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Oreo biscuits 13:58 - Sep 20 with 3357 viewshomer_123

What's the point?

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Oreo biscuits on 19:40 - Sep 20 with 445 viewsJ2BLUE

Oreo biscuits on 19:36 - Sep 20 by MeltonBlue

I discovered Stroopwaffles the other day.. They habe now moved to the top of the biscuit list in the Melton household.


Agree, they are superb.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:42 - Sep 20 with 437 viewsMeltonBlue

Oreo biscuits on 19:38 - Sep 20 by wkj

I am sorry that it took you this long. Please stock up on elasticated waist trousers now, you'll thank me later.


There Will be no more rich tea being purchased that's for sure following this discovery.
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Oreo biscuits on 19:43 - Sep 20 with 430 viewswkj

Oreo biscuits on 19:42 - Sep 20 by MeltonBlue

There Will be no more rich tea being purchased that's for sure following this discovery.


Enjoy the supermarket stuff, if that is what you got, but never get the genuine article when abroad, or else you'll never be able to enjoy those supermarket ones again.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:45 - Sep 20 with 416 viewskinnockers

Oreo biscuits on 19:31 - Sep 20 by J2BLUE

Funny coming from you. Still repeating your crap jokes from 1993 thinking you are somehow edgy and not just a tedious idiot.


What's the matter with you, lost a bet?

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Oreo biscuits on 19:46 - Sep 20 with 409 viewsSpruceMoose

Oreo biscuits on 19:45 - Sep 20 by kinnockers

What's the matter with you, lost a bet?


He's gone and got all Naomi Campbell over a goddamn biscuit!

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Oreo biscuits on 19:48 - Sep 20 with 399 viewsJ2BLUE

Oreo biscuits on 19:45 - Sep 20 by kinnockers

What's the matter with you, lost a bet?


I lose bets every day.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:49 - Sep 20 with 394 viewsOldsmoker

Oreo biscuits on 19:29 - Sep 20 by wkj

Dunking is a skill, too many people today think they can rip off the top of a tube of Fox's Custard Creams and the world will be handed to them, next thing you know they have a cup of sickly slurry and a heart full of bitterness and broken dreams.
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I always thought I was a natural and could "sense" when the dunk was good.
Jeera nailed it with his scientific approach of timing.
The new fangled invention of clocks has seen my era fade away.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:50 - Sep 20 with 392 viewskinnockers

Oreo biscuits on 19:48 - Sep 20 by J2BLUE

I lose bets every day.


I'm not surprised.

Maybe you should look for full-time work or think about furthering your education? Not the easiest options, I know, but they seem the most realistic.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:50 - Sep 20 with 388 viewswkj

Oreo biscuits on 19:48 - Sep 20 by J2BLUE

I lose bets every day.


I lost a quid in the vending machine today myself, I can relate

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Oreo biscuits on 19:51 - Sep 20 with 381 viewsJ2BLUE

Oreo biscuits on 19:50 - Sep 20 by kinnockers

I'm not surprised.

Maybe you should look for full-time work or think about furthering your education? Not the easiest options, I know, but they seem the most realistic.


Maybe people should stop worrying about what I choose to do. No idea why it seems to bother so many people.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:52 - Sep 20 with 374 viewskinnockers

Oreo biscuits on 19:51 - Sep 20 by J2BLUE

Maybe people should stop worrying about what I choose to do. No idea why it seems to bother so many people.


Do you pay tax?

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Oreo biscuits on 19:53 - Sep 20 with 369 viewswkj

DIVISION! Clear the lobby

(post has gone nuclear, withdraw while you still can)

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Oreo biscuits on 19:54 - Sep 20 with 363 viewsSpruceMoose

Oreo biscuits on 19:51 - Sep 20 by J2BLUE

Maybe people should stop worrying about what I choose to do. No idea why it seems to bother so many people.


Because they know it winds you up, it's probably the most honest answer old Kinnockers could give.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:56 - Sep 20 with 353 viewsjeera

Oreo biscuits on 19:49 - Sep 20 by Oldsmoker

I always thought I was a natural and could "sense" when the dunk was good.
Jeera nailed it with his scientific approach of timing.
The new fangled invention of clocks has seen my era fade away.


I am still haunted by a chess tournament I was entered into as a child.

There I was in a large hall, facing an unknown entity across a table, and beside us was a clock thing.

