Other views are possible.
The evidence strongly suggests that our members have been preparing for Covid-19 for a considerable period of time.
Our defenders are never within two metres of anyone, our midfielders and goalie rarely catch anything, and our forwards are incapable of passing anything on. As for our mentors and committee, they are experts at washing their hands.
Apologies if already posted.
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