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Worst UK accent. 08:28 - Feb 7 with 23664 viewsartsbossbeard

I was always utterly convinced that it was Brum until this new lad from Stoke started working in my team.

There's another chap in my team called Richard that he somehow pronounces "wretched", which makes me a lot angrier than it really should.

Is Stoke the UK winner?

Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing.
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Worst UK accent. on 17:32 - Feb 7 with 3279 viewsjeera

Worst UK accent. on 12:25 - Feb 7 by jeera

Mancunian.


"This is why people down-vote your posts".

Signed,

Mullet.


I even knew it was coming pal!

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Worst UK accent. on 17:45 - Feb 7 with 3259 viewsDarth_Koont

Think it depends entirely on the speaker and the subject.

Brummie from a boring person talking about boring things sounds awful. But what accent doesn't.

However, when my mate Ollie (Olloi) talked about his upcoming trip to Paris "There'll be noon of this oi polloi in guy Paroi" it was one of the most best things I've ever heard.

Pronouns: He/Him

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Worst UK accent. on 19:12 - Feb 7 with 3213 viewsgardins01

Worst UK accent. on 10:16 - Feb 7 by factual_blue

If there's a pork pie on Dudley town hall clock, what time is it?

Summat to eight.

What's the name of the Chinese restaurant not far from Stourbridge?

Yow Min Lye.


So much for diversity and inclusion.
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Worst UK accent. on 19:19 - Feb 7 with 3196 viewsMullet

Worst UK accent. on 17:32 - Feb 7 by jeera

"This is why people down-vote your posts".

Signed,

Mullet.


I even knew it was coming pal!


Well deserved

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Worst UK accent. on 19:23 - Feb 7 with 3187 viewsjeera

Worst UK accent. on 19:19 - Feb 7 by Mullet

Well deserved


'Build it and they will come'.

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Worst UK accent. on 19:29 - Feb 7 with 3170 viewsgordon

Worst UK accent. on 09:56 - Feb 7 by footers



Some of the topics Smithy Boy covers there are quite challenging but he certainly leaves a mark, doesn't he? Possible future star.
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Worst UK accent. on 19:47 - Feb 7 with 3147 viewsTheTrueBlue1878

Errrmmm excuse me, I am Stoke born, bred and raised.

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Worst UK accent. on 19:49 - Feb 7 with 3140 viewsjeera

Worst UK accent. on 19:47 - Feb 7 by TheTrueBlue1878

Errrmmm excuse me, I am Stoke born, bred and raised.


That's not your fault.

You seem alright despite that.

Mind you, there's no accent here.

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Worst UK accent. on 19:59 - Feb 7 with 3125 viewsRyorry

Worst UK accent. on 19:47 - Feb 7 by TheTrueBlue1878

Errrmmm excuse me, I am Stoke born, bred and raised.


It's alright, most of us aren't Stoke-ist.

Tho personally I'm less than impressed with his none too green avatar ...

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Worst UK accent. on 20:15 - Feb 7 with 3112 viewsazuremerlangus

Worst UK accent. on 16:59 - Feb 7 by manchego

Exaggerated London / Cockney / Estuary English especially when they are not from London ( outside the M25 )

Every actual Londoner I know has a really mild London accent.


Portsmouth (pronounced "Poortsmith") - AKA Cornish Cockney

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Worst UK accent. on 21:48 - Feb 7 with 3083 viewsParamedic

Worst UK accent. on 16:13 - Feb 7 by Meadowlark

Most stupid or stupidest. Not most stupidest.

Please.

And it's stooopid.


The Oxford English Dictionary has 22 citations for stupidest, a good handful of them from the 19th century, including one from Thomas Carlyles Reminiscences. So stupidest is by all measures a word and one with a history innit!

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Worst UK accent. on 21:52 - Feb 7 with 3074 viewsjeera

Worst UK accent. on 21:48 - Feb 7 by Paramedic

The Oxford English Dictionary has 22 citations for stupidest, a good handful of them from the 19th century, including one from Thomas Carlyles Reminiscences. So stupidest is by all measures a word and one with a history innit!


He means most stupidest.

Stupidest being the superlative so there's nowhere else to go.

You cannot add to the superlative.

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Worst UK accent. on 21:56 - Feb 7 with 3061 viewsDarth_Koont

Worst UK accent. on 21:52 - Feb 7 by jeera

He means most stupidest.

Stupidest being the superlative so there's nowhere else to go.

You cannot add to the superlative.


You can add to the superlative.

It’s turning the knob to 11.

Pronouns: He/Him

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Worst UK accent. on 21:57 - Feb 7 with 3058 viewsParamedic

Worst UK accent. on 21:52 - Feb 7 by jeera

He means most stupidest.

Stupidest being the superlative so there's nowhere else to go.

You cannot add to the superlative.


You are and he is correct. Stowupland High School 83, what do you expect!😀

AllalallalSunderland

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Worst UK accent. on 22:05 - Feb 7 with 3036 viewsjeera

Worst UK accent. on 21:57 - Feb 7 by Paramedic

You are and he is correct. Stowupland High School 83, what do you expect!😀


+ 1 for your honesty!

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Worst UK accent. on 22:12 - Feb 7 with 3023 viewsEpiphone

Two words........Tim Westwood.
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Worst UK accent. on 22:43 - Feb 7 with 2995 viewsTheTrueBlue1878

Worst UK accent. on 19:49 - Feb 7 by jeera

That's not your fault.

You seem alright despite that.

Mind you, there's no accent here.


Having lived in Ipswich for many years now, although I love it, nobody seems to be able to pin point my accent and I just get smothered with the brush....

“Ahh you’re just northern aren’t ya”.

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Worst UK accent. on 22:54 - Feb 7 with 2987 viewsjeera

Worst UK accent. on 22:43 - Feb 7 by TheTrueBlue1878

Having lived in Ipswich for many years now, although I love it, nobody seems to be able to pin point my accent and I just get smothered with the brush....

“Ahh you’re just northern aren’t ya”.


Ah, there's always that ignorance man.

I've been approached in Bury St Edmunds by [actual] Northern types (squaddies) and been called a Cockney.

A flippin' cockney, in Bury St Edmunds.

Equally I have family in Derbyshire; as it goes my mum is just over the Staffs border; so I know how that works too.

The people in the local pub call me a Southerner - I'm not.

I call them Northern names in return.

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Worst UK accent. on 23:03 - Feb 7 with 2979 viewsGodzilla

The Scots are undecipherable, especially with a drink in them. e.g. A Mathie
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Worst UK accent. on 11:24 - Feb 8 with 2866 viewsbuoyant

Worst UK accent. on 09:21 - Feb 7 by Coastalblue

Either scouse, or that mock West Indian way that a lot of kids have adopted, many of whom live in executive style houses in the commuter belt.


I need-t arks yah

Cringe....

UTT

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Worst UK accent. on 13:38 - Feb 8 with 2828 viewsNBVJohn

Worst UK accent. on 11:24 - Feb 8 by buoyant

I need-t arks yah

Cringe....


I don’t have any particular opinion on worst accent - I actually quite like them all, and enjoy hearing the differences as I travel to different places in the country.

The problem isn’t accents, it’s the ongoing mutation and affectation as people develop persona’s in order to become a Geezer, Bruvver or a Scally etc.

My Aunt has lived in Brentwood since the 60’s and sounds nothing at all like the dimwits from TOWIE. On my rare trips back to Ipswich I notice more and more geezers too. It’s a shame.

Has anyone been watching King Gary? ‘Muvver Naytcha I salute ya. Airtstaandin!’
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