| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. 17:24 - May 25 with 1090 views | vapour_trail |
Just going to go for a haircut, then a couple of pints at the Lockdown Arms to reassure myself I’m not going blind. |  |
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:26 - May 25 with 1064 views | Swansea_Blue |
Twitter's on fire.
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:35 - May 25 with 1011 views | eireblue |
If I was concerned about my eyesight, I am pretty sure my first thought would be to pop out in the car and try some archery. Seems a reasonable test. |  | | |
| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:42 - May 25 with 982 views | Marshalls_Mullet |
| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:26 - May 25 by Swansea_Blue |
Twitter's on fire.
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That's a rubbish joke, people have come up with better on here.
With all the ammo Cummings just gave them, surely Twitter can do better than that.
...then again, it's Twitter, so probably not. |  |
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:43 - May 25 with 983 views | factual_blue |
Could you type that in a larger font please? |  |
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:43 - May 25 with 977 views | TractorWood |
| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:26 - May 25 by Swansea_Blue |
Twitter's on fire.
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I did think of Prince Andrew when he was asked why he drove for an hour to test his eye sight. |  |
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:46 - May 25 with 953 views | Herbivore |
Make sure you take your 4 year old child with you. |  |
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:46 - May 25 with 957 views | vapour_trail |
| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:42 - May 25 by Marshalls_Mullet |
That's a rubbish joke, people have come up with better on here.
With all the ammo Cummings just gave them, surely Twitter can do better than that.
...then again, it's Twitter, so probably not. |
I thought this one was ok
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 18:09 - May 25 with 892 views | jeera |
You'll need a few pints and short or two to see if you're ok to drive after several drinks. |  |
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 18:13 - May 25 with 874 views | vapour_trail |
| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 18:09 - May 25 by jeera |
You'll need a few pints and short or two to see if you're ok to drive after several drinks. |
Pipe down at the back, it’s in the spirit of the law. | |
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 18:52 - May 25 with 809 views | Pinewoodblue |
| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:43 - May 25 by TractorWood |
I did think of Prince Andrew when he was asked why he drove for an hour to test his eye sight. |
Suspect Prince Andrew would be of the opinion that DC did OK.
Think I'm right in saying OK is one step down from Satisfactory. |  |
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| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 21:24 - May 25 with 736 views | Swansea_Blue |
| I’m a bit worried about my eyesight. on 17:42 - May 25 by Marshalls_Mullet |
That's a rubbish joke, people have come up with better on here.
With all the ammo Cummings just gave them, surely Twitter can do better than that.
...then again, it's Twitter, so probably not. |
Boo, spoil sport  . What about these then?
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