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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office 13:29 - Oct 8 with 2894 viewsMJallday

But they don’t know I’m the culprit yet.

Here’s the background. Our company does these well-being things (lots of fresh fruit, water , office yoga etc) and as part of this , they print out an “inspirational quote of the day” poster for everyone to look at. You know the sort of thing, “life is a dance and mindfulness is a state of mind” etc

Anyway, I decided this morning to replace said poster with this

https://external-preview.redd.it/JlJpJXJ-uv3aXfQe2P1q-6yjq2ubU5t6J_FjUQbqVIE.jpg

Surfice to say our well-being office bod is now not happy and has started questioning people.
Question is - do I fess up ? Or do I start a campaign to annoy her by replacing further posters tommorow ?

Thoughts?
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 13:31 - Oct 8 with 2253 viewswkj

Make it a one and done thing and let her know humour is good for the soul and well being.

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 13:38 - Oct 8 with 2206 viewsFtnfwest

i'm with you. It's our 'well being' week this week again which involves massages, which the office girlies (sorry people) book up ahead of time, and making smoothies which was yesterday. I was castigated for not joining in - i do eat and am grateful for the fruit provided in the office but because i don't liquidise it with spinach i'm some sort of pariah. Anyway be careful of the dark side!
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 13:41 - Oct 8 with 2183 viewsSwansea_Blue

Got to be a campaign. I'm sure we can come up with some suggestions.

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:04 - Oct 8 with 2101 viewsActionMan

I think you need a new job.
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:26 - Oct 8 with 2067 viewsfactual_blue

Here's tomorrow's poster



Of course, you could draw it in MS Paint for added effect

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:28 - Oct 8 with 2050 viewsfactual_blue

I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 13:38 - Oct 8 by Ftnfwest

i'm with you. It's our 'well being' week this week again which involves massages, which the office girlies (sorry people) book up ahead of time, and making smoothies which was yesterday. I was castigated for not joining in - i do eat and am grateful for the fruit provided in the office but because i don't liquidise it with spinach i'm some sort of pariah. Anyway be careful of the dark side!


Will there be a happy ending to any of this?

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:29 - Oct 8 with 2039 viewsFtnfwest

I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:28 - Oct 8 by factual_blue

Will there be a happy ending to any of this?


the end will be quite happy that's for sure
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:39 - Oct 8 with 2001 viewsMJallday

I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 13:41 - Oct 8 by Swansea_Blue

Got to be a campaign. I'm sure we can come up with some suggestions.


I’m up for that (as long as I don’t get caught) any suggestions?

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:44 - Oct 8 with 1997 viewseireblue

I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:39 - Oct 8 by MJallday

I’m up for that (as long as I don’t get caught) any suggestions?


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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:19 - Oct 8 with 1905 viewsSwansea_Blue


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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:26 - Oct 8 with 1858 viewsfooters


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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:30 - Oct 8 with 1847 viewsNewcyBlue

http://inspirobot.me/

I got some fantastically absurd ones from that.
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:32 - Oct 8 with 1844 viewsChurchman

At work a few years ago there was a phase of weekly inspirational quotes so when I was asked, I put Up ‘The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made’ - Groucho Marx. They never asked me again.

Confess and be proud!
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:33 - Oct 8 with 1836 viewsjeera

I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 14:39 - Oct 8 by MJallday

I’m up for that (as long as I don’t get caught) any suggestions?


I'd be tempted to play it an occasional thing and keep schtum for now about this one.

It would be fun to just have one appear randomly from time to time rather than push your luck and end the joke here.

There's more potential as yet surely.

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:34 - Oct 8 with 1823 viewsSouperJim

I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:30 - Oct 8 by NewcyBlue

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I got some fantastically absurd ones from that.


I've just had to stop playing with that at my desk as my sniggers were gaining attention.

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:36 - Oct 8 with 1815 viewsSwansea_Blue

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I got some fantastically absurd ones from that.



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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:46 - Oct 8 with 1745 viewsDarth_Koont

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:46 - Oct 8 with 1745 viewsOldsmoker

Try deflection.
Who don't you like in the office?
It was them that did it.
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:02 - Oct 8 with 1708 viewshomer_123

I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 15:30 - Oct 8 by NewcyBlue

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I got some fantastically absurd ones from that.


Although....


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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:05 - Oct 8 with 1697 viewschicoazul

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:30 - Oct 8 with 1648 viewsMoriarty

Begin a campaign.

You need a signature. An identity to add to your mystery. For some bizarre reason the shaaaaaaadow of “only fools and horses” fame springs to mind. Call yourself “the shadow” and begin your chaos.


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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:31 - Oct 8 with 1639 viewsBlueBadger

Definitely up your game. Inspirational posters are the work of the devil.

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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:36 - Oct 8 with 1611 viewsconnorscontract

To give my definitive answer, I definitely need a map of your office with the location of the poster, positioning of desks and character sketches of occupants, your desk and the Witchfinder General's desk all clearly marked and labels.

You already know the software package which was created from the ground up for such a task. That should take you up to home time, now.
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I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:47 - Oct 8 with 1564 viewsCoastalblue

I am currently the subject of a witch-hunt in my office on 16:30 - Oct 8 by Moriarty

Begin a campaign.

You need a signature. An identity to add to your mystery. For some bizarre reason the shaaaaaaadow of “only fools and horses” fame springs to mind. Call yourself “the shadow” and begin your chaos.



I did a very entertaining East London walking tour with 'The Shadow' last year, nice guy though another that seems to think he's more famous than he actually is.

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