played together at Spurs at some point..

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Posters as footballers on 21:30 - Jun 25 with 3027 viewsPJH

Posters as footballers on 21:27 - Jun 25 by Ewan_Oozami

Or Alan Gilzean? I'm sure they played together at Spurs at some point..


They did, Coates joined them in 1971.
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Posters as footballers on 21:43 - Jun 25 with 3013 viewsEwan_Oozami

Posters as footballers on 21:30 - Jun 25 by PJH

They did, Coates joined them in 1971.


Must've been terrifying for defenders to see those combovers bearing down on their goal...

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Posters as footballers on 04:07 - Jun 26 with 2966 viewsallezlesbleus

Posters as footballers on 21:24 - Jun 25 by WeWereZombies

Hoppy - Jimmy Greaves
Darth Koont - Ian St. John
Vapour Trail - Eric Cantona
PJH - Kevin Beattie
Lord Lucan - Robbie Fowler
noggin - Ole Gunnar Solksjaer
mos - Arjen Robben


I was surprised Lord Lucan didn't get more suggestions.
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Posters as footballers on 07:21 - Jun 26 with 2928 viewsbontcho

I was at my best in the 90s, although probably a bit of a cult, and a lot of my comments go over heads. But I think of a footballer that reminds me of.

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Posters as footballers on 11:16 - Jun 26 with 2885 viewsRyorry

Posters as footballers on 14:26 - Jun 25 by Marshalls_Mullet

Ryory is Marta.

Don't know why, just wanted to even it out. You misogynistic pigs.


Haha, thanks but I'd need extra coaching just to overcome the psychological barrier of playing in yellow!

I reckon -

Phil - Didzy (must be something to do with hairstyles).
Gav - Pablo (sorry, I know you'd prefer to be Treacle)
Guthers - Marcus Stewart (brainboxes both)
SpruceMoose - Magic
WWZombies - George Burley
Dolly - Matt Holland
Swansea Blue - Shefki - often dives in at the end with a killer strike!
Sitters - Cresswell
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Posters as footballers on 11:44 - Jun 26 with 2871 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 11:16 - Jun 26 by Ryorry

Haha, thanks but I'd need extra coaching just to overcome the psychological barrier of playing in yellow!

I reckon -

Phil - Didzy (must be something to do with hairstyles).
Gav - Pablo (sorry, I know you'd prefer to be Treacle)
Guthers - Marcus Stewart (brainboxes both)
SpruceMoose - Magic
WWZombies - George Burley
Dolly - Matt Holland
Swansea Blue - Shefki - often dives in at the end with a killer strike!
Sitters - Cresswell
[Post edited 26 Jun 2019 11:24]


Magic!? Well bless your heart

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Posters as footballers on 11:47 - Jun 26 with 2870 viewsRyorry

Posters as footballers on 11:44 - Jun 26 by SpruceMoose

Magic!? Well bless your heart


"Fiery"!

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Posters as footballers on 15:06 - Jun 26 with 2842 viewshoppy

Posters as footballers on 07:21 - Jun 26 by bontcho

I was at my best in the 90s, although probably a bit of a cult, and a lot of my comments go over heads. But I think of a footballer that reminds me of.


Was that a typo?

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Posters as footballers on 16:48 - Jun 26 with 2793 viewseireblue

Cough.......Héctor Bellerín is a vegan, thought I would mention that,....you know, .....just in case that factoid ever became useful for some purpose.
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Posters as footballers on 16:51 - Jun 26 with 2790 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 16:48 - Jun 26 by eireblue

Cough.......Héctor Bellerín is a vegan, thought I would mention that,....you know, .....just in case that factoid ever became useful for some purpose.


He's also very intelligent (for a footballer) and well-spoken young man.

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Posters as footballers on 16:58 - Jun 26 with 2780 viewseireblue

Posters as footballers on 16:51 - Jun 26 by footers

He's also very intelligent (for a footballer) and well-spoken young man.

