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I have held off any Christmas shopping until after the election result is announced, on the slim chance that labour take control of power when it will all be gratis.
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Ah - remember those days when we used to believe in Father Christmas? on 15:08 - Dec 11 with 1029 views
Ah - remember those days when we used to believe in Father Christmas? on 15:03 - Dec 11 by GaryCooper
I have held off any Christmas shopping until after the election result is announced, on the slim chance that labour take control of power when it will all be gratis.
Apparently 52% of young children still believe in Santa. The liberals have decided to ignore that and therefore he no longer exists. :-)
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Ah - remember those days when we used to believe in Father Christmas? on 15:16 - Dec 11 with 1008 views
Ah - remember those days when we used to believe in Father Christmas? on 17:44 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies
You're hoping for a Papal Edict that brings in the Holocene Calendar before the end of the week?
Nah, don't believe in all that stuff, we just need a few million people to suddenly come to their senses and realise what's best for the whole country...
Failing that, a few bolts of lightning in strategic places to reset the brains of voters in marginal seats wouldn't come amiss
Ah - remember those days when we used to believe in Father Christmas? on 18:21 - Dec 11 by Ryorry
Nah, don't believe in all that stuff, we just need a few million people to suddenly come to their senses and realise what's best for the whole country...
Failing that, a few bolts of lightning in strategic places to reset the brains of voters in marginal seats wouldn't come amiss
It's a great song....Phil please don't take it down.....
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Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
Ah - remember those days when we used to believe in Father Christmas? on 18:48 - Dec 11 by jas0999
Neither of them can be trusted nor fit to lead the country.
Right!!!! Final go at coming up with a decider. If Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn were both on a snow covered roof and each had their own identical chimney to descend with an identical sack of presents which one would be crawling out of a fireplace first?
Trouble is if Corbyn was Father Christmas the elfs and reindeers would be in a union and on strike at the moment because of too much work and the fact the sleigh only has a driver and no guard and Christmas would be cancelled for the kids.
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Ah - remember those days when we used to believe in Father Christmas? on 07:36 - Dec 12 with 743 views
Ah - remember those days when we used to believe in Father Christmas? on 21:34 - Dec 11 by WeWereZombies
Right!!!! Final go at coming up with a decider. If Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn were both on a snow covered roof and each had their own identical chimney to descend with an identical sack of presents which one would be crawling out of a fireplace first?
Boris.
JC's sack is so full of free stuff it will get stuck. He would be forced to leave one of those annoying notes; I tried to deliver my promises but simply can't. I'll be back in 5 years to try again.
Moral; Only promise what you can deliver.
Note: This is a joke. I hope you find it tickles you a little. If not please complain to: The Manager. Dead Parrot Pets. High St. Nowhereland.
Thank-you.
Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.