I'd never seen the like before and nobody had explained they would be present.

I looked around daunted as everyone else in the place seemed to understand exactly what they were and their purpose.

I don't think there were any biscuits either.

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
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Oreo biscuits on 19:57 - Sep 20 with 349 viewsJ2BLUE

Oreo biscuits on 19:54 - Sep 20 by SpruceMoose

Because they know it winds you up, it's probably the most honest answer old Kinnockers could give.


It doesn't though. I've worked jobs where i've hated every minute for less money. I'm not going to be wound up by people on an internet forum over how I choose to pay my bills.

People have no idea about my life. People can think what they like.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:58 - Sep 20 with 344 viewsSpruceMoose

Oreo biscuits on 19:57 - Sep 20 by J2BLUE

It doesn't though. I've worked jobs where i've hated every minute for less money. I'm not going to be wound up by people on an internet forum over how I choose to pay my bills.

People have no idea about my life. People can think what they like.


Well put it this way, whether you're wound up or not, you always give them a bite.

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Oreo biscuits on 19:59 - Sep 20 with 335 viewswkj

Oreo biscuits on 19:58 - Sep 20 by SpruceMoose

Well put it this way, whether you're wound up or not, you always give them a bite.


*Unless they've been dunked

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Oreo biscuits on 19:59 - Sep 20 with 334 viewsJ2BLUE

Oreo biscuits on 19:58 - Sep 20 by SpruceMoose

Well put it this way, whether you're wound up or not, you always give them a bite.


Depends what you think a bite is. I'll answer questions honestly. Perhaps it bothers other people that I have quite a lot of freedom and no one to answer to.

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Oreo biscuits on 20:00 - Sep 20 with 328 viewsSpruceMoose

Oreo biscuits on 19:59 - Sep 20 by wkj

*Unless they've been dunked


When I was last in Uddingston I visited the monument to the Unknown Biscuit, commemorating all those countless untold biscuits that departed for the murky depths too soon. Very moving so it was.

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Oreo biscuits on 20:01 - Sep 20 with 322 viewsjeera

Oreo biscuits on 19:50 - Sep 20 by wkj

I lost a quid in the vending machine today myself, I can relate


Biscuits?

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
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Oreo biscuits on 20:01 - Sep 20 with 322 viewswkj

Oreo biscuits on 20:00 - Sep 20 by SpruceMoose

When I was last in Uddingston I visited the monument to the Unknown Biscuit, commemorating all those countless untold biscuits that departed for the murky depths too soon. Very moving so it was.


Crumbs, sounds quite a lot to take in.

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Oreo biscuits on 20:02 - Sep 20 with 328 viewskinnockers

Oreo biscuits on 19:59 - Sep 20 by J2BLUE

Depends what you think a bite is. I'll answer questions honestly. Perhaps it bothers other people that I have quite a lot of freedom and no one to answer to.


Yet you see fit to use public services you don't pay for? It's parasitic. Oh yeah, we all pay VAT.

The road you are running is short and misguided. But you will soon see.

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Oreo biscuits on 20:02 - Sep 20 with 318 viewsSpruceMoose

Oreo biscuits on 19:59 - Sep 20 by J2BLUE

Depends what you think a bite is. I'll answer questions honestly. Perhaps it bothers other people that I have quite a lot of freedom and no one to answer to.


Well, freedom is many things to many people. I don't think your life of uncertainty and solo working would be everyone's cup of tea. But it works for you.

Anyway, what I mean to say is, don't feel like you need to justify every attack. Feel free to tell folk to fook off.
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Oreo biscuits on 20:03 - Sep 20 with 314 viewsSpruceMoose

Oreo biscuits on 20:02 - Sep 20 by kinnockers

Yet you see fit to use public services you don't pay for? It's parasitic. Oh yeah, we all pay VAT.

The road you are running is short and misguided. But you will soon see.


Steady on old bean.

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Oreo biscuits on 20:04 - Sep 20 with 314 viewsJ2BLUE

Oreo biscuits on 20:02 - Sep 20 by kinnockers

Yet you see fit to use public services you don't pay for? It's parasitic. Oh yeah, we all pay VAT.

The road you are running is short and misguided. But you will soon see.


You've really dug down deep for this one haven't you? And you haven't even got the balls to post it on your regular account. Ditch the puppet account and i'll answer your questions.

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