| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... 11:54 - Feb 29 with 19973 views | Lord_Lucan |
I'm opening the pub.
What can I get you Sir? Will you join me with a Ghost Ship? |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 11:57 - Feb 29 with 5822 views | blueislander |
Pint of Southwold Bitter for me and marmite cashews please. |  | | |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 11:57 - Feb 29 with 5825 views | WeWereZombies |
Watch out for that coronavirus, we don't want a blow by blow account of your journey through quarantine now, do we? |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 11:59 - Feb 29 with 5803 views | jeera |
I love a Ghost Ship.
I had a late night online shop delivery last night with several packs of the stuff, along with a few bottles of wine.
I've woken with a reflux attack and doubt i'm going to be able to touch any of it today. I've got the right hump. I've got a monster rump steak for dinner and was looking forward to a few beers listening to the match then a bottle of red with that.
Been eating Omeprazole but they confine you to the bathroom if you're not careful. |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:00 - Feb 29 with 5800 views | Guthrum |
Probably a little early for a Broadside, so a pint of Southwold Bitter, please. Plus a packet of cheese and onion crisps with a pickled egg in it. |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:05 - Feb 29 with 5777 views | clive_baker |
Guinness for me please, and a packet of salt & vinegar |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:06 - Feb 29 with 5778 views | Lord_Lucan |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 11:59 - Feb 29 by jeera |
I love a Ghost Ship.
I had a late night online shop delivery last night with several packs of the stuff, along with a few bottles of wine.
I've woken with a reflux attack and doubt i'm going to be able to touch any of it today. I've got the right hump. I've got a monster rump steak for dinner and was looking forward to a few beers listening to the match then a bottle of red with that.
Been eating Omeprazole but they confine you to the bathroom if you're not careful. |
The problem with Omeprazole is that they aren't an instant hit, you need to take them daily.
I'll pour you a pint of Ghost Ship and offer you a pack of rennies and a bacon sandwich.
That will be £6.97 please. | |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:06 - Feb 29 with 5771 views | EJP |
I’m driving, do you stock the alcohol free Ghost Ship? |  | | |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:07 - Feb 29 with 5758 views | footers |
Disaronno and cranberry 
And pork scratchings. |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:07 - Feb 29 with 5750 views | jeera |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:06 - Feb 29 by Lord_Lucan |
The problem with Omeprazole is that they aren't an instant hit, you need to take them daily.
I'll pour you a pint of Ghost Ship and offer you a pack of rennies and a bacon sandwich.
That will be £6.97 please. |
Sounds good to me buh. | |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:07 - Feb 29 with 5753 views | Lord_Lucan |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:06 - Feb 29 by EJP |
I’m driving, do you stock the alcohol free Ghost Ship? |
No, I'm sorry, we don't serve your sort.
I bid you good day. [Post edited 29 Feb 2020 12:16]
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:12 - Feb 29 with 5723 views | Swansea_Blue |
I’ve brought the missus, so a Babycham please. Oh, and she’ll have a Guinness. |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:14 - Feb 29 with 5714 views | Coastalblue |
I'll have an Aspalls please.
Any of that refried kebab meat on the lunch menu? |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:15 - Feb 29 with 5709 views | Lord_Lucan |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:12 - Feb 29 by Swansea_Blue |
I’ve brought the missus, so a Babycham please. Oh, and she’ll have a Guinness. |
Certainly Sir but I'm afraid your good lady will have to go in the Snug. | |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:18 - Feb 29 with 5692 views | Lord_Lucan |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:14 - Feb 29 by Coastalblue |
I'll have an Aspalls please.
Any of that refried kebab meat on the lunch menu? |
Yes of course.
I'll get right to it. | |
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| good man, my pub has been closed too long on 12:18 - Feb 29 with 5693 views | Dyland |
I’ll have a bottle of claret, one of those vials of mushroom juice and a couple of pills please |  |
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| good man, my pub has been closed too long on 12:20 - Feb 29 with 5682 views | Lord_Lucan |
| good man, my pub has been closed too long on 12:18 - Feb 29 by Dyland |
I’ll have a bottle of claret, one of those vials of mushroom juice and a couple of pills please |
I've only got Purple Ohms left, is that ok?
Had a run on White Lightnings last night. | |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:20 - Feb 29 with 5680 views | Swansea_Blue |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:15 - Feb 29 by Lord_Lucan |
Certainly Sir but I'm afraid your good lady will have to go in the Snug. |
That fine, with her beard she’ll fit right in. | |
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| good man, my pub has been closed too long on 12:20 - Feb 29 with 5678 views | Dyland |
| good man, my pub has been closed too long on 12:20 - Feb 29 by Lord_Lucan |
I've only got Purple Ohms left, is that ok?
Had a run on White Lightnings last night. |
Heh that will do just fine boss | |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:22 - Feb 29 with 5659 views | hampstead_blue |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 11:57 - Feb 29 by blueislander |
Pint of Southwold Bitter for me and marmite cashews please. |
Marmite.cashews! Sounds lovely |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:35 - Feb 29 with 5640 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Quick pint of Addams please squire. Mrs thinks I’ve popped to the corner shop.
I,m only out, not out out.
Oh, get footers a pint of dissorono and cranberry please, the bloody heathen. [Post edited 29 Feb 2020 12:42]
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| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:45 - Feb 29 with 5600 views | BLUEBEAT |
Could I have 4 thimbles of randomly filled fruit’n’nut flavoured pale ales presented to me on a wooden paddle and a miniature frying basket containing 7 quadruple-cooked chips, please? |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:46 - Feb 29 with 5588 views | footers |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:35 - Feb 29 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Quick pint of Addams please squire. Mrs thinks I’ve popped to the corner shop.
I,m only out, not out out.
Oh, get footers a pint of dissorono and cranberry please, the bloody heathen. [Post edited 29 Feb 2020 12:42]
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Thank you kind Sir. Just feeling a bit fruity today... | |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:52 - Feb 29 with 5569 views | gainsboroughblue |
Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider. |  |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:52 - Feb 29 with 5566 views | Lord_Lucan |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:45 - Feb 29 by BLUEBEAT |
Could I have 4 thimbles of randomly filled fruit’n’nut flavoured pale ales presented to me on a wooden paddle and a miniature frying basket containing 7 quadruple-cooked chips, please? |
I'm afraid we have discontinued our miniature frying baskets and are now serving our quadruple cooked chips in miniature replica toilets.
Footers will have to serve you as I've just had a text and I have to pop over to Pinewood to sort something out. | |
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| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:53 - Feb 29 with 5551 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| I'm bored and I'm tired of reading about climate change and Brexit, So.......... on 12:46 - Feb 29 by footers |
Thank you kind Sir. Just feeling a bit fruity today... |
In that case, we’re staying out out dear boy. Your round, same again please.
Where’s the landlord gone?
Strange, just had a text from the Mrs. “Take your time, something has just cropped up”. [Post edited 29 Feb 2020 13:01]
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| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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