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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) 20:02 - Apr 7 with 2906 viewsGirthyguy

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:04 - Apr 7 with 2418 viewsfooters

Valentine's Day's a long way away now.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:07 - Apr 7 with 2383 viewsjeera

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:04 - Apr 7 by footers

Valentine's Day's a long way away now.


I would definitely applaud a BJ right now if it would make a difference.

Hell, I'd even say thanks too.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:12 - Apr 7 with 2358 viewsSpruceMoose

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:07 - Apr 7 by jeera

I would definitely applaud a BJ right now if it would make a difference.

Hell, I'd even say thanks too.


Careful now Jeera, that Footers could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:16 - Apr 7 with 2340 viewsjeera

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:12 - Apr 7 by SpruceMoose

Careful now Jeera, that Footers could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.


If I may publicly set this straight.

I can assure you I wasn't considering anyone other than some blonde Swedish lass.

Or brunette. Or redhead. Or dyed. Striped...Wig.

But not a bloke and in particular, not Footers.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:17 - Apr 7 with 2328 viewsDubtractor

No. Was I supposed to?

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:17 - Apr 7 with 2329 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Ffs....was that really a thing?

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:17 - Apr 7 with 2333 viewsdickie

I put the bins out preparing to blow the loudest raspberry I could but alas Humber Doucy was clap free (thank fook)
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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:22 - Apr 7 with 2304 viewsNewcyBlue

I farted for him. That’s level he deserves.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:25 - Apr 7 with 2285 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The most hyped case of 'man flu' ever!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:31 - Apr 7 with 2255 viewsPecker

Been married far to long dear boy. I could buy here the car of her dreams and I would be lucky to get a HJ, let alone a BJ.
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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:32 - Apr 7 with 2256 viewsfactual_blue

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:16 - Apr 7 by jeera

If I may publicly set this straight.

I can assure you I wasn't considering anyone other than some blonde Swedish lass.

Or brunette. Or redhead. Or dyed. Striped...Wig.

But not a bloke and in particular, not Footers.


'Agnetha' Footers is a Swedish blonde lass.



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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:33 - Apr 7 with 2247 viewsjeera

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:32 - Apr 7 by factual_blue

'Agnetha' Footers is a Swedish blonde lass.




Not that one ta.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:33 - Apr 7 with 2256 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Ok so just seen the case of the doctor who couldn't even get a hospital bed and died next to his toilet and now I am f@cking FUMING! (4 calls to 111 and told he wasn't sick enough!)

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:42 - Apr 7 with 2207 viewsjeera

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:33 - Apr 7 by BanksterDebtSlave

Ok so just seen the case of the doctor who couldn't even get a hospital bed and died next to his toilet and now I am f@cking FUMING! (4 calls to 111 and told he wasn't sick enough!)


The handling has been a mess from Day 1.

How could this nation be so unprepared?

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:44 - Apr 7 with 2184 viewsSwansea_Blue

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:17 - Apr 7 by Dubtractor

No. Was I supposed to?


^what Dubs said.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:48 - Apr 7 with 2170 viewsjeera

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:44 - Apr 7 by Swansea_Blue

^what Dubs said.


I'm beginning to think this wasn't about Girthy getting laid after all.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:51 - Apr 7 with 2152 viewsmonytowbray

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:42 - Apr 7 by jeera

The handling has been a mess from Day 1.

How could this nation be so unprepared?


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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:55 - Apr 7 with 2125 viewsjeera

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:51 - Apr 7 by monytowbray

Boris Is Doing A Great Job™️


That better not be aimed at me.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 21:04 - Apr 7 with 2074 viewsmonytowbray

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:55 - Apr 7 by jeera

That better not be aimed at me.


Hahaha. No.

But it’s a line I’ve seen peddled a lot on FB lately. Complete with “I’d like to see you do a better job.”

I never got that line myself. I’m not a plumber either but if I hired one to fix my toilet and the next day water started p1ssing from it I’d still be entitled to say they did a sh1t job.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 21:11 - Apr 7 with 2037 viewsfactual_blue

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:51 - Apr 7 by monytowbray

Boris Is Doing A Great Job™️


He's more likely to do a big jobbie.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 21:36 - Apr 7 with 1947 viewsGirthyguy

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:48 - Apr 7 by jeera

I'm beginning to think this wasn't about Girthy getting laid after all.


I would of been happy with a BJ.
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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 00:27 - Apr 8 with 1727 viewsfactual_blue

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 21:36 - Apr 7 by Girthyguy

I would of been happy with a BJ.


Disgraceful.










































































It's 'would have'.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 08:42 - Apr 8 with 1509 viewsGeoffSentence

I normally shake hands and thank her.

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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 09:11 - Apr 8 with 1464 viewsChurchman

Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 20:42 - Apr 7 by jeera

The handling has been a mess from Day 1.

How could this nation be so unprepared?


This country is just not geared towards anything that needs effective state response - because essentially the government doesn’t believe in it. Add in starvation of funds at a local level for years and it’s no wonder that every action has been late and too little. I was chatting to somebody yesterday who was telling me that his mate returned from Spain last week. No checks, no quarantine, nothing. What chance have we got of getting rid of this virus if we don’t even bother to check out who is coming in?

No, I didn’t clap for Boris, but I wouldn’t wish virus this on him or anyone else, unlike the Mayor of Heanor. I was pleased that the Labour Party kicked her out so swiftly.
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Who just clapped for BJ (n/t) on 09:14 - Apr 8 with 1458 viewsWeWereZombies

I would find it difficult to put my hands together for him, let alone contract an STD. Hasn't the NHS got enough on its plate at the moment?

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