| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done 18:42 - Feb 26 with 26754 views | bluelagos |
1. Got a fine for driving with my arm out of the window
2. Lost all my windows to a Nigerian arms depot exploding
3. Fell down a man hole and had the lid land on top spending a good 15 minutes stuck before getting rescued (was about 6)
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:44 - Feb 26 with 8724 views | BlueBadger |
1. Witnessed, treated(as in 'gave a shock') AND had a success(defined in my case as 'actually went home from hospital) result at a cardiac arrest.
2. Been chatted up by a drunken Norweigan bloke
3. Been bought a pint by Terry Waite. [Post edited 26 Feb 2020 19:29]
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:46 - Feb 26 with 8699 views | Pecker |
Had a poo at Buckingham Palace. |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:47 - Feb 26 with 8703 views | JakeITFC |
1. You know that thing where you point at something on someone’s shirt and then flick them on the nose when they look down? I did that to Fernando Torres.
2. I’ve seen Matt Holland naked
3. I helped my mate set himself on fire |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:48 - Feb 26 with 8675 views | Pecker |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:47 - Feb 26 by JakeITFC |
1. You know that thing where you point at something on someone’s shirt and then flick them on the nose when they look down? I did that to Fernando Torres.
2. I’ve seen Matt Holland naked
3. I helped my mate set himself on fire |
Most have seen Matt Holland naked, haven't they?  | | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:49 - Feb 26 with 8672 views | BlueBadger |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:47 - Feb 26 by JakeITFC |
1. You know that thing where you point at something on someone’s shirt and then flick them on the nose when they look down? I did that to Fernando Torres.
2. I’ve seen Matt Holland naked
3. I helped my mate set himself on fire |
I used to use the same gym as Essex CCC for a brief period. I've seen Darren Gough in the nip. Put it this way, there's a reason why he looked like he was working out some anger issues with his bowling. | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:50 - Feb 26 with 8668 views | bluelagos |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:46 - Feb 26 by Pecker |
Had a poo at Buckingham Palace. |
That's not 3 things. Or did you have 3 poos? | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:51 - Feb 26 with 8663 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
Nah, I have done all of those … at least I think it was a Nigerian arms depot - they were all blown out for some reason. It wasn't actually my own arm which surprised the officer quite a bit, but I took the fine and counted myself lucky he didn't ask too many questions about whose it was. Oh, and I was 36 rather than 6 when I got stuck down the manhole.
However, I believe these are all close enough to say I matched you. |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:51 - Feb 26 with 8663 views | Alexwaddell |
1 had a swan fly into the front wing of my car driving on a wet M25 at daybreak
2 hit a pigeon with my car, right through radiator grill, hooked it out from between radiator grill and engine block after 2 hours of driving with my pitching wedge.
3 got done for speeding, when turning up at police station in Telford, cop on the desk kept his head down, still writing, not looking at me and just said "name" to which I responded Lewis Hamilton....then he looked
Just as well I dont drive a taxi..... |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:54 - Feb 26 with 8646 views | Wickwar_Blue |
1. Been detained by the Chinese Army
2. Been detained by the Serbian authorities
No, I’m not a spy, just a drunken prat with a taste for travel. |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:54 - Feb 26 with 8641 views | bluelagos |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:51 - Feb 26 by Nthsuffolkblue |
Nah, I have done all of those … at least I think it was a Nigerian arms depot - they were all blown out for some reason. It wasn't actually my own arm which surprised the officer quite a bit, but I took the fine and counted myself lucky he didn't ask too many questions about whose it was. Oh, and I was 36 rather than 6 when I got stuck down the manhole.
However, I believe these are all close enough to say I matched you. |
So what are yours?
If I need three new ones
Took a bush dump next to a motorbike on the Altoplano in Peru
Got tear gassed in La Paz
Had my back car window hit my a bloke with a machete | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:55 - Feb 26 with 8621 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:51 - Feb 26 by Alexwaddell |
1 had a swan fly into the front wing of my car driving on a wet M25 at daybreak
2 hit a pigeon with my car, right through radiator grill, hooked it out from between radiator grill and engine block after 2 hours of driving with my pitching wedge.
3 got done for speeding, when turning up at police station in Telford, cop on the desk kept his head down, still writing, not looking at me and just said "name" to which I responded Lewis Hamilton....then he looked
Just as well I dont drive a taxi..... |
"2 hours driving with your pitching wedge".
