| Terrible dad jokes 15:19 - Sep 17 with 1341 views | Swansea_Blue |
Does anyone else here loudly proclaim 'ah, this takes me back' when putting the car into reverse?
According to my humour resistant daughter it's a bad dad joke. I tried arguing it was a dad bad joke instead, but she was having none of it. |  |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 15:21 - Sep 17 with 1321 views | wkj |
I've actually never heard that one before, and fully intend on using it myself now. |  |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 15:22 - Sep 17 with 1312 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Terrible dad jokes on 15:21 - Sep 17 by wkj |
I've actually never heard that one before, and fully intend on using it myself now. |
It gets even better as the years go by | |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 15:24 - Sep 17 with 1305 views | wkj |
| Terrible dad jokes on 15:22 - Sep 17 by Swansea_Blue |
It gets even better as the years go by |
I used to work with a chap who'd without fail always say, things are on the up when we used the lift. The funniest part was his giggle to himself thst always followed | |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 15:30 - Sep 17 with 1272 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Terrible dad jokes on 15:24 - Sep 17 by wkj |
I used to work with a chap who'd without fail always say, things are on the up when we used the lift. The funniest part was his giggle to himself thst always followed |
Giggling afterwards is the best bit.
If I ever get into a lift with Schindler's name plate on, I'll often pipe up 'Schindler's lift - I saw a film about this once'. | |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 15:35 - Sep 17 with 1254 views | wkj |
| Terrible dad jokes on 15:30 - Sep 17 by Swansea_Blue |
Giggling afterwards is the best bit.
If I ever get into a lift with Schindler's name plate on, I'll often pipe up 'Schindler's lift - I saw a film about this once'. |
Another you could deploy is "well that really takes the biscuit" when your daughter retrieves a delicious baked snack [Post edited 17 Sep 2019 15:35]
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| Terrible dad jokes on 15:46 - Sep 17 with 1201 views | Ewan_Oozami |
For the younger generation, by definition every dad joke is a bad joke and these are the characteristics:
1. Must always be repeated when the situation allows, do not pass up an opportunity.
2. The outrageous laugh afterwards is obligatory
3. The more gruesome the pun the better (see below)
4. The jokey bits must be emphasised, the more ridiculously the better
Two of my favourites when the junior Oozamis were younger:
Whilst one of them was waving around a pencil with a rubber at the end : "Careful, you'll have someone's i out with that"
When one was complaining about acne and showing me her spots "Yep, that's grew some" |  |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 15:55 - Sep 17 with 1174 views | BlueBadger |
Dreadful management types at [redacted] hospital have started cold-weather planning. Their favourite 'joke' at the moment is 'Game of Thrones has finished but winter is still coming' |  |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 15:57 - Sep 17 with 1159 views | wkj |
| Terrible dad jokes on 15:55 - Sep 17 by BlueBadger |
Dreadful management types at [redacted] hospital have started cold-weather planning. Their favourite 'joke' at the moment is 'Game of Thrones has finished but winter is still coming' |
Management... I'd say that counts as twÄ…ttish humour more than dad humour... Infact u would drop the humour part too and just say twÄ…ttish | |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 17:45 - Sep 17 with 1036 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
On the very rare occasions I have a drop of alcohol I like to put my arm around junior Slave and proclaim...."have I ever told you how proud I am....." My how she loves it! |  |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 18:05 - Sep 17 with 1000 views | BrixtonBlue |
When I cycle through Piccadilly Circus I often joke to myself, "God, it's like Piccadilly Circus round here." |  |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 18:43 - Sep 17 with 937 views | footers |
My childhood was marred by my father's failings; it's hardly a laughing matter. [Post edited 17 Sep 2019 18:44]
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| Terrible dad jokes on 18:45 - Sep 17 with 929 views | SpruceMoose |
| Terrible dad jokes on 18:43 - Sep 17 by footers |
My childhood was marred by my father's failings; it's hardly a laughing matter. [Post edited 17 Sep 2019 18:44]
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How did you marr you own childhood? |  |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 18:47 - Sep 17 with 924 views | footers |
| Terrible dad jokes on 18:45 - Sep 17 by SpruceMoose |
How did you marr you own childhood? |
Failings plural. I would have said "Mine and my sister's childhoods" if I'd meant that. You fruit.
Do you have no humanity? | |
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| Terrible dad jokes on 18:47 - Sep 17 with 923 views | wkj |
| Terrible dad jokes on 18:43 - Sep 17 by footers |
My childhood was marred by my father's failings; it's hardly a laughing matter. [Post edited 17 Sep 2019 18:44]
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Atleast yours stuck about, mine was gone before I escaped the matriachs lair. | |
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