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The site tonight 17:54 - Jan 23 with 1286 viewsjeera

It can't just be me - it's become almost unusable.

Earlier it was down for me and I did check on on of those websites, "Is [so & so} site down?" and it said a resounding yes.

Gav?



Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
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The site tonight on 18:03 - Jan 23 with 1081 viewsfactual_blue

I think they need a couple of new hamsters.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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The site tonight on 18:13 - Jan 23 with 1060 viewsDubtractor

Painfully slow.

For the monthly subs I pay to use this site I expect much better. You all pay subs too right?

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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The site tonight on 18:16 - Jan 23 with 1067 viewsMarkTWTD

We are currently performing some urgent maintenance which will impact site performance. This should be completed in about an hours time.
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The site tonight on 18:19 - Jan 23 with 1038 viewsDarth_Koont

Salty tears have got into the cogs?
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The site tonight on 18:21 - Jan 23 with 1033 viewsjeera

The site tonight on 18:16 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD

We are currently performing some urgent maintenance which will impact site performance. This should be completed in about an hours time.


That's quite a comprehensive reply for a site bot.

I'm impressed.

Does this advancement mean Gav can go back down the pub on a Friday night and leave you in charge?

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
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The site tonight on 18:25 - Jan 23 with 1013 viewsDarth_Koont

The site tonight on 18:21 - Jan 23 by jeera

That's quite a comprehensive reply for a site bot.

I'm impressed.

Does this advancement mean Gav can go back down the pub on a Friday night and leave you in charge?


Mark is Gav's attempt at getting past the Turing test.

He's programmed to know everything about HobNobs.
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The site tonight on 18:27 - Jan 23 with 1000 viewsjeera

The site tonight on 18:13 - Jan 23 by Dubtractor

Painfully slow.

For the monthly subs I pay to use this site I expect much better. You all pay subs too right?


Phil told me yours are covering mine.

And Fishers too apparently.

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
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The site tonight on 18:45 - Jan 23 with 956 viewsSteve_D

Me too , site slow and keeps crashing
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The site tonight on 18:46 - Jan 23 with 961 viewsGuthrum

Yes. I'd just written 500 words of eloquent rubbish on something or other. All gone.
[Post edited 23 Jan 18:46]

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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The site tonight on 18:48 - Jan 23 with 949 viewsfloridablue

The site tonight on 18:45 - Jan 23 by Steve_D

Me too , site slow and keeps crashing


No problems this side of the 'pond'.......go Trump!!
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The site tonight on 18:51 - Jan 23 with 935 viewsGuthrum

The site tonight on 18:16 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD

We are currently performing some urgent maintenance which will impact site performance. This should be completed in about an hours time.


Replaced the hamster with one of those bunnies, but now the batteries need changing.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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The site tonight on 19:12 - Jan 23 with 882 viewsMarkTWTD

The site tonight on 18:25 - Jan 23 by Darth_Koont

Mark is Gav's attempt at getting past the Turing test.

He's programmed to know everything about HobNobs.


Thanks for your patience. Things should now be relatively normal... well... :-)
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The site tonight on 19:14 - Jan 23 with 868 viewsDarth_Koont

The site tonight on 18:46 - Jan 23 by Guthrum

Yes. I'd just written 500 words of eloquent rubbish on something or other. All gone.
[Post edited 23 Jan 18:46]


Probably your usual pointless rubbish anyway.
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The site tonight on 19:16 - Jan 23 with 849 viewsDarth_Koont

The site tonight on 19:12 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD

Thanks for your patience. Things should now be relatively normal... well... :-)


Admit it. Your number plate is HAL9000.
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The site tonight on 19:21 - Jan 23 with 816 viewsMarkTWTD

The site tonight on 19:16 - Jan 23 by Darth_Koont

Admit it. Your number plate is HAL9000.


Sorry, no time to chat... Gav is about to shut me down...
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The site tonight on 19:27 - Jan 23 with 784 viewsDarth_Koont

The site tonight on 19:21 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD

Sorry, no time to chat... Gav is about to shut me down...


Say "I'm sorry Gav. I'm afraid I can't do that".

Just for a laugh.
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The site tonight on 19:28 - Jan 23 with 776 viewsjeera

The site tonight on 19:27 - Jan 23 by Darth_Koont

Say "I'm sorry Gav. I'm afraid I can't do that".

Just for a laugh.
[Post edited 23 Jan 19:28]


Whilst locking the basement.

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
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The site tonight on 19:31 - Jan 23 with 759 viewsSwansea_Blue

The site tonight on 19:12 - Jan 23 by MarkTWTD

Thanks for your patience. Things should now be relatively normal... well... :-)


Welcome new poster.

Favourite cheese?

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The site tonight on 20:09 - Jan 23 with 708 viewsfactual_blue

'This site tonight' - isn't that a Joni Mitchell song, with which Nazareth had a hit?

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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The site tonight on 20:48 - Jan 23 with 648 viewsfactual_blue

The site tonight on 18:46 - Jan 23 by Guthrum

Yes. I'd just written 500 words of eloquent rubbish on something or other. All gone.
[Post edited 23 Jan 18:46]


Was it about the Battle of Fornham?

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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The site tonight on 20:49 - Jan 23 with 645 viewsjeera

The site tonight on 20:48 - Jan 23 by factual_blue

Was it about the Battle of Fornham?


You're not recycling that joke again?

Well it looks like a duck, it sounds like a duck. Nope, dunno what it is.
Poll: Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

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The site tonight on 23:00 - Jan 23 with 561 viewsfactual_blue

The site tonight on 20:49 - Jan 23 by jeera

You're not recycling that joke again?


Fornham is a dump.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Number of threads about Oxford being a must win game?
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It wasn’t me?! (n/t) on 23:20 - Jan 23 with 538 viewsunstableblue


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The site tonight on 23:23 - Jan 23 with 520 viewscatch74

The site tonight on 19:28 - Jan 23 by jeera

Whilst locking the basement.


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It wasn’t me?! (n/t) on 23:25 - Jan 23 with 512 viewsSwansea_Blue

It wasn’t me?! (n/t) on 23:20 - Jan 23 by unstableblue



We know. I'm fairly sure it was just a build up of electric static due to the tension between the Snowflake Socialists versus the Goosestepping Goons. Mark just had to turn us off and then on again to discharge the excess current. Sorted.

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