| Fruit based pun threads 10:31 - Jul 8 with 1878 views | Keno |
I think these are berry good and we more of them
Just to cheer everyone up how about a nice pear of melons?
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| Fruit based pun threads on 10:32 - Jul 8 with 1703 views | BloomBlue |
Grow a pear |  | | |
| Fruit based pun threads on 10:33 - Jul 8 with 1697 views | Pendejo |
(Melon) BALLS |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 10:33 - Jul 8 with 1697 views | Swansea_Blue |
You're just fishing for a double entendre, but I'm not going to give you one. |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 10:34 - Jul 8 with 1693 views | Keno |
| Fruit based pun threads on 10:33 - Jul 8 by Swansea_Blue |
You're just fishing for a double entendre, but I'm not going to give you one. |
and for that I am really grapeful | |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 10:54 - Jul 8 with 1668 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
I Figured somebody would orange a fruit thread. Stella effort.
Hope it will not turn ugli.
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It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 10:56 - Jul 8 with 1664 views | BloomBlue |
| Fruit based pun threads on 10:34 - Jul 8 by Keno |
and for that I am really grapeful |
that's a peach of a punnet | | | |
| Fruit based pun threads on 11:01 - Jul 8 with 1656 views | Keno |
| Fruit based pun threads on 10:56 - Jul 8 by BloomBlue |
that's a peach of a punnet |
sorry, had to go too the loo, it was my key wee of the day | |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 11:02 - Jul 8 with 1652 views | gainsboroughblue |
| Fruit based pun threads on 10:54 - Jul 8 by StochesStotasBlewe |
I Figured somebody would orange a fruit thread. Stella effort.
Hope it will not turn ugli.
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Me too. That would totally cross the lime. |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 11:06 - Jul 8 with 1642 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Anyone want their cherries glazed? |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 11:16 - Jul 8 with 1629 views | Ewan_Oozami |
How did Sherlock Holmes describe the Strange Case of the Man Who Put Citrus Fruit Where the Sun Doesn't Shine?
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A lemon entry, my dear Watson.. | |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 11:38 - Jul 8 with 1605 views | factual_blue |
| Fruit based pun threads on 11:16 - Jul 8 by Ewan_Oozami |
How did Sherlock Holmes describe the Strange Case of the Man Who Put Citrus Fruit Where the Sun Doesn't Shine?
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A lemon entry, my dear Watson.. |
Conan Doyle never wrote the 'elementary my dear Watson' line. |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 11:44 - Jul 8 with 1600 views | Keno |
| Fruit based pun threads on 11:38 - Jul 8 by factual_blue |
Conan Doyle never wrote the 'elementary my dear Watson' line. |
someone should be impeached for spreading such spurious rumours | |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 11:54 - Jul 8 with 1593 views | factual_blue |
| Fruit based pun threads on 11:44 - Jul 8 by Keno |
someone should be impeached for spreading such spurious rumours |
I blame granny Smith | |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 11:59 - Jul 8 with 1591 views | Keno |
| Fruit based pun threads on 11:54 - Jul 8 by factual_blue |
I blame granny Smith |
was she your au pear? | |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 12:07 - Jul 8 with 1582 views | catch74 |
You won’t get away with this, Phil needs to come down hard with his banana hammer. |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 12:36 - Jul 8 with 1563 views | BloomBlue |
| Fruit based pun threads on 12:07 - Jul 8 by catch74 |
You won’t get away with this, Phil needs to come down hard with his banana hammer. |
I'll be s-peach-less if Phil gets upset about this thread. | | | |
| Fruit based pun threads on 12:37 - Jul 8 with 1562 views | Plums |
Can’t a man go five minutes today without having to think up fruit puns? |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 12:59 - Jul 8 with 1552 views | TractorFactor |
Some of these puns are so bad they deserve a ban an a proper telling off |  | | |
| Fruit based pun threads on 13:13 - Jul 8 with 1541 views | Rocky |
This thread has plummeted new depths |  | | |
| Fruit based pun threads on 16:09 - Jul 8 with 1509 views | WeWereZombies |
| Fruit based pun threads on 12:37 - Jul 8 by Plums |
Can’t a man go five minutes today without having to think up fruit puns? |
I yam what I yam |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 16:11 - Jul 8 with 1508 views | footers |
| Fruit based pun threads on 16:09 - Jul 8 by WeWereZombies |
I yam what I yam |
A typically pithy response. |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 16:27 - Jul 8 with 1495 views | WeWereZombies |
| Fruit based pun threads on 16:11 - Jul 8 by footers |
A typically pithy response. |
When a man needs to go then man go... | |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 17:11 - Jul 8 with 1466 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Fruit based pun threads on 16:27 - Jul 8 by WeWereZombies |
When a man needs to go then man go... |
I thought it took two to mango |  |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 17:24 - Jul 8 with 1456 views | WeWereZombies |
| Fruit based pun threads on 17:11 - Jul 8 by You_Bloo_Right |
I thought it took two to mango |
Together or alone it's best to keep on dancing, kumquat may... | |
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| Fruit based pun threads on 17:30 - Jul 8 with 1452 views | footers |
| Fruit based pun threads on 17:24 - Jul 8 by WeWereZombies |
Together or alone it's best to keep on dancing, kumquat may... |
How long can this keep dragon on? | |
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