| Dreary fantasy career swap 12:00 - Feb 20 with 5854 views | footers |
Lots of serious discussion at the mo so how about we lighten things up :)
When you really can't be arsed to go to work, what alternative professions catch your imagination?
Always liked the look of being a postie or milkman. Don't really have to talk to anyone, nice long walk and fresh air every day, get done early afternoon time, bit of 70s 'ow's yer father with the local readers' wives...
And a train driver too. Looks like it'd be a larf but then most mornings our train drivers look miserable as sin! Maybe it's because they only pootle along at a snail's pace and aren't allowed to put their foot down :)
Obviously unrealistic jobs like being Ron Jeremy or beer taster for Adnams don't really count.
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:14 - Feb 20 with 1552 views | leitrimblue |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:06 - Feb 20 by Darth_Koont |
But wait a minute! You're also sleeping with the lead detective!
To be fair, that would make Monday mornings more interesting. |
Leading a large convoy of truckers across the country in search of some kinda trucker justice? |  | | |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:28 - Feb 20 with 1537 views | ghostofescobar |
Retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum. |  |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:33 - Feb 20 with 1525 views | Sikamikanico |
Not really viable with Amazon, Spotify and Kindle and such but I would love to work in an independent book or record store |  | | |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:35 - Feb 20 with 1518 views | uefacup81 |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 12:15 - Feb 20 by leitrimblue |
I think long distance trucker would be pretty cool. A life of fry ups an Yorkies. I was a big fan of the classic movie convoy as a kid.. |
Don't forget murdering prostitutes as well! |  |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:40 - Feb 20 with 1512 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Probably coarse fishery management, with a view to one day opening/owning a fishery complex of my own.
Could mix pleasure with business. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:42 - Feb 20 with 1503 views | footers |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:40 - Feb 20 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Probably coarse fishery management, with a view to one day opening/owning a fishery complex of my own.
Could mix pleasure with business. |
I thought only mafia types slept with the fishes  | |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:46 - Feb 20 with 1491 views | NewcyBlue |
Fireman or train driver.
Although I have been told that being a fireman isn’t all that much fun. |  |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:49 - Feb 20 with 1484 views | Bluebell |
I would have loved to work with endanged animal and bird species and be involved with the conservation and breeding them to release back into the wild.
I can't think of anything more rewarding. |  | | |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:53 - Feb 20 with 1473 views | BiGDonnie |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:46 - Feb 20 by NewcyBlue |
Fireman or train driver.
Although I have been told that being a fireman isn’t all that much fun. |
The birds love a fireman though fella... |  |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 14:02 - Feb 20 with 1461 views | uefacup81 |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 12:35 - Feb 20 by BiGDonnie |
Gynecologist! |
I'm not sure you've thought that one through. Consider the ratio of fresh 18-year-old mimsies, compared to the number of feculent geriatric growlers you'd be dealing with... | |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 14:03 - Feb 20 with 1456 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Scrap yard, household waste/recycling center or charcoal burner. |  |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 14:09 - Feb 20 with 1446 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 13:42 - Feb 20 by footers |
I thought only mafia types slept with the fishes |
You can call me Al dear boy. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 14:11 - Feb 20 with 1443 views | footers |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 14:09 - Feb 20 by StochesStotasBlewe |
You can call me Al dear boy. |
You are Paul Simon and I claim my £5. | |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 14:20 - Feb 20 with 1426 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 14:11 - Feb 20 by footers |
You are Paul Simon and I claim my £5. |
I am just a poor boy.
Can we call it 50p. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 17:09 - Feb 20 with 1318 views | SE1blue |
On days when I can't be bothered, I wish I was an artist. I am sure Tracy Emin's bed thing was just a case of her waking up and thinking "Oh balls, I've not done anything for the Turner Prize" and then looking around the room...
Or a poet. Just spend my days writing nonsense and reading it with a look that is somewhere between disinterest and intrigue.
Or be the guy that gets audiences to clap on gameshows. |  |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 20:35 - Feb 20 with 1277 views | WeWereZombies |
I'm quite shy and sensitive so I would want to do something that no one passes comment on - professional footballer? |  |
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| Dreary fantasy career swap on 20:46 - Feb 20 with 1262 views | dissboy2 |
pro footballer of course! | | | |
| Dreary fantasy career swap on 20:58 - Feb 20 with 1244 views | michaeldownunder |
All ways worked in shipping and transport when in England. Now I am in Oz and a change of direction seemed a good idea. Have a job now working for a pawn broker, run the very small warehouse and do a bit of van driving.
I am in charge of my self and no one else, most of the staff have no idea how to run a warehouse and the owner says ' just do what you want Michael'
Work 9 to 4 Monday to Friday job is a pce of p$ss. compared to other jobs I have had In the past.
If I had a chance would like to work in a museum. |  | | |
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