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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? 18:16 - Mar 28 with 3030 viewsLord_Lucan

Or am I going mad?

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 18:17 - Mar 28 with 3024 viewsfactual_blue

Yes.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 18:41 - Mar 28 with 2981 viewsslade1

You are not going mad...most bread fits a toaster but if you get Warburtons its too big. Personally I cant stand warburtons so I don't have that problem!
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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 20:49 - Mar 28 with 2892 viewsSitfcB

I always have this argument with the Mrs and say we need a bigger toaster.

Well, we got a new toaster, bigger, or so I thought, but the bread still stuck out the top.

I have to turn the bread ffs.

Or you can buy those half loaves that are smaller and fit in.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:15 - Mar 28 with 2861 viewsjeera

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 20:49 - Mar 28 by SitfcB

I always have this argument with the Mrs and say we need a bigger toaster.

Well, we got a new toaster, bigger, or so I thought, but the bread still stuck out the top.

I have to turn the bread ffs.

Or you can buy those half loaves that are smaller and fit in.


Now this, is what they call First World Problems.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:23 - Mar 28 with 2851 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:15 - Mar 28 by jeera

Now this, is what they call First World Problems.


When the power is shut off in a few weeks' time, toaster dimensions won't be a problem.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:24 - Mar 28 with 2847 viewsjeera

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:23 - Mar 28 by factual_blue

When the power is shut off in a few weeks' time, toaster dimensions won't be a problem.


I must order more gas bottles.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:26 - Mar 28 with 2841 viewsbefxblue

There's a dial on the side of the toaster to adjust it for the size of bread you have, amateur.
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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:27 - Mar 28 with 2839 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:24 - Mar 28 by jeera

I must order more gas bottles.


What's the point? They certainly won't fit in your toaster.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:30 - Mar 28 with 2830 viewsjeera

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:26 - Mar 28 by befxblue

There's a dial on the side of the toaster to adjust it for the size of bread you have, amateur.


That's your toaster.

That doesn't mean everyone's toaster has that function.

How dare you doubt your fellow posters' intelligence?




*goes to check toaster*

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:32 - Mar 28 with 2826 viewsjeera

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:27 - Mar 28 by factual_blue

What's the point? They certainly won't fit in your toaster.


Cleverly, I bought a single ringed gas camping stove several years ago in some premonition of this happening.

And nothing to do with camping whatsoever, just intuitive thought.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 21:35 - Mar 28 with 2820 viewsartsbossbeard

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 18:41 - Mar 28 by slade1

You are not going mad...most bread fits a toaster but if you get Warburtons its too big. Personally I cant stand warburtons so I don't have that problem!
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It's just bread?

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 23:05 - Mar 28 with 2740 viewsRocky

Has toast ever tasted as good as when you've put bread on a toasting fork on an open fire?
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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:24 - Mar 29 with 2650 viewsDeano69

Has anyone managed to find a toaster that browns the bread all over in one go?

Regardless of slice size the last 3 toasters purchased all have to have the bread turned and popped back down. The last 3rd 2 slice toasted bought cost well over £100 and not much better.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:31 - Mar 29 with 2639 viewsPecker

They make bread for toasters and bread for sandwiches etc. Lazy shopping on your behalf.
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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:32 - Mar 29 with 2639 viewsWeWereZombies

Not just bigger, thicker too.

Although I suppose that is bigger...

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:37 - Mar 29 with 2629 viewsfooters

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:31 - Mar 29 by Pecker

They make bread for toasters and bread for sandwiches etc. Lazy shopping on your behalf.


Really makes you think. We've the brains to split the atom but still can't get decent toast. We need a rethink.

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:41 - Mar 29 with 2620 viewsStokieBlue

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:37 - Mar 29 by footers

Really makes you think. We've the brains to split the atom but still can't get decent toast. We need a rethink.




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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:47 - Mar 29 with 2609 viewsPecker

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:37 - Mar 29 by footers

Really makes you think. We've the brains to split the atom but still can't get decent toast. We need a rethink.


Footers dear boy. I trust you are keeping yourself well. The manufacturers of bread have kindly solved this problem for us. Lucan is just a lazy shopper. Just out of interest, are you a Jam, Marmite or Marmalade type.
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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:51 - Mar 29 with 2596 viewsfooters

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:47 - Mar 29 by Pecker

Footers dear boy. I trust you are keeping yourself well. The manufacturers of bread have kindly solved this problem for us. Lucan is just a lazy shopper. Just out of interest, are you a Jam, Marmite or Marmalade type.


Fine and dandy, Pecker my old mate. Hope you and your dear wife are keeping well.

Would opt for Marmite out of that little lot. Then marmalade, then jam (damson if possible). Your good self?

Also, best of luck with the ambulance tomorrow. Make sure they fasten their seatbelts!

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TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 12:39 - Mar 29 with 2539 viewsPecker

TWTD advice. Has bread got bigger or has my toaster got smaller? on 09:51 - Mar 29 by footers

Fine and dandy, Pecker my old mate. Hope you and your dear wife are keeping well.

Would opt for Marmite out of that little lot. Then marmalade, then jam (damson if possible). Your good self?

Also, best of luck with the ambulance tomorrow. Make sure they fasten their seatbelts!


All good and safe here old bean. Surprised you are a Marmite man. I prefer it with just a good knob of butter. Start tomorrow at 6am. Stay Safe.
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