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Posters as footballers on 17:07 - Jun 26 with 2769 viewsSE1blue

Posters as footballers on 16:48 - Jun 26 by eireblue

Cough.......Héctor Bellerín is a vegan, thought I would mention that,....you know, .....just in case that factoid ever became useful for some purpose.


haha.

It's weird, but this morning, I found myself googling Andrés Iniesta...and when I read about this laid back, balding and bearded, happy-go-lucky fella, I got this weird sensation like my laptop was doubling up as a mirror.

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Posters as footballers on 19:21 - Jun 26 with 2731 viewsWeWereZombies

Posters as footballers on 11:16 - Jun 26 by Ryorry

Haha, thanks but I'd need extra coaching just to overcome the psychological barrier of playing in yellow!

I reckon -

Phil - Didzy (must be something to do with hairstyles).
Gav - Pablo (sorry, I know you'd prefer to be Treacle)
Guthers - Marcus Stewart (brainboxes both)
SpruceMoose - Magic
WWZombies - George Burley
Dolly - Matt Holland
Swansea Blue - Shefki - often dives in at the end with a killer strike!
Sitters - Cresswell
[Post edited 26 Jun 2019 11:24]


The Ryorry disnae lie...

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Posters as footballers on 20:41 - Jun 26 with 2696 viewsJ2BLUE

Posters as footballers on 11:16 - Jun 26 by Ryorry

Haha, thanks but I'd need extra coaching just to overcome the psychological barrier of playing in yellow!

I reckon -

Phil - Didzy (must be something to do with hairstyles).
Gav - Pablo (sorry, I know you'd prefer to be Treacle)
Guthers - Marcus Stewart (brainboxes both)
SpruceMoose - Magic
WWZombies - George Burley
Dolly - Matt Holland
Swansea Blue - Shefki - often dives in at the end with a killer strike!
Sitters - Cresswell
[Post edited 26 Jun 2019 11:24]


SpruceMoose - Magic
Dolly - Matt Holland

What. The. Hell. ?

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Posters as footballers on 20:42 - Jun 26 with 2694 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 20:41 - Jun 26 by J2BLUE

SpruceMoose - Magic
Dolly - Matt Holland

What. The. Hell. ?


Quieten down, Malarczyk.

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Posters as footballers on 20:43 - Jun 26 with 2692 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 20:41 - Jun 26 by J2BLUE

SpruceMoose - Magic
Dolly - Matt Holland

What. The. Hell. ?


As ever J2, you see things in a strange and incorrect way.

This is how the rest of the world sees me. You're just out of step. In fact, I'd say only a certain type doesn't appreciate my postings.

You're right about Dolly though. WTF?!

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Posters as footballers on 20:44 - Jun 26 with 2688 viewsJ2BLUE

Posters as footballers on 20:43 - Jun 26 by SpruceMoose

As ever J2, you see things in a strange and incorrect way.

This is how the rest of the world sees me. You're just out of step. In fact, I'd say only a certain type doesn't appreciate my postings.

You're right about Dolly though. WTF?!


You're Joey Barton.

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Posters as footballers on 20:45 - Jun 26 with 2685 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 20:42 - Jun 26 by footers

Quieten down, Malarczyk.


More of a Mark (wet) Fish.

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Posters as footballers on 20:46 - Jun 26 with 2681 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 20:44 - Jun 26 by J2BLUE

You're Joey Barton.


Like I said. There's a certain type who doesn't appreciate my postings.

The rest of us pay them no mind though.

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Posters as footballers on 20:49 - Jun 26 with 2677 viewsJ2BLUE

Posters as footballers on 20:46 - Jun 26 by SpruceMoose

Like I said. There's a certain type who doesn't appreciate my postings.

The rest of us pay them no mind though.


I like Joey Barton.

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Posters as footballers on 20:50 - Jun 26 with 2674 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 20:49 - Jun 26 by J2BLUE

I like Joey Barton.


I wouldn't waste my cigar on your eyeball though.

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Posters as footballers on 20:51 - Jun 26 with 2666 viewsJ2BLUE

Posters as footballers on 20:50 - Jun 26 by SpruceMoose

I wouldn't waste my cigar on your eyeball though.


Oh well.

Truly impaired.
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