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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? 14:34 - May 1 with 4330 viewsBrixtonBlue

- Sriracha hot chilli sauce.
- Spring onions - never really thought about them before but they're a revelation in sandwiches.
- Loo rolls don't stay in the packet, they have a small wicker basket that they live in.
- Neither bread nor ketchup should go in the fridge, ever.
- You can never have too many scatter cushions.

EDIT: Forgot fabric softener. Dunno about the softness but my clothes have never smelled so good!
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I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 14:36 - May 1 with 2200 viewsfooters

'Popping to the shops' can often take quite a long time. In her case, months it seems.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 14:37 - May 1 with 2188 viewshomer_123

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 14:36 - May 1 by footers

'Popping to the shops' can often take quite a long time. In her case, months it seems.


I think she's trying to tell you something.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 14:37 - May 1 with 2194 viewsKeno

That I am never ever right
That I will never be able to have the last word ever
Anything and everything that I may or may not have ever done not quite right will at some point be brought up, not in a nasty way but because someone is being 'helpful'
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:04 - May 1 with 2112 viewsmonytowbray

Anal still off the cards then?

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:07 - May 1 with 2105 viewsmonytowbray

When I moved in with my ex other half I learned a lot of things I wish I saw sooner. Le sigh.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:22 - May 1 with 2069 viewsNewcyBlue

- I am wrong in having lights and colours for washing. We have 4 (yes four!) washing baskets. I haven’t ever worked out what goes in where.

- Farting is not ever funny. Even when she is laughing. It’s just not funny apparently.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:25 - May 1 with 2056 viewsEwan_Oozami

Are you both right or left handed?

If not, that can bring a whole world of mishaps...

Just one small problem; sell their houses to who, Ben? Fcking Aquaman?
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:37 - May 1 with 2040 viewsMattinLondon

I’ve learnt that you must never, under under circumstances, buy the first thing you like.

Instead, after seeing something which you like, embark on a grand tour of all of the other shops, return home empty handed and then complain that you really should have brought the first thing you liked.
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:45 - May 1 with 1990 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:04 - May 1 by monytowbray

Anal still off the cards then?


Is that something you've discovered?

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:34 - May 1 with 1905 viewsITFC_Forever

When me and the wife bought our first house and moved in together (over 20 years ago), she was a vegetarian.

Within in a month, she wasn't. (sorry Callis).

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:39 - May 1 with 1882 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:34 - May 1 by ITFC_Forever

When me and the wife bought our first house and moved in together (over 20 years ago), she was a vegetarian.

Within in a month, she wasn't. (sorry Callis).


Likes a bit of meat does she, eh, eh, wink, wink?

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:39 - May 1 with 1880 viewsPecker

She snores.
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:44 - May 1 with 1865 viewsSwansea_Blue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:39 - May 1 by Pecker

She snores.


I could have told you that

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:49 - May 1 with 1846 viewsPecker

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:44 - May 1 by Swansea_Blue

I could have told you that


Are you the one she called peewee?
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:55 - May 1 with 1835 viewsITFC_Forever

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 16:39 - May 1 by BrixtonBlue

Likes a bit of meat does she, eh, eh, wink, wink?


I knew someone would do that....

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 17:10 - May 1 with 1810 viewsVaughan8

Who the hell puts bread in the fridge? haha
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 17:17 - May 1 with 1799 viewslinhdi

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:25 - May 1 by Ewan_Oozami

Are you both right or left handed?

If not, that can bring a whole world of mishaps...


I am so used to using the left handed corkscrew that the usual way now feels odd.
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 17:22 - May 1 with 1784 viewsTractorWood

Bread in the fridge?

Speechless.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:17 - May 1 with 1722 viewsjeera

That she wasn't the person I thought she was?

To be fair, I think that's probably a discovery half the planet has made at some point.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:45 - May 1 with 1709 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 17:10 - May 1 by Vaughan8

Who the hell puts bread in the fridge? haha


I used to. And it stayed fresher for longer.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:51 - May 1 with 1697 viewshoppy

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:17 - May 1 by jeera

That she wasn't the person I thought she was?

To be fair, I think that's probably a discovery half the planet has made at some point.


I'm not in the half that has discovered that - I don't even know her.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:51 - May 1 with 1694 viewsjeera

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:45 - May 1 by BrixtonBlue

I used to. And it stayed fresher for longer.


It really doesn't.

I agree with your straight from the freezer to toaster though.

Apparently it's healthier for [starch?} reasons but I can't be bothered to look it up.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:57 - May 1 with 1676 viewsBrixtonBlue

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:51 - May 1 by jeera

It really doesn't.

I agree with your straight from the freezer to toaster though.

Apparently it's healthier for [starch?} reasons but I can't be bothered to look it up.


I think I know if my bread goes off quicker than it used to, mate.

It definitely goes mouldy quicker now it's not in the fridge.

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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 18:58 - May 1 with 1672 viewsfabian_illness

That you really don’t like her that much and should have chosen her sister.
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Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 19:09 - May 1 with 1663 viewsazuremerlangus

Things you've discovered since moving in with your other half? on 15:04 - May 1 by monytowbray

Anal still off the cards then?


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