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Breakfast: Full English, pot of tea Lunch: Mini seafood platter with 6 oysters, plenty of whelks and 6 prawns, followed by a selection plate of sushi. Bottle of Sancerre blanc. Afternoon refreshments of a couple of pints of Ghostship, followed by a couple of pints of Guinness, with some pork scratchings and selection of chilli, salted and dry roasted nuts. Dinner: Popadums with a decent selection of chutneys etc., Korai chicken (or chicken Jalfrezi) with mushroom rice and a couple of Cobra's. Pre-shooting beverage: A final cup of Rosie.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 19:53 - Feb 9 with 7997 views
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 19:36 - Feb 9 by Moriarty
If I was, it would be whisky.
Early life Munster. Present Dublin.
It was the whiskey in the porridge that made me think Scottish. Forgot you Irish like a malt. Love Dublin by the way. Very exciting city. Been 30-40 times. Love it.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 20:08 - Feb 9 with 7982 views
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 19:53 - Feb 9 by Pecker
It was the whiskey in the porridge that made me think Scottish. Forgot you Irish like a malt. Love Dublin by the way. Very exciting city. Been 30-40 times. Love it.
Dublin has its pluses all right.
I picked up the drop of whiskey in the porridge idea from a chef at Mrs and mine wedding reception. Any excuse!
fka omuircheartaigh
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 21:13 - Feb 9 with 7938 views
Just loads of tabs of acid and a nice buffet. Chicken wings, little sausage rolls, spring rolls, samosas. Basically anything I can shovel into my mouth with minimum effort whilst I'm tripping into oblivion.
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 22:01 - Feb 9 by Melford
Just loads of tabs of acid and a nice buffet. Chicken wings, little sausage rolls, spring rolls, samosas. Basically anything I can shovel into my mouth with minimum effort whilst I'm tripping into oblivion.
I'm a bit disappointed at the lack of cake with files inside suggestions.
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE
Breakfast: 3 slices thick granary toast with butter Lunch: 2x gammon and pickle sandwiches on thick granary bread, bowl of chips and tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream Dinner: Large chicken and bacon thin and crispy crust pizza from Domino's, 12x Domino's cookies Drink: Bottle of wine. I'd prefer Pepsi Max or tea but some bastard is going to shoot me later and i'd rather not be sober.
The 12 cookies might sound a lot but they are divine.
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 17:59 - Feb 9 by J2BLUE
Breakfast: 3 slices thick granary toast with butter Lunch: 2x gammon and pickle sandwiches on thick granary bread, bowl of chips and tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream Dinner: Large chicken and bacon thin and crispy crust pizza from Domino's, 12x Domino's cookies Drink: Bottle of wine. I'd prefer Pepsi Max or tea but some bastard is going to shoot me later and i'd rather not be sober.
The 12 cookies might sound a lot but they are divine.
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The calories and fat gained from that would make an excellent bullet proof vest!
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 00:46 - Feb 10 with 7793 views
The mind boggles that some people have put McDonalds and Dominos on here - for your last meal!!
Breakfast: Bubble and squeak with a fried egg on top and a dash of tabasco sauce - ideally the bubble & squeak would have some brussel sprouts, broccoli and peas in it.
Lunch: Coronation chicken sandwich on fresh thick sliced granary bread with some sea salted Seabrooks crisps on the side.
Dinner: Liver and Bacon, with smooth mash, onion gravy and cauliflower cheese.
Drink: Bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 02:09 - Feb 10 with 7755 views
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 18:07 - Feb 9 by Pecker
You are only allowed one drink. They are going to kill you, so no bullet proof vest is going to save you.
Your OP just said shot, no mention of being killed - I assumed you meant a firing squad (who could still have fun shooting my legs to bits and then watching me bleed to death, or a single assassin could do a one shot kill with a bullet to the head which would not be covered by the vest). However, I was banking on a motley bunch of occasional TWTD posters unused to firearms (but in a disenchanted state after another poor result) who would all go for the body shot to compensate for lack of expertise.
I could still suffer significant bruising and internal injuries but am hoping to sow discord amongst the troops whilst they reload by commencing a Pablo/Shefki and Stilton/cheddar debate to induce a situation where the firing squad shoot each other (after the equivalent of ten pages).
If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 02:09 - Feb 10 by WeWereZombies
Your OP just said shot, no mention of being killed - I assumed you meant a firing squad (who could still have fun shooting my legs to bits and then watching me bleed to death, or a single assassin could do a one shot kill with a bullet to the head which would not be covered by the vest). However, I was banking on a motley bunch of occasional TWTD posters unused to firearms (but in a disenchanted state after another poor result) who would all go for the body shot to compensate for lack of expertise.
I could still suffer significant bruising and internal injuries but am hoping to sow discord amongst the troops whilst they reload by commencing a Pablo/Shefki and Stilton/cheddar debate to induce a situation where the firing squad shoot each other (after the equivalent of ten pages).
The sad thing is, that would probably happen, especially if Callis and Ely were in the firing squad.
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If you were going to be shot at 9pm tomorrow. on 11:05 - Feb 10 with 7629 views
I'd eat anything with iron in it to deflect the bullet.
Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
Breakfast - Probably the hardest choice, having umm’d and ahh’d over omelette or huevos rancheros I think I’d keep it simple and go for a fry up with high quality ingredients (thick meaty bacon an absolute must)
Lunch - Pastrami on rye from Katz Deli, with a side of chips (plus the mountain of pickles it comes with)
Dinner - Full Indian sit down - poppadoms and chutneys, followed by a mixed grill, samosas, pakoras, bhajis then lamb dhansak with coconut rice and peshwari naan
Drink - alcohol wise start drinking with dinner, beer with poppadoms and starter then red wine for the main, and hitting the mojitos after in lieu of desert. May aswell have a celebratory tequila at 8:59 too (Milagro, none of that Jose Cuervo sh*te)
Done
Highlighting crass stupidity since sometime around 2010
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