PL: Right, bottom line, Marcus. I want a six-month contract extension at Portman Road to manage the team. I've played at all the top clubs, did I ever tell you about Germany?
ME: No, Paul, I’m not going to give you a six-month contract extension.
PL: [Looking disgusted, and standing up] Aye, you’re just like all the rest, aren’t you? You sit there on your fat, spotty behind. Did you know I played with all the world stars. Paul McStay, Regi Blinker, Bobby Petta.
ME: Paul, Paul, Paul. I’m not going to give you a six-month contract extension, ‘cause I have prepared a five year one.
PL: [Grinning like a schoolboy, his voice a little choked] That’s brilliant.
ME: A million pounds a year.
PL: That’s five million pounds. [Raising a fist in the air] Jurassic Park. I’m sorry for saying you were fat, before. I just mean you’re big boned. Just imagine what this place could be like? It's just a blip at the moment. I'm so proud of how we want the ball etc etc [Post edited 1 Jan 2020 13:58]
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