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Best crisps 13:33 - Jul 9 with 4996 viewsclive_baker

Being the crisp connoisseur that I am, I've been thinking about pecking order. What are we saying?

Champions League: Manomasa (If you've not tried them, please do), Mccoys, Pringles.

Premier League: Wotsits, Skips, Quavers.

Championship: Regular Walkers, Kettle Chips, Mini Cheddars, Monster Munch.

Conference: Wheat Crunchies, Space Raiders, Chipsticks, Squares.

SIL Div 4: Twiglets.


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Best crisps on 13:36 - Jul 9 with 2263 viewsfooters

Rib n Saucy Nik Naks and I know Guthers agrees, so...

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Best crisps on 13:37 - Jul 9 with 2254 viewsdominiciawful

Chipsticks in the Conference? Blasphemer.

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Best crisps on 13:39 - Jul 9 with 2246 viewsMullet

Do they count as CL? They're for dipping surely and in massive bags? You'd pull an artery scoffing down a big bag of Manomasa no?

Your Premier League is entirely Sunday League.

Kettle Chips need to be higher.

Chipsticks are Premier League.

I'd say Champions League are: French Fries, McCoys, Walkers posh black bags, Frazzles.

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Best crisps on 13:46 - Jul 9 with 2215 viewsPlums

Where are Seabrook? