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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle 14:00 - Jan 12 with 1408 views

I'm looking to buy one or two of these for a family member - however I'm worried it's not a true representation in terms of odour.

Can anyone here confirm or have any experience with false advertising or trading standards if not?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/11/gwyneth-paltrow-sells-candle-smells-like-vagina-m

- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:15 - Jan 12 with 1217 views

Pendejo

I thought that link was one of those clever mock ups... then I googled the product - $75 for a freaking candle!

Are there any chemists out there? Someone who could enlighten us on the process.

Does Mr. White Coat Expert Scent Smeller have a smell of the original from source then compare that to candles knocked up in the lab?

During process is she allowed to perform normal bodily functions?

Is the scent one of an aroused state?

So many questions I never thought I'd be asking... and I don't think I really want an answer for...

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:25 - Jan 12 with 1196 views

Pendejo

- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:15 - Jan 12 by Pendejo

Is this how she readied herself?

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:29 - Jan 12 with 1171 views

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Everything on Goop is false advertising except perhaps this.

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:00 - Jan 12 with 1098 views

bluebud

- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 16:15 - Jan 12 by Pendejo

I've been trying to make my own version this afternoon - I think my Intimate Cheese candles will inspire and empower. Manufacturing process isn't easy and the old boy's a bit burnt.

- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:44 - Jan 12 with 1023 views

AlanRetentive

Just to be clear, could you confirm that it is the v***** candle which you wish to purchase, and not Ms. Paltrow?

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:47 - Jan 12 with 1010 views

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:00 - Jan 12 by bluebud
I've been trying to make my own version this afternoon - I think my Intimate Cheese candles will inspire and empower. Manufacturing process isn't easy and the old boy's a bit burnt.

Do you know if she does an ear candle?

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:52 - Jan 12 with 999 views

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:00 - Jan 12 by bluebud
I've been trying to make my own version this afternoon - I think my Intimate Cheese candles will inspire and empower. Manufacturing process isn't easy and the old boy's a bit burnt.

Where did you put the wick?

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 18:11 - Jan 12 with 972 views

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- Gwyneth and her vagina candle on 17:44 - Jan 12 by AlanRetentive
Just to be clear, could you confirm that it is the v***** candle which you wish to purchase, and not Ms. Paltrow?

Definitely the candles mate.

I don't entertain the purchasing of anybody - a conscious coupling might be on the cards once she gets a good sniff of my candles though.

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