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Toilet Roll Shortage 20:15 - Apr 1 with 1016 viewsEdwardStone

Just been chatting on the phone to a mate, big family and a bit strapped for cash. Shortage of basics is starting he said

He's run out of toilet paper, had to improvise and he used a lettuce leaf

The tip of the iceberg, he says
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Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:19 - Apr 1 with 971 viewsBloomBlue

Okale that was almost funny you butterhead
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Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:34 - Apr 1 with 910 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:19 - Apr 1 by BloomBlue

Okale that was almost funny you butterhead


Only “almost” funny?

It was a little gem.

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Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:41 - Apr 1 with 880 viewsWD19

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:34 - Apr 1 by BasingstokeBlue

Only “almost” funny?

It was a little gem.


I am surprised admin have allowed this post to Romaine.
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Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:41 - Apr 1 with 879 viewsMeadowlark

He's a lad
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Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:59 - Apr 1 with 820 viewsSwansea_Blue

You shouldn't be getting shredded for that.

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Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:08 - Apr 1 with 807 viewsronnyd

Of Cos.
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Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:09 - Apr 1 with 799 viewswitchdoctor

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:59 - Apr 1 by Swansea_Blue

You shouldn't be getting shredded for that.


lettuce hope that’s the end of the puns..👍
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Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:10 - Apr 1 with 796 viewsfooters

It's best not to rumourmonger at these times. Lettuce know the eventual outcome.

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Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:36 - Apr 1 with 740 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

I,ll take a leaf out of his book if we run out of loo roll then.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:42 - Apr 1 with 725 viewsWeWereZombies

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:41 - Apr 1 by WD19

I am surprised admin have allowed this post to Romaine.


They will send a rocket when they notice...

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Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:51 - Apr 1 with 698 viewsronnyd

Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:42 - Apr 1 by WeWereZombies

They will send a rocket when they notice...


Everything else Kales into insignificance.
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