| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows 09:54 - Oct 1 with 3245 views | Swansea_Blue |
I said, ‘Yes, of course.
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That’s 20 cows'. |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 10:47 - Oct 1 with 2666 views | WeWereZombies |
Let me guess what car he was driving...
Was it an Haudi? |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 10:57 - Oct 1 with 2643 views | NW10_Tractor |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 10:47 - Oct 1 by WeWereZombies |
Let me guess what car he was driving...
Was it an Haudi? |
Did his car have Injun trouble? |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 11:01 - Oct 1 with 2625 views | WeWereZombies |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 10:57 - Oct 1 by NW10_Tractor |
Did his car have Injun trouble? |
It was the transmission, a bad steer... | |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 11:42 - Oct 1 with 2550 views | solemio |
Well done for all these paranomaizeias. Clearly a mixed prairie farm. |  | | |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 11:42 - Oct 1 with 2551 views | jaykay |
that's bullsh1t. oh you said cows |  |
| forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 12:30 - Oct 1 with 2476 views | Swansea_Blue |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 11:42 - Oct 1 by jaykay |
that's bullsh1t. oh you said cows |
I thought it was quite amoosing... | |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 12:52 - Oct 1 with 2438 views | Meadowlark |
Did he weigh 126 lbs? |  | | |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 13:58 - Oct 1 with 2372 views | hatch |
There were 25 cows in a field and 28 chickens.
How many didn't? |  | | |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 14:03 - Oct 1 with 2359 views | WarkTheWarkITFC |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 13:58 - Oct 1 by hatch |
There were 25 cows in a field and 28 chickens.
How many didn't? |
Doesn't really work written down does it mate!
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 14:29 - Oct 1 with 2318 views | hatch |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 14:03 - Oct 1 by WarkTheWarkITFC |
Doesn't really work written down does it mate!
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I know!  | | | |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:15 - Oct 1 with 2271 views | britbiker |
Im normally good with jokes. But I don't get it. :'( |  | | |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:18 - Oct 1 with 2266 views | jaykay |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:15 - Oct 1 by britbiker |
Im normally good with jokes. But I don't get it. :'( |
none of us do. we pretending we do , to look clever .
edit : only speaking for myself | |
| forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:23 - Oct 1 with 2258 views | J2BLUE |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:15 - Oct 1 by britbiker |
Im normally good with jokes. But I don't get it. :'( |
The joke is that he rounded up the number 18 to 20 rather than what the cowboy asked.
A play on words. |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:33 - Oct 1 with 2241 views | britbiker |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:23 - Oct 1 by J2BLUE |
The joke is that he rounded up the number 18 to 20 rather than what the cowboy asked.
A play on words. |
Thanks. I was trying different cowboy accents and everything. Having a blond / senior moment. | | | |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:41 - Oct 1 with 2228 views | Swansea_Blue |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:33 - Oct 1 by britbiker |
Thanks. I was trying different cowboy accents and everything. Having a blond / senior moment. |
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work. :) | |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 16:29 - Oct 1 with 2181 views | britbiker |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:41 - Oct 1 by Swansea_Blue |
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work. :) |
Thats more like it. Dumbed it up for me :-) | | | |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 18:37 - Oct 1 with 2117 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 10:47 - Oct 1 by WeWereZombies |
Let me guess what car he was driving...
Was it an Haudi? |
Most of the cowboys I meet drive white vans. |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 18:50 - Oct 1 with 2097 views | jeera |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:18 - Oct 1 by jaykay |
none of us do. we pretending we do , to look clever .
edit : only speaking for myself |
Fancy admitting that.
So much at steak too. |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 21:57 - Oct 1 with 1987 views | Ryorry |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 18:50 - Oct 1 by jeera |
Fancy admitting that.
So much at steak too. |
A rare honesty indeed. |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 01:08 - Oct 2 with 1892 views | hoppy |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 21:57 - Oct 1 by Ryorry |
A rare honesty indeed. |
You seem the kind of lasso would notice that kind of thing... |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 01:16 - Oct 2 with 1886 views | jeera |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 01:08 - Oct 2 by hoppy |
You seem the kind of lasso would notice that kind of thing... |
Not exactly one to hide. | |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 15:31 - Oct 2 with 1679 views | hoppy |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 01:16 - Oct 2 by jeera |
Not exactly one to hide. |
Nor one that would purposefully stirrup a lot of trouble either. | |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 18:44 - Oct 2 with 1579 views | Meadowlark |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 12:52 - Oct 1 by Meadowlark |
Did he weigh 126 lbs? |
Nine stone cowboy! | | | |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 18:49 - Oct 2 with 1570 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 18:44 - Oct 2 by Meadowlark |
Nine stone cowboy! |
That would have worked if you have gone with 9 stone originally instead of the obscure 126 lbs.
I am glad you explained it, though, because I did wonder if I had missed something when I read it yesterday. |  |
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| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 18:55 - Oct 2 with 1565 views | Meadowlark |
| A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows on 18:49 - Oct 2 by Nthsuffolkblue |
That would have worked if you have gone with 9 stone originally instead of the obscure 126 lbs.
I am glad you explained it, though, because I did wonder if I had missed something when I read it yesterday. |
It's the way I tell' em! | | | |
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