How far do you drive with that and is there any reason you were using it instead of a wood or at least a low number iron? | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:57 - Feb 26 with 8614 views | Wickwar_Blue |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:54 - Feb 26 by bluelagos |
So what are yours?
If I need three new ones
Took a bush dump next to a motorbike on the Altoplano in Peru
Got tear gassed in La Paz
Had my back car window hit my a bloke with a machete |
La Paz is easily one of the maddest places I have ever been! Briefly got stuck/participated in a pro-nationalisation of the gas industry protest there.
Got pissed really quickly due to the altitude | | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:57 - Feb 26 with 8612 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:54 - Feb 26 by Wickwar_Blue |
1. Been detained by the Chinese Army
2. Been detained by the Serbian authorities
No, I’m not a spy, just a drunken prat with a taste for travel. |
I bet you haven't been subject to an International Arrest Warrant.
So there! |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:57 - Feb 26 with 8626 views | Reuser_is_God |
1. Had sex |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:58 - Feb 26 with 8602 views | Alexwaddell |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:55 - Feb 26 by Nthsuffolkblue |
"2 hours driving with your pitching wedge".
How far do you drive with that and is there any reason you were using it instead of a wood or at least a low number iron? |
Doh......thats why it takes me 9 hours for a round of golf....
Hehe thank for the tip.....my driver didn' fit in the gap..... | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:58 - Feb 26 with 8600 views | Wickwar_Blue |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:57 - Feb 26 by Lord_Lucan |
I bet you haven't been subject to an International Arrest Warrant.
So there! |
I hand it to you Sir! Good effort! | | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 18:59 - Feb 26 with 8594 views | Guthrum |
Did a solo in an aircraft before I did one in a car.
Went out with an Archdruid's daughter.
Sung on stage at Glastonbury in front of a crowd of several thousand*.
* Not on my own, tho. |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:01 - Feb 26 with 8571 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:44 - Feb 26 by BlueBadger |
1. Witnessed, treated(as in 'gave a shock') AND had a success(defined in my case as 'actually went home from hospital) result at a cardiac arrest.
2. Been chatted up by a drunken Norweigan bloke
3. Been bought a pint by Terry Waite. [Post edited 26 Feb 2020 19:29]
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I've done number 2. In a hotel in Gothenburg. I wonder if it was the same bloke... |  |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:02 - Feb 26 with 8554 views | GaryCooper |
1. Been stabbed 7 times ( 1 occasion)
2. Had antiques sold at Sotheby's and Christies
3. Served tea to Sir Alex Ferguson and had him roast Gordon Strachan on my behalf after GS got lippy. |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:02 - Feb 26 with 8563 views | Pecker |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:50 - Feb 26 by bluelagos |
That's not 3 things. Or did you have 3 poos? |
Only the one Mrs Wembley (one for the older viewers). Didn't need anything else, but could list a few more if you wish? | | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:02 - Feb 26 with 8562 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:54 - Feb 26 by bluelagos |
So what are yours?
If I need three new ones
Took a bush dump next to a motorbike on the Altoplano in Peru
Got tear gassed in La Paz
Had my back car window hit my a bloke with a machete |
Sure, I definitely haven't done those.
1 Played tennis with Steve Davis (snooker player)
2 Held the door open for Jayne Torville (ice skater) - she walked under my arm!
3 Camped in the storm of 1987 (the Michael Fish one).
Not really all that impressive. | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:04 - Feb 26 with 8512 views | jaykay |
1. put in a saudi prison
2. canyon water tubing in bali
3 taking the luge down from the great wall in china |  |
| forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:06 - Feb 26 with 8492 views | bluelagos |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:02 - Feb 26 by Nthsuffolkblue |
Sure, I definitely haven't done those.
1 Played tennis with Steve Davis (snooker player)
2 Held the door open for Jayne Torville (ice skater) - she walked under my arm!
3 Camped in the storm of 1987 (the Michael Fish one).
Not really all that impressive. |
No 3 is well impressive. I remember all the fences got flattened in mid essex. | |
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| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 19:07 - Feb 26 with 8488 views | eireblue |
| Name three things you don't think anyone on Twtd has else had done on 18:46 - Feb 26 by Pecker |
Had a poo at Buckingham Palace. |
Nope, at least one other on TWTD has done that. |  | | |
| Name three things you don't think anyone else on Twtd has done on 19:07 - Feb 26 with 8492 views | WD19 |
1. Been sworn at by Bobby Charlton
2. Shattered a kneecap on a goalpost
3. Sat next to Henning Wehn on a long haul flight |  | | |
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