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Dark Humour Warning. 17:00 - Mar 28 with 1393 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

A friend of mine was diagnosed with covid 19 a week ago.


He has been on one of the new Dyson ventilators.


By all accounts, he is picking up nicely.










We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Dark Humour Warning. on 17:04 - Mar 28 with 1327 viewsNewcyBlue

That sucks.

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Dark Humour Warning. on 17:05 - Mar 28 with 1313 viewsRyorry

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:04 - Mar 28 by NewcyBlue

That sucks.


I reckon you beat PinewoodBlueBoy with that

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Dark Humour Warning. on 17:07 - Mar 28 with 1310 viewsNewcyBlue

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:05 - Mar 28 by Ryorry

I reckon you beat PinewoodBlueBoy with that


They said gloves and a mask would be sufficient to go to a supermarket....

Everyone else had their clothes on!

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Dark Humour Warning. on 17:10 - Mar 28 with 1292 viewsRyorry

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:07 - Mar 28 by NewcyBlue

They said gloves and a mask would be sufficient to go to a supermarket....

Everyone else had their clothes on!




I can see people's true characters starting to emerge here ...

But at least no one's called me an old bag (yet ...)

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Dark Humour Warning. on 18:34 - Mar 28 with 1132 viewsEwan_Oozami

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:10 - Mar 28 by Ryorry



I can see people's true characters starting to emerge here ...

But at least no one's called me an old bag (yet ...)


That's good, then, because if anyone did, you wouldn't be allowed in one of those new Dyson ventilators!

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Dark Humour Warning. on 18:48 - Mar 28 with 1073 viewsGlasgowBlue

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:04 - Mar 28 by NewcyBlue

That sucks.


That's more than my Mrs does after 22 years of marriage.

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Dark Humour Warning. on 18:51 - Mar 28 with 1067 viewsSwansea_Blue

I’m pleased they’ve gone with dyson. Once they insert the hose into someone’s ring it should suck a lot of air into their lungs. Different attachments too for different shapes. Makes sense when you think about it.

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Dark Humour Warning. on 18:58 - Mar 28 with 1039 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Dark Humour Warning. on 18:48 - Mar 28 by GlasgowBlue

That's more than my Mrs does after 22 years of marriage.


Oh my eyes!! Save that for A&E when you turn up with your dick stuck in a Dyson.

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