Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
Joke for the day 09:04 - May 12 with 3400 viewsfuglitown

Quasimodo goes into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey barman goes to optic with glass and says bells alright Quasimodo says mind your own business.
0
Joke for the day on 09:32 - May 12 with 3336 viewstazdac

I walked up to the bar and asked the barman for a double whiskey, he poured it and placed it on the bar. I quickly drank it, looked up at him and said I shouldn’t have that with what I’ve got. What have you got? he asked, 10p I replied :o)
1
Joke for the day on 11:06 - May 12 with 3236 viewsKeno

Joke for the day on 09:32 - May 12 by tazdac

I walked up to the bar and asked the barman for a double whiskey, he poured it and placed it on the bar. I quickly drank it, looked up at him and said I shouldn’t have that with what I’ve got. What have you got? he asked, 10p I replied :o)


Paul Lambert walked into a bar,

Landlord looked up and just said 'You Out"

Poll: Should Hoppy renew his season ticket
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

1
Joke for the day on 11:18 - May 12 with 3216 viewsjontysnut

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar. The landlord says ' is this some kind of joke?'
0
Joke for the day on 12:02 - May 12 with 3170 viewsfuglitown

Quasimodo running down the road with loads of kids chasing him. Suddenly he stops and shouts get lost I haven’t got your ball
0
Joke for the day on 12:19 - May 12 with 3142 viewsNthQldITFC

A girl walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double Entendre. So he gave her one.

# WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE #
Poll: It's driving me nuts

0
Joke for the day on 12:58 - May 12 with 3081 viewsSwansea_Blue

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.

Poll: Do you think Pert is key to all of this?

0
Joke for the day on 13:16 - May 12 with 3047 viewsnoggin

A roman centurian walks into a bar, sticks up 2 fingers and says "5 beers please."

Poll: Which team thread should I participate in?

3
Joke for the day on 13:44 - May 12 with 3007 viewsKeno

Joke for the day on 13:16 - May 12 by noggin

A roman centurian walks into a bar, sticks up 2 fingers and says "5 beers please."


If Bluefish walked into a bar I wonder what he would say?

Poll: Should Hoppy renew his season ticket
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

0
Login to get fewer ads

Joke for the day on 13:45 - May 12 with 2999 viewsSwansea_Blue

Joke for the day on 13:44 - May 12 by Keno

If Bluefish walked into a bar I wonder what he would say?


"Ouch. PRP out!"

Poll: Do you think Pert is key to all of this?

3
Joke for the day on 23:43 - May 12 with 2815 viewsEpiphone

Quasimodo goes into a bar and the landlord says "Hey,I don't remember your name, but your face sure rings a bell"

I'll get me coat!
0
Joke for the day on 01:14 - May 13 with 2779 viewsParisBlue

Joke for the day on 13:16 - May 12 by noggin

A roman centurian walks into a bar, sticks up 2 fingers and says "5 beers please."


Reminds me of a photo in WSC of Bobby Charlton running on the pitch with a young kid in the crowd giving him the V sign, with the caption saying "a young fan indicates how many goals he expects his hero to score this afternoon...."

Libraries gave us power
Poll: Which position in the table will we be after Saturday?

0
Joke for the day on 03:59 - May 13 with 2741 viewsIPS_wich

A dyslexic walked into a bra...
0
Joke for the day on 06:40 - May 13 with 2706 viewsEpiphone

Joke for the day on 03:59 - May 13 by IPS_wich

A dyslexic walked into a bra...


Did you hear about the agnostic,insomniac dyslexic?

He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog.
0
Joke for the day on 08:12 - May 13 with 2630 viewsParisBlue

Joke for the day on 06:40 - May 13 by Epiphone

Did you hear about the agnostic,insomniac dyslexic?

He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog.


Or the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat...

Libraries gave us power
Poll: Which position in the table will we be after Saturday?

0
Joke for the day on 10:43 - May 13 with 2517 viewsKeno

Joke for the day on 08:12 - May 13 by ParisBlue

Or the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat...


I went to a sound of music dressed a very smelly brown sheet

I went as a lonely goat turd

Poll: Should Hoppy renew his season ticket
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

0
Joke for the day on 14:36 - May 13 with 2438 viewsOsborneOneNil

Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'what's with the long face?'
0
Joke for the day on 14:38 - May 13 with 2434 viewsKeno

Joke for the day on 14:36 - May 13 by OsborneOneNil

Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'what's with the long face?'


I went to a zoo the other, the only animal it had was a dog

it was a sh1t zoo

Poll: Should Hoppy renew his season ticket
Blog: [Blog] My World Cup Reflections

0
Joke for the day on 15:26 - May 13 with 2408 viewsmonytowbray

Man walks into a bar.

“Ouch” he said.

TWTD never forgets…
Poll: How close will a TWTD election poll be next to June results?

0
Joke for the day on 15:34 - May 13 with 2396 viewspimballwizard

Quasimodo's wife comes out of the kitchen into the dining room carrying a wok.

Ooh Chinese stir fry my favourite YUM YUM!!

No dear I am just gonna iron one of your shirts.....
0
Joke for the day on 16:03 - May 13 with 2375 viewsjontysnut

Joke for the day on 14:36 - May 13 by OsborneOneNil

Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'what's with the long face?'


White horse goes into a bar. Barman says ' we've got a scotch named after you'. The horse goes ' what, Dobbin?'
0
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© TWTD 1995-2024