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Just to lighten the mood 14:44 - Mar 1 with 875 viewsAlexwaddell

Whats the funniest thing you have inadvertently overheard?
I was queuing up to board a flight from Heathrow to Dublin and the two women in front of me were having an animated conversation. The first lady said-

- "I am off to see Mary, she has just had a baby boy"
- "That's grand, what is she going to call him?"
- "Sean"
- "SEAN, every Tom, Dick and Harry is called Sean"

Cue laughter from me followed by embarassment as they turned round to see what was so funny...

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Just to lighten the mood on 15:05 - Mar 1 with 834 viewsBlueBadger

Last summer, I overheard a bloke enthusiastically looking forward to seeing Town play in the thrd division and then, in the next breath, tell the room he wouldn't be watching the women's World Cup because 'the quality's so bad, innit?'
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Just to lighten the mood on 15:17 - Mar 1 with 787 viewsfergalsharkey

Heard some 70+ millionaire ex judge and his wife and freinds discussing their extended families in restaraunt near us.
He was asked by a very plummy lady what had become of their daughter jemima?
Oh she lives in LA with her partner christina...there was a silence then the old dear in the poshest of voices said good for her if she likes the ladies, how very modern.
I larfed.

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