| We are a family of 5 10:03 - May 29 with 3198 views | Bluefish |
does this mean we can't go to my parents house and sit in the garden? |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:05 - May 29 with 3179 views | Wallingford_Boy |
Yes. FFS is not really rocket science! |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:06 - May 29 with 3175 views | Herbivore |
Yes. You should have had fewer children. |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:07 - May 29 with 3161 views | JakeITFC |
Boooo, one of Bluefish’s family out |  | | |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:07 - May 29 with 3156 views | Keno |
Only if you blindfold yourself, drive there on your wife's birthday while shouting Lambert Out at any and every opportunity
Come on Fishers it isn't that difficult to remember the new rules |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:08 - May 29 with 3148 views | Oldsmoker |
Of course you can go to your parents house.
However, one of your parents will have to leave the house first or face arrest.
Tough choice. |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:11 - May 29 with 3131 views | Basuco |
You can only go if they live in Barnard Castle, it is your wife's birthday and one of the children was to have a pee. |  | | |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:12 - May 29 with 3125 views | Darth_Koont |
Can't you call yourself part of your parents' family for the duration?
Abandoning your wife and kids might make the conversation a bit awkward at first. |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:12 - May 29 with 3123 views | DropCliffsNotBombs |
Your family will have to choose their least favourite and just four go over.
At least you'll get a bit of peace and quiet while they're all gone. [Post edited 29 May 2020 10:13]
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:13 - May 29 with 3113 views | Bluefish |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:07 - May 29 by JakeITFC |
Boooo, one of Bluefish’s family out |
If I can choose I'll nominate the wife | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:13 - May 29 with 3105 views | Bluefish |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:05 - May 29 by Wallingford_Boy |
Yes. FFS is not really rocket science! |
what about the dog? She is like a member of the family to me | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:16 - May 29 with 3079 views | Bluefish |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:07 - May 29 by Keno |
Only if you blindfold yourself, drive there on your wife's birthday while shouting Lambert Out at any and every opportunity
Come on Fishers it isn't that difficult to remember the new rules |
I'm going to see if the lambingo machine is available so I can draw out which one is staying at home each time. It has been thoroughly checked to make sure a random draw is selected every time | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:20 - May 29 with 3061 views | Fixed_It |
At least you are alert enough to realise that by doing so you are endangering your entire family. Unless, of course, you are following your instincts in which case it's fine. |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:25 - May 29 with 3036 views | Keno |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:13 - May 29 by Bluefish |
what about the dog? She is like a member of the family to me |
that's harsh, I am sure Mrs Fishers is lovely really | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:26 - May 29 with 3031 views | Bluefish |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:25 - May 29 by Keno |
that's harsh, I am sure Mrs Fishers is lovely really |
Looks alright but nags a lot | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:28 - May 29 with 3019 views | Keno |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:26 - May 29 by Bluefish |
Looks alright but nags a lot |
that strange vaguely familiar!! | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:32 - May 29 with 3001 views | Pinewoodblue |
You can all go provided your parents take it in turn to enjoy your company. One of them has to stay indoors. Simples. |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:34 - May 29 with 2985 views | clive_baker |
Of course you can...
It just means they'll have to stay indoors. |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:37 - May 29 with 2969 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:13 - May 29 by Bluefish |
If I can choose I'll nominate the wife |
You're not from Norfolk are you?
They are your and her parents?
Either way, I suspect they would rather see her. |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:39 - May 29 with 2964 views | ElephantintheRoom |
One of the benefits of using your initiative is that that both your parents can provide child care.
And why not drink and drive while you are at it.... if caught you only have to say you are testing your ability to drive whilst pissed. |  |
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| We are a family of 5 on 10:41 - May 29 with 2949 views | clive_baker |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:37 - May 29 by Nthsuffolkblue |
You're not from Norfolk are you?
They are your and her parents?
Either way, I suspect they would rather see her. |
If he was, he would of course have less trouble getting his head around this concept, what with him being able to count on one hand the number of permissible attendees. | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 11:07 - May 29 with 2900 views | Fixed_It |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:39 - May 29 by ElephantintheRoom |
One of the benefits of using your initiative is that that both your parents can provide child care.
And why not drink and drive while you are at it.... if caught you only have to say you are testing your ability to drive whilst pissed. |
Depends if they live over 30 minutes away. The police will probably suss him out if it is any further. | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 11:17 - May 29 with 2885 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| We are a family of 5 on 11:07 - May 29 by Fixed_It |
Depends if they live over 30 minutes away. The police will probably suss him out if it is any further. |
30 minutes would be a minor breach.
Presumably a few more miles would only be a less minor breach.
I guess you are talking around 60+ minutes for a slightly worrying breach and a lot longer before it becomes a noteworthy breach. | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 12:47 - May 29 with 2770 views | mojo |
This question just came up on Radio 2. The figure of 6 basically came from the stereotypical family of 4 visiting 2 grandparents but of course not every family fits into this mould. The answer given was basically yes as your situation is still in the spirit of the new guidelines. What they are still looking at preventing is gatherings of around 30 etc as you are then into parties, wedding numbers etc. Ideally you would have a tag system where you are not all outdoors and in the same space at the one time. | | | |
| We are a family of 5 on 12:57 - May 29 with 2750 views | Darth_Koont |
| We are a family of 5 on 10:12 - May 29 by Darth_Koont |
Can't you call yourself part of your parents' family for the duration?
Abandoning your wife and kids might make the conversation a bit awkward at first. |
Aah. I see I'm getting the Scottish "one household can meet another household" mixed up with the England and Wales "6 people max".
If I were you Bluffers I'd go for the Scottish rule which is more about limiting potential spread. Meeting up with people from potentially 5 other households would be worse than you getting together with your parents. If we're meant to use common sense. | |
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| We are a family of 5 on 14:26 - May 29 with 2669 views | BryanPlug |
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