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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 10:27 - May 30 with 1561 viewsBluefish

To do what?

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 10:29 - May 30 with 1552 viewsShawsey

£1,000 per game played.
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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 10:30 - May 30 with 1549 viewsghostofescobar

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 10:27 - May 30 by Bluefish

To do what?


Clean the stand roofs.

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 10:58 - May 30 with 1500 viewsmidastouch

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 10:29 - May 30 by Shawsey

£1,000 per game played.


That would only be £2 grand a year then, £1 grand for the first round of the League Cup and another bag of sand (i.e. £1k) for the 1st round of the FA Cup. He wouldn't even be able to fly back to New Zealand first class on that! If we could squeeze a replay out of the FA Cup first round game we might be able to boost his wages up to £3k for the season. :-)
He'd make a lot more cleaning the stand roof on minimum wage.

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:06 - May 30 with 1475 viewsKeno

For the record if Lamburke offered me £1,000 a week I'd consider playing

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:16 - May 30 with 1457 viewsmidastouch

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:06 - May 30 by Keno

For the record if Lamburke offered me £1,000 a week I'd consider playing


Make sure your agent scrubs the cup run bonus incentive from the contract, they all fall for that one.

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:19 - May 30 with 1440 viewsKeno

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:16 - May 30 by midastouch

Make sure your agent scrubs the cup run bonus incentive from the contract, they all fall for that one.


I think I'd want a promotion bonus, my own parking space and a free doughnuts on Wednesdays

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:26 - May 30 with 1417 viewsmidastouch

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:19 - May 30 by Keno

I think I'd want a promotion bonus, my own parking space and a free doughnuts on Wednesdays


Sounds fair to me mate. There's going to be plenty of available spaces in the ITFC car park next season, I reckon even my missus could parallel park there by then! :-)

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:35 - May 30 with 1377 viewsmidastouch

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:19 - May 30 by Keno

I think I'd want a promotion bonus, my own parking space and a free doughnuts on Wednesdays


Are you any good at making feeble excuses on a Monday morning after getting turned over on the Saturday? There's a growing demand for that.

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:56 - May 30 with 1292 viewsBlue12345

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:35 - May 30 by midastouch

Are you any good at making feeble excuses on a Monday morning after getting turned over on the Saturday? There's a growing demand for that.


Or if not excuses the old rhetoric “ the seasons still alive. We are all in it together fighting “
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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:00 - May 30 with 1281 viewsmidastouch

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:56 - May 30 by Blue12345

Or if not excuses the old rhetoric “ the seasons still alive. We are all in it together fighting “


The club needs a new minister of Monday morning propaganda.

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:08 - May 30 with 1261 viewsKeno

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:35 - May 30 by midastouch

Are you any good at making feeble excuses on a Monday morning after getting turned over on the Saturday? There's a growing demand for that.


Excuse me I can do feeble excuse anyway of the week!!

"I thought we played really well, but didn't quite get the rub of the green. I think you'll agree we outplayed them at times and if you dont look at the 5-0 scoreline is was an even match

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:11 - May 30 with 1256 viewsmidastouch

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:08 - May 30 by Keno

Excuse me I can do feeble excuse anyway of the week!!

"I thought we played really well, but didn't quite get the rub of the green. I think you'll agree we outplayed them at times and if you dont look at the 5-0 scoreline is was an even match


But how good is your fist pump?

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:17 - May 30 with 1232 viewsKeno

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:11 - May 30 by midastouch

But how good is your fist pump?


Like Julian Cleary in a Green Room with Norman Lamont







(happy to post link if I need to explain)

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:19 - May 30 with 1228 viewsmidastouch

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:17 - May 30 by Keno

Like Julian Cleary in a Green Room with Norman Lamont







(happy to post link if I need to explain)


You're the full package mate, you'll do for me. But just a word to the wise, you might want to reconsider the promotion bonus demand. Perhaps ask for more doughnuts instead as the promotion bonus is just going to amount to the empty hole in the middle of a doughnut!
Pleasure doing business with you sir. :-)
[Post edited 30 May 12:23]

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:55 - May 30 with 1172 viewsKeno

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:19 - May 30 by midastouch

You're the full package mate, you'll do for me. But just a word to the wise, you might want to reconsider the promotion bonus demand. Perhaps ask for more doughnuts instead as the promotion bonus is just going to amount to the empty hole in the middle of a doughnut!
Pleasure doing business with you sir. :-)
[Post edited 30 May 12:23]


Doughnuts Tuesday and Wednesday and it’s a deal!!

Does it matter that I’m really slow, not very fit, can’t tackle and my passing is a bit iffy at times

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:58 - May 30 with 1167 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:19 - May 30 by Keno

I think I'd want a promotion bonus, my own parking space and a free doughnuts on Wednesdays


Some would suggest it is the relegation clause you should be looking at rather than promotion ones especially if you are getting a free doughnut Wednesday.

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 13:02 - May 30 with 1161 viewsmidastouch

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:55 - May 30 by Keno

Doughnuts Tuesday and Wednesday and it’s a deal!!

Does it matter that I’m really slow, not very fit, can’t tackle and my passing is a bit iffy at times


Not at all. Fist pumps and long throw ins are of greater importance. You can even make it as an international these days if you have a good long throw in.
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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 14:13 - May 30 with 1072 viewsDeano69

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 12:55 - May 30 by Keno

Doughnuts Tuesday and Wednesday and it’s a deal!!

Does it matter that I’m really slow, not very fit, can’t tackle and my passing is a bit iffy at times


Didn’t stop Jonathon Douglas.

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 14:20 - May 30 with 1056 viewsBasingstokeBlue

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 14:43 - May 30 with 1018 viewsArnieM

I’d offer £250 per game played . More than enough .

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 14:50 - May 30 with 1004 viewsEly_Blue

A grand a week? Hmm that’s p155 poor money for a pro footballer even at our level, that means he’s gonna be on less than plenty of the fans who go to watch him play. Unless of course you assume footballers don’t pay tax? I earn more than a grand per week before tax

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 14:57 - May 30 with 994 viewsBLUEBEAT

Still owe him a testimonial.

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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 15:21 - May 30 with 974 viewsBluefish

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 14:43 - May 30 by ArnieM

I’d offer £250 per game played . More than enough .


And he would laugh at you...

How much does he get for training everyday?

Top 3 fanboys FifeITFC, Dolly, Keanish They wished for this and got their way. Every village has an idiot and Suffolk has a lot of villages, Never been wrong, Odious smug little chap
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Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 18:34 - May 30 with 867 viewsGeoffSentence

Offer Smith £1,000 a week (n/t) on 11:06 - May 30 by Keno

For the record if Lamburke offered me £1,000 a week I'd consider playing


I wouldnt take the pay cut. But if I could fit it in around my day job then I'd consider it.

In the 38 games in which ALB played in goal for us, we averaged 1.53 points per game which, had they been over the course of a single season, would have seen us challenging for the play offs. This at a time when we were otherwise struggling against relegation. Oh, and didn't Mick Mills have terrific posture.
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