| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:29 - Jun 1 with 2473 views | giant_stow |
Not me. Maybe slugs have their own verison of Ikea. |  |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:30 - Jun 1 with 2470 views | Steve_M |
Well, I guess you already have one of these:
But, yes, I fail to see the desperate attraction of people to queue for hours to shuffle round an Ikea. |  |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:35 - Jun 1 with 2437 views | NthQldITFC |
Ullaa's not a slug, he's a Norwich fan... |  |
| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:38 - Jun 1 with 2411 views | factual_blue |
Don't you have relatives who'd do that for/to you? |  |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:41 - Jun 1 with 2401 views | Swansea_Blue |
Yep. But I imagine it's been a really tough time for some people having to manage without flatpack furniture during a global pandemic.
#preyfortheflatpackers |  |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:42 - Jun 1 with 2395 views | Bent_double |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:30 - Jun 1 by Steve_M |
Well, I guess you already have one of these:
But, yes, I fail to see the desperate attraction of people to queue for hours to shuffle round an Ikea. |
"But, yes, I fail to see the desperate attraction of people to queue for hours to shuffle round an Ikea."
You're obviously not a woman, then, er, Steve.....! |  |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:43 - Jun 1 with 2387 views | factual_blue |
There was a bizarre case some years ago of a man found in a bloody mess in a field near (IIRC) Liverpool. He was completely emasculated. He said he'd been attacked and mutilated.
The next development in the story was that 'police were not looking for anybody else in connection with the incident', and the 'victim' was, after medical treatment, going into a psychiatric unit to have his rather extreme episode of self-harming investigated. | |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:44 - Jun 1 with 2387 views | factual_blue |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:29 - Jun 1 by giant_stow |
Not me. Maybe slugs have their own verison of Ikea. |
Flat-pack shells to convert themselves into snails? | |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:44 - Jun 1 with 2381 views | giant_stow |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:38 - Jun 1 by factual_blue |
Don't you have relatives who'd do that for/to you? |
I can't think of a come back. | |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:44 - Jun 1 with 2378 views | factual_blue |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:41 - Jun 1 by Swansea_Blue |
Yep. But I imagine it's been a really tough time for some people having to manage without flatpack furniture during a global pandemic.
#preyfortheflatpackers |
..or a tin of Swedish meatballs... | |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:46 - Jun 1 with 2368 views | factual_blue |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:44 - Jun 1 by giant_stow |
I can't think of a come back. |
You didn't reply with an emphatic 'no I do not'.
I'm therefore extremely worried about you... | |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:53 - Jun 1 with 2348 views | NthQldITFC |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:44 - Jun 1 by giant_stow |
I can't think of a come back. |
"Come back Uncle?" | |
| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:56 - Jun 1 with 2334 views | NthQldITFC |
Fancy being without your fix of melamine-coated, chipboard-based shyte for 3 months. Shame Diss auctions is shut down too, otherwise these people could have discovered the joys of picking up a lovely, high quality walnut veneered wardrobe for twenty quid. | |
| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 14:12 - Jun 1 with 2297 views | Steve_M |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:42 - Jun 1 by Bent_double |
"But, yes, I fail to see the desperate attraction of people to queue for hours to shuffle round an Ikea."
You're obviously not a woman, then, er, Steve.....! |
It's the queuing part. At the best of times Ikea might be a necessary utility, queuing for hours to get in somewhat less so. | |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 14:13 - Jun 1 with 2297 views | factual_blue |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:53 - Jun 1 by NthQldITFC |
"Come back Uncle?" |
Is that Ulla's safe phrase? | |
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| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 16:10 - Jun 1 with 2185 views | ronnyd |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:38 - Jun 1 by factual_blue |
Don't you have relatives who'd do that for/to you? |
Quite distant ones hopefully. |  | | |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 16:38 - Jun 1 with 2140 views | solemio |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:56 - Jun 1 by NthQldITFC |
Fancy being without your fix of melamine-coated, chipboard-based shyte for 3 months. Shame Diss auctions is shut down too, otherwise these people could have discovered the joys of picking up a lovely, high quality walnut veneered wardrobe for twenty quid. |
Ah, the lovely Elizabeth Talbot. | | | |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 18:17 - Jun 1 with 2064 views | hoppy |
| I'd rather chew my dick off than follow suit.... on 13:38 - Jun 1 by factual_blue |
Don't you have relatives who'd do that for/to you? |
Maybe he doesn't want to queue for hours waiting for his turn? |  |
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