| Crap jokes thread 09:59 - Nov 15 with 4298 views | Dubtractor |
I wonder if Chic ever got rid of that free cow in the end? |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 10:02 - Nov 15 with 3925 views | ITFC_Forever |
Did that star ever fall for Boy Meets Girl. They've been waiting a long time now.... |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 10:16 - Nov 15 with 3892 views | WeWereZombies |
So Yes have a shed that is miles from anywhere, why should we care that it is broken too... |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 10:17 - Nov 15 with 3890 views | chicoazul |
Why was Jesus such a big hit with the ladies?
///spreads arms really wide
Because he was hung like this. |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 10:18 - Nov 15 with 3881 views | StokieBlue |
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke-him-on.
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| Crap jokes thread on 12:25 - Nov 15 with 3784 views | SaleAway |
So this baby seal walks into a club....... |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 12:28 - Nov 15 with 3778 views | Superblue95 |
| Crap jokes thread on 10:18 - Nov 15 by StokieBlue |
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke-him-on.
SB |
Very similar but arguably worse one:
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Poke-her-face. |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 12:31 - Nov 15 with 3771 views | hoppy |
What was happening at the river that was so good that both Al Green and Talking Heads wanted to be taken there? |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 15:19 - Nov 15 with 3678 views | jontysnut |
| Crap jokes thread on 12:25 - Nov 15 by SaleAway |
So this baby seal walks into a club....... |
so I said to this bloke what do you think about seal clubbing. He said he should knock it on the head and start making some decent records. |  | | |
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| Crap jokes thread on 00:05 - Nov 16 with 3556 views | badadski |
| Crap jokes thread on 15:19 - Nov 15 by jontysnut |
so I said to this bloke what do you think about seal clubbing. He said he should knock it on the head and start making some decent records. |
Why do Scuba Divers always fall out of the boat backwards?
because If they fell forwards they would land in the boat. | | | |
| Crap jokes thread on 07:23 - Nov 16 with 3475 views | bluelagos |
Why are Elephants big, grey with big ears?
Cos if they were small, white and round, they'd be aspirins. |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 07:37 - Nov 16 with 3462 views | Keaneish |
Did you hear about the magic tractor that turned into a field? |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 07:39 - Nov 16 with 3462 views | WD19 |
So one snowman says to another...
“Is it just me, or can you smell carrots?” |  | | |
| Crap jokes thread on 12:17 - Nov 16 with 3380 views | pimballwizard |
| Crap jokes thread on 12:25 - Nov 15 by SaleAway |
So this baby seal walks into a club....... |
We all know that a baby seal's favourite drink is Canadian Club on the rocks... |  | | |
| Crap jokes thread on 12:20 - Nov 16 with 3377 views | Superblue95 |
What did the big phone say to the little phone?
You’re too young to be engaged | |
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| Crap jokes thread on 12:33 - Nov 16 with 3369 views | pimballwizard |
Crap 80s joke.
What is worse than Olivia Newton John in Grease ?
Come on Eileen..
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| Crap jokes thread on 13:11 - Nov 16 with 3346 views | fabian_illness |
How did the lady get out of the hole?
She had a ladder in her tights. |  | | |
| Crap jokes thread on 15:07 - Nov 16 with 3281 views | caught-in-limbo |
Although its literally a crap joke, it's a good one:
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo. |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 15:25 - Nov 16 with 3270 views | WD19 |
| Crap jokes thread on 15:07 - Nov 16 by caught-in-limbo |
Although its literally a crap joke, it's a good one:
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo. |
No unrelated to the classic....
“What’s brown and sticky?”
A stick. | | | |
| Crap jokes thread on 15:28 - Nov 16 with 3263 views | caught-in-limbo |
| Crap jokes thread on 15:25 - Nov 16 by WD19 |
No unrelated to the classic....
“What’s brown and sticky?”
A stick. |
In my childhood days that was always accompanied by:
"What's pink and hard?"
"A pig with a flick knife." | |
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| Crap jokes thread on 15:45 - Nov 16 with 3249 views | Darth_Koont |
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 15:45 - Nov 16 with 3244 views | hoppy |
| Crap jokes thread on 15:28 - Nov 16 by caught-in-limbo |
In my childhood days that was always accompanied by:
"What's pink and hard?"
"A pig with a flick knife." |
What’s pink, wrinkly and hangs out your pants?
Your mum putting the washing on the line. | |
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| Crap jokes thread on 15:58 - Nov 16 with 3221 views | uefacup81 |
| Crap jokes thread on 12:33 - Nov 16 by pimballwizard |
Crap 80s joke.
What is worse than Olivia Newton John in Grease ?
Come on Eileen..
Dexys midnite runners |
What did they play at the orgy after Come On Eileen?
Wipe Down Eileen. |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 00:19 - Nov 17 with 3126 views | bazgammon |
Michael Caine goes to a big Hollywood house party in California at the height of his fame in the late 60's, at the Playboy Mansion. All the Hollywood acting great's are there and music's great's too, all the famous band's of that era.
Michael arrives with his girlfriend. After a few drinks and some mingling, she suddenly disappears, nowhere to be found. After an hour Michael eventually finds her. "Where the hell have you been? I've been looking for you for ages" asks Michael. "Well I was down in the grotto with a load of musicians and we were partying and having a good time and because I am such a huge fan of them all I gave oral sex to all of The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Monkees, The Walker Brothers and The Kinks!!" "You stupid tart" says Michael "You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!!!" | |
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| Crap jokes thread on 09:30 - Nov 17 with 3036 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Crap jokes thread on 12:20 - Nov 16 by Superblue95 |
What did the big phone say to the little phone?
You’re too young to be engaged |
Someone pulled their Christmas cracker early. |  |
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| Crap jokes thread on 09:59 - Nov 17 with 3019 views | GaryCooper |
| Crap jokes thread on 07:37 - Nov 16 by Keaneish |
Did you hear about the magic tractor that turned into a field? |
A harrowing experience. |  | | |
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