| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario 14:41 - Sep 13 with 3332 views | SpruceMoose |
You're walking along the road when suddenly you're bundled into the back of a van.
Your clothes are ripped off and new clothes are put on, but it's so dark you can't see what.
After being driven for a while (it's hard to judge how long exactly) you're suddenly shoved out of the van into the blinding light.
You look down, you're in full ITFC kit, shirt, shorts, socks, shinpads, boots, captain's armband, ITFC watch, the date of which is mysteriously set to 3rd April, 1987. You see a mullet. It is definitely the 80s. Weird.
You look up, you're standing in front of a football ground.
You have to get home. Which ground would you least likely to find yourself standing in front of?
[Post edited 13 Sep 2019 14:41]
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:16 - Sep 13 with 1246 views | blueconscience |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:14 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose |
Nah, you're obsessed. You follow me round, throw yourself to the floor and then go running to Phil asking for a yellow card.
Whoever you were in your previous incarnation I must have really done a number on you.
You're in my pocket son.  |
Ok young Sprucey Boy |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:18 - Sep 13 with 1232 views | SpruceMoose |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:16 - Sep 13 by blueconscience |
Ok young Sprucey Boy |
Don't get all flouncey! You'd be happier if you stopped obsessing. To be honest, I've hardly noticed your posts, so its not like I'm the one going round engaging with you!
If you want my autograph, just put on your big boy pants and ask! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:20 - Sep 13 with 1226 views | blueconscience |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:18 - Sep 13 by SpruceMoose |
Don't get all flouncey! You'd be happier if you stopped obsessing. To be honest, I've hardly noticed your posts, so its not like I'm the one going round engaging with you!
If you want my autograph, just put on your big boy pants and ask! |
I am sitting here laughing, not an ounce of flounce | |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:22 - Sep 13 with 1218 views | SpruceMoose |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:20 - Sep 13 by blueconscience |
I am sitting here laughing, not an ounce of flounce |
Doesn't seem likely, I mean, you took the time to post a whinge about me. Doesn't seem like the kind of thing a light and breezy type would do. Especially after crying about me and my frontal lobe the other night (which you still owe me an apology for btw)
Nah, you're genuinely upset. Which is pretty damn funny! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:22 - Sep 13 with 1218 views | wkj |
Distinguished guests to be, please don't argue. There will be enough seating for all |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 18:37 - Sep 13 with 1196 views | Pippin1970 |
Is this an episode Quantum Leap that I missed. Damn it. |  | | |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 19:13 - Sep 13 with 1176 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
Wellington Phoenix. |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 00:18 - Sep 14 with 1089 views | Superblue95 |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 15:17 - Sep 13 by J2BLUE |
I can't stand Twitter. All this 'u hero en' stuff. I can't work out wo is genuinely on his side and who is taking the piss. |
I’m 24 so I should be young enough to know these things but...wtf does ‘en’ mean? |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 00:58 - Sep 14 with 1075 views | Paramedic |
That was me, the man with the mullet going mad with a mallet in Milletts! |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 02:59 - Sep 14 with 1045 views | jeera |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 00:18 - Sep 14 by Superblue95 |
I’m 24 so I should be young enough to know these things but...wtf does ‘en’ mean? |
I too have pondered on this.
English seems to have descended into baby talk over the years. |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 09:11 - Sep 14 with 1012 views | Bentleyitfc |
You say bored,I'd say troubled | | | |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 09:14 - Sep 14 with 1009 views | NotMarcusEvans |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 09:11 - Sep 14 by Bentleyitfc |
You say bored,I'd say troubled |
GrandadDel back so soon?
Squit .
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 09:14 - Sep 14 with 1004 views | wkj |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 09:11 - Sep 14 by Bentleyitfc |
You say bored,I'd say troubled |
Oh you! What are you like. | |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 09:44 - Sep 14 with 979 views | J2BLUE |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 00:18 - Sep 14 by Superblue95 |
I’m 24 so I should be young enough to know these things but...wtf does ‘en’ mean? |
Then? I don't know to be honest. Twitter is an absolute cesspit, I fooking hate it. Filled with self satisfied tossers.
I can only think being on Twitter doesn't bother Troy that much and the reactions from all sides are just hyped up nonsense.
More than happy to help if he posts here. I'm done with Twitter. |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:19 - Sep 14 with 952 views | GlasgowBlue |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 09:14 - Sep 14 by NotMarcusEvans |
GrandadDel back so soon?
Squit .
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What have I missed? |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:22 - Sep 14 with 952 views | NotMarcusEvans |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:19 - Sep 14 by GlasgowBlue |
What have I missed? |
That grandaddel character got banned. Think it was someone who had been banned previously. balls | | | |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:25 - Sep 14 with 947 views | GlasgowBlue |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:22 - Sep 14 by NotMarcusEvans |
That grandaddel character got banned. Think it was someone who had been banned previously. balls |
Grandad del wasn’t benters. | |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:40 - Sep 14 with 922 views | Superblue95 |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:34 - Sep 14 by footers |
Agreed. Maybe it's boredom. Easy to get hooked on the old social media when there's not much going on. Perhaps Troy could look into some work or volunteering type stuff to help pass the time. I know there are some great charities who offer this kind of work/education for people with autism in the Ipswich area.
Don't want to tell him how to live, but being manipulated by a bunch of moronic teenagers isn't a great way to spend your time.
I should know. |
I don’t think Spruce, WKJ and Pecker are teenagers but other than that I agree with everything you’ve said.
Not followed Troy’s story too closely but from what I’ve seen on threads I’m not sure taking advice is his strong suit unfortunately. Seems a decent lad though and doesn’t deserve the sh1t he gets from Twitter | |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:46 - Sep 14 with 903 views | GlasgowBlue |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:34 - Sep 14 by footers |
Agreed. Maybe it's boredom. Easy to get hooked on the old social media when there's not much going on. Perhaps Troy could look into some work or volunteering type stuff to help pass the time. I know there are some great charities who offer this kind of work/education for people with autism in the Ipswich area.
Don't want to tell him how to live, but being manipulated by a bunch of moronic teenagers isn't a great way to spend your time.
I should know. |
I had sprucey pegged as being slightly older than a teenager. | |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:49 - Sep 14 with 888 views | footers |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:46 - Sep 14 by GlasgowBlue |
I had sprucey pegged as being slightly older than a teenager. |
Wasn't talking about that bunch of fruits.
Few lads on the estate I used to live on had me fetching them kebabs and illegal drugs or what have you just so I could hang out with them. They used to say "Ace. Nice one, footers, you're really cool" and stuff but then not talk to me while I just watched them playing FIFA.
Got wise to their little game after about six months. |  |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:52 - Sep 14 with 882 views | GlasgowBlue |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:49 - Sep 14 by footers |
Wasn't talking about that bunch of fruits.
Few lads on the estate I used to live on had me fetching them kebabs and illegal drugs or what have you just so I could hang out with them. They used to say "Ace. Nice one, footers, you're really cool" and stuff but then not talk to me while I just watched them playing FIFA.
Got wise to their little game after about six months. |
That doesn’t sound great. At least you broke away from it. | |
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| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:58 - Sep 14 with 875 views | footers |
| It's Friday, I'm bored, so imagine the scenario on 10:52 - Sep 14 by GlasgowBlue |
That doesn’t sound great. At least you broke away from it. |
Yep. My new friends are much nicer. In fact, they've even clubbed together to send me on holiday :D All I have to do is pick up a suitcase my friend's mum left in Brazil by mistake and bring it back to the UK.
So there are kind-hearted people out there after all. | |
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