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Espoo 18:08 - May 17 with 874 viewsEdwardStone

I am on an online dating site, trying to kickstart my car-crash love life

Along with the more usual lasses from places nearby, Gloucester, Cheltenham, Hereford....the computer selects a couple of more distant potentials.

This particular one is a bit of a Babe, she says she lives in Espoo

Clearly, there is no such place, she is Aving A Larf

Without consulting google maps or similar...do you reckon Espoo exists? If so, where is it?
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Espoo on 18:11 - May 17 with 853 viewsfactual_blue

If my memory serves me well, it's in either Finland or Sweden.

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Espoo on 18:11 - May 17 with 852 viewsElephantintheRoom

According to Mr Google Espoo is in Finland. You could be in luck though social distancing will be necessary if this relationship is to prosper.

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Espoo on 18:14 - May 17 with 841 viewsEdwardStone

Espoo on 18:11 - May 17 by factual_blue

If my memory serves me well, it's in either Finland or Sweden.


We have a winner....

Gold Star Mr F, it is indeed Finland

Just such an amusing name. Espoo, not you
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Espoo on 18:15 - May 17 with 839 viewsDarth_Koont

Espoo

Isn't that when you have the sense that someone, somewhere is taking a dump?

Pronouns: He/Him

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Espoo on 19:41 - May 17 with 756 viewsfactual_blue

Espoo on 18:15 - May 17 by Darth_Koont

Espoo

Isn't that when you have the sense that someone, somewhere is taking a dump?


Statistically, that's happening all the time. There are seven billion people (approx) on the planet. There are 86,400 seconds (exactly) in a day. So around 81,018* people are voiding their bowels every second.




*Answer not weighted to take account of people with constipation or the raging squits.

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Espoo on 19:49 - May 17 with 743 viewsChutney

Espoo on 19:41 - May 17 by factual_blue

Statistically, that's happening all the time. There are seven billion people (approx) on the planet. There are 86,400 seconds (exactly) in a day. So around 81,018* people are voiding their bowels every second.




*Answer not weighted to take account of people with constipation or the raging squits.


More, given the process takes more than 1 second.
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Espoo on 19:59 - May 17 with 730 viewsDarth_Koont

Espoo on 19:41 - May 17 by factual_blue

Statistically, that's happening all the time. There are seven billion people (approx) on the planet. There are 86,400 seconds (exactly) in a day. So around 81,018* people are voiding their bowels every second.




*Answer not weighted to take account of people with constipation or the raging squits.


It was more the knowledge that a specific person was taking a dump.

Make sure you crack the window open next time!

Pronouns: He/Him

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Espoo on 20:11 - May 17 with 718 viewslongtimefan

Espoo on 18:15 - May 17 by Darth_Koont

Espoo

Isn't that when you have the sense that someone, somewhere is taking a dump?


Or a Frank Spencer fan having a joke, ā€œ oops Eā€œ
[Post edited 17 May 2020 20:43]
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