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The Torygraph 09:27 - May 22 with 1744 views

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/tens-thousands-cor

I know there's a paywall but you can get this jist..

It's not even shocking any more is it?

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The Torygraph on 09:29 - May 22 with 1718 views

monytowbray

Saw this last night. Even their own cheerleaders now see the issues (despite the lack of self-awareness they helped get us to this position) yet STILL some folk want to defend this sh1tshow.

What's the excuse for this one then from the bootlickers?

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The Torygraph on 09:31 - May 22 with 1703 views

Swansea_Blue

The Torygraph on 09:29 - May 22 by monytowbray
Saw this last night. Even their own cheerleaders now see the issues (despite the lack of self-awareness they helped get us to this position) yet STILL some folk want to defend this sh1tshow. What's the excuse for this one then from the bootlickers?

No they won't see the issues. Guaranteed.

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The Torygraph on 09:34 - May 22 with 1685 views

giant_stow

The utter good for nothing shysters.

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The Torygraph on 09:37 - May 22 with 1674 views

Swansea_Blue

The Torygraph on 09:34 - May 22 by giant_stow
The utter good for nothing shysters.

Yep.

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The Torygraph on 09:49 - May 22 with 1638 views

BrianTablet

The Torygraph on 09:31 - May 22 by Swansea_Blue
No they won't see the issues. Guaranteed.

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The Torygraph on 09:52 - May 22 with 1626 views

footers

I'll bet the scientists told them to double count. Bloody scientists.

[Post edited 22 May 2020 10:06]

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The Torygraph on 09:56 - May 22 with 1611 views

factual_blue

The Torygraph on 09:52 - May 22 by footers
I'll bet the scientists told them to double count. Bloody scientists. [Post edited 22 May 2020 10:06]

If you announce a target, and tell Civil Servants they must achieve it, they will.

Just don't ask them how.

The Civil Servants in this instance will say 'but you told us to achieve 100,000 tests Minister for 30 April. We did'.

[Post edited 22 May 2020 10:00]

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The Torygraph on 10:01 - May 22 with 1596 views

sparks

Extraordinary if accurate.

Mr Hancock appears not to know the meaning of integrity or honesty.

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The Torygraph on 10:02 - May 22 with 1591 views

footers

The Torygraph on 09:56 - May 22 by factual_blue
If you announce a target, and tell Civil Servants they must achieve it, they will. Just don't ask them how. The Civil Servants in this instance will say 'but you told us to achieve 100,000 tests Minister for 30 April. We did'. [Post edited 22 May 2020 10:00]

I've got work to do today, y'know. Tempting me to rewatch every episode of Yes, Minister is a very irresponsible thing to do. You shall be hearing from my employer.

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The Torygraph on 10:15 - May 22 with 1567 views

BlueBadger

Yes, but the football is so much better than when that nasty Yorkshireman was in charge. I enjoyed being beaten 3-0 by a Norwich team barely into second gear more than I did anything he did, ever.

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The Torygraph on 10:16 - May 22 with 1560 views

BlueBadger

The Torygraph on 09:29 - May 22 by monytowbray
Saw this last night. Even their own cheerleaders now see the issues (despite the lack of self-awareness they helped get us to this position) yet STILL some folk want to defend this sh1tshow. What's the excuse for this one then from the bootlickers?

The Torygraph by BlueBadger 22 May 2020 10:15
Yes, but the football is so much better than when that nasty Yorkshireman was in charge. I enjoyed being beaten 3-0 by a Norwich team barely into second gear more than I did anything he did, ever.

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The Torygraph on 10:16 - May 22 with 1560 views

homer_123

If this had been a certain someone from Labour - the amount of posts would be tripled.

What a bloody mess.

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The Torygraph on 10:26 - May 22 with 1534 views

Guthrum

I depends whether the two tests were taken at the same time. There are, as the article states, legitimate reasons for an individual to have multiple tests on different occasions (e.g. checking inconclusive or negative results). If simultaneous, that is plain disingenuous.

