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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts 16:31 - Feb 27 with 2471 viewsSwansea_Blue



Keep safe out there people.
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:36 - Feb 27 with 2432 viewsfooters

A young lady doctor I used to go out with said a large number of Friday night A&E admissions were people putting foreign objects in nature's pocket.

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:44 - Feb 27 with 2395 viewsSwansea_Blue

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:36 - Feb 27 by footers

A young lady doctor I used to go out with said a large number of Friday night A&E admissions were people putting foreign objects in nature's pocket.


Bloody foreign objects, coming over here and entering our...

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:45 - Feb 27 with 2388 viewsfooters

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:44 - Feb 27 by Swansea_Blue

Bloody foreign objects, coming over here and entering our...


And yet they want to put a block on the great British spud.

Oh wait, that ain't British either, is it?

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:47 - Feb 27 with 2377 viewsSwansea_Blue

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:45 - Feb 27 by footers

And yet they want to put a block on the great British spud.

Oh wait, that ain't British either, is it?


More comfortable than turnips though

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:51 - Feb 27 with 2353 viewsHARRY10

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:44 - Feb 27 by Swansea_Blue

Bloody foreign objects, coming over here and entering our...


Foreign objects ?

it must be them there french fries, or german ones

pomme fritz
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:54 - Feb 27 with 2345 viewsLord_Lucan

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:36 - Feb 27 by footers

A young lady doctor I used to go out with said a large number of Friday night A&E admissions were people putting foreign objects in nature's pocket.


I read once that some bloke put a fluorescent tube up his jacksy and it burst - and you know what happens when they burst - 1000's of shards of glass.

The hospital statement was that he would never be the same again - impossible to clear the damage up!

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:59 - Feb 27 with 2325 viewsHARRY10

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:54 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan

I read once that some bloke put a fluorescent tube up his jacksy and it burst - and you know what happens when they burst - 1000's of shards of glass.

The hospital statement was that he would never be the same again - impossible to clear the damage up!


would that be a 'friend', perhaps
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:09 - Feb 27 with 2311 viewsfooters

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:54 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan

I read once that some bloke put a fluorescent tube up his jacksy and it burst - and you know what happens when they burst - 1000's of shards of glass.

The hospital statement was that he would never be the same again - impossible to clear the damage up!


Reminds me of this daft thing that was doing the rounds a few years ago... putting a lightbulb in your mouth. The shape of it means it's possible to get in but impossible to get out... Think there was a spate of cases that year as uni students in the states were attempting it.

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:12 - Feb 27 with 2302 viewsEireannach_gorm

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:54 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan

I read once that some bloke put a fluorescent tube up his jacksy and it burst - and you know what happens when they burst - 1000's of shards of glass.

The hospital statement was that he would never be the same again - impossible to clear the damage up!


He wasn't very bright.
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:14 - Feb 27 with 2293 viewsHARRY10

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:09 - Feb 27 by footers

Reminds me of this daft thing that was doing the rounds a few years ago... putting a lightbulb in your mouth. The shape of it means it's possible to get in but impossible to get out... Think there was a spate of cases that year as uni students in the states were attempting it.


"... impossible to get out "

a sharp yank should do the trick

.......................problem there would be in finding one
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:00 - Feb 27 with 2216 viewsLeaky

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 17:09 - Feb 27 by footers

Reminds me of this daft thing that was doing the rounds a few years ago... putting a lightbulb in your mouth. The shape of it means it's possible to get in but impossible to get out... Think there was a spate of cases that year as uni students in the states were attempting it.


A friend of mine works as a prison officer he told of an inmate who tried to hide a mobile phone in his arsenal
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:06 - Feb 27 with 2205 viewsGuthrum

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 16:47 - Feb 27 by Swansea_Blue

More comfortable than turnips though


What you want is a mangelwurzel.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:16 - Feb 27 with 2188 viewsLord_Lucan

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:00 - Feb 27 by Leaky

A friend of mine works as a prison officer he told of an inmate who tried to hide a mobile phone in his arsenal


What, along with half the prison population in the UK?

It's common practice.

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:28 - Feb 27 with 2163 viewsLeaky

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:00 - Feb 27 by Leaky

A friend of mine works as a prison officer he told of an inmate who tried to hide a mobile phone in his arsenal


Still wouldn't get a signal where I live. Could be fun if set the phone to vibrate
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:32 - Feb 27 with 2148 viewsjeera

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:16 - Feb 27 by Lord_Lucan

What, along with half the prison population in the UK?

It's common practice.


That cannot be comfortable.

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:34 - Feb 27 with 2141 viewsLord_Lucan

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:32 - Feb 27 by jeera

That cannot be comfortable.


Probably not, it's called plugging. Thankfully they don't use fecking great iphones or Samsungs

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:48 - Feb 27 with 2119 viewsfooters

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:32 - Feb 27 by jeera

That cannot be comfortable.


A friend of mine insists on smuggling certain substances via a Kinder egg and his jacksie to venues/festivals, even if it's doubtful the security will be that tight. Takes all sorts.

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 19:08 - Feb 27 with 2086 viewsjeera

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:48 - Feb 27 by footers

A friend of mine insists on smuggling certain substances via a Kinder egg and his jacksie to venues/festivals, even if it's doubtful the security will be that tight. Takes all sorts.


The more this thread progresses, the more normal the potato is becoming to sound.

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 19:18 - Feb 27 with 2059 viewsDarth_Koont

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 19:08 - Feb 27 by jeera

The more this thread progresses, the more normal the potato is becoming to sound.


Puts the best and worst vegetable threads in a new light too.

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 20:08 - Feb 27 with 1992 viewsSwansea_Blue

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:06 - Feb 27 by Guthrum

What you want is a mangelwurzel.


I don’t want anything of the sort, thank you very much!

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 01:36 - Feb 28 with 1872 viewsDoctor_Earman

As a doctor I can confirm that putting frozen potatoes up one's anus is a bad idea.
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 08:08 - Feb 28 with 1791 viewsWeWereZombies

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 18:48 - Feb 27 by footers

A friend of mine insists on smuggling certain substances via a Kinder egg and his jacksie to venues/festivals, even if it's doubtful the security will be that tight. Takes all sorts.


When you say that it is doubtful the security will be that tight...

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 08:18 - Feb 28 with 1752 viewsBackToRussia

It's fine, you just chit them out.

Potato joke for you all.

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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 08:21 - Feb 28 with 1737 viewsHARRY10

Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 08:18 - Feb 28 by BackToRussia

It's fine, you just chit them out.

Potato joke for you all.


thank spuddy
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Another attack on our hard-won freedom by so-called experts on 09:35 - Feb 28 with 1698 viewsGeoffSentence

Bollox. Been doing it wrong. You're supposed to chip them.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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