Also, to be fair to the DHSC, they have been publishing the figures for individuals tested (except Tuesday, when they had a fault), as well as the number of tests. Over the last fortnight, those have been averaging 66,050, with a low of 60,410 on 12th and a high of 78,536 on 16th.

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The Torygraph on 10:35 - May 22 with 1515 views

Basuco

The Torygraph on 10:02 - May 22 by footers
I've got work to do today, y'know. Tempting me to rewatch every episode of Yes, Minister is a very irresponsible thing to do. You shall be hearing from my employer.

But do you need to know this, how do we know what you need to know, and how do we know what you do not know?

The Torygraph on 10:54 - May 22 with 1486 views

factual_blue

The Torygraph on 10:02 - May 22 by footers
I've got work to do today, y'know. Tempting me to rewatch every episode of Yes, Minister is a very irresponsible thing to do. You shall be hearing from my employer.

Go on, watch it...

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The Torygraph on 10:58 - May 22 with 1478 views

factual_blue

The Torygraph on 09:49 - May 22 by BrianTablet
Flubber, flubber, Fake News, flubber, flubber, foreigners, empire, pass the scones Audrey

Although, to be fair, scones are very nice.

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The Torygraph on 10:58 - May 22 with 1478 views

Darth_Koont

Government missed a trick here.

They should have taken people's temperature at the same time, checked their eyesight and asked them "What's your favourite colour?" and "What animal would you most like to be?"

Then they'd have reached 100,000 tests a day at the beginning of April.

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The Torygraph on 14:13 - May 22 with 1366 views

BrixtonBlue

Why so few posts on this thread? Where are the Tory supports? Come on, let's be avin you!

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The Torygraph on 14:17 - May 22 with 1360 views

footers

The Torygraph on 14:13 - May 22 by BrixtonBlue
Why so few posts on this thread? Where are the Tory supports? Come on, let's be avin you!

They're obviously these shy Tories we often hear so much about. But usually they're a bit more vocal than this when sticking the boot in.

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The Torygraph on 14:18 - May 22 with 1355 views

m14_blue

The Torygraph on 14:13 - May 22 by BrixtonBlue
Why so few posts on this thread? Where are the Tory supports? Come on, let's be avin you!

Because this government has normalised duplicity and misleading the public to such an extent that it’s hardly worthy of comment any more.

Their supporters have accepted this now and hardly even bother to deny it, usually starting their defence with, “I’m not saying they haven’t lied but...”

And the PM brazenly lies with apparent impunity week after week in the commons. They are a national embarrassment.

The Torygraph on 14:20 - May 22 with 1346 views

BrixtonBlue

The Torygraph on 14:17 - May 22 by footers
They're obviously these shy Tories we often hear so much about. But usually they're a bit more vocal than this when sticking the boot in.

There are certain posters posting on here today who would've started this thread if it had been Labour, but they're nowhere to be seen...

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The Torygraph on 14:35 - May 22 with 1317 views

jeera

The Torygraph on 14:18 - May 22 by m14_blue

Some weeks ago I'd have been annoyed.

Today, when I saw this, I just gently sighed.

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The Torygraph on 16:02 - May 22 with 1249 views

monytowbray

The Torygraph on 14:17 - May 22 by footers
They're obviously these shy Tories we often hear so much about. But usually they're a bit more vocal than this when sticking the boot in.

They’ve all realised they’ve f*cked it and gone very quiet.

Funny that, not had a row here in WEEKS. Maybe I’m not the problem afterall ðŸ¤·â€â™‚ï¸

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The Torygraph on 00:16 - May 23 with 1134 views

vapour_trail

The Torygraph on 10:01 - May 22 by sparks
Extraordinary if accurate. Mr Hancock appears not to know the meaning of integrity or honesty.

Hancock is the most plastic person I have met. Integrity is not on his Christmas card list.

A c*nt and a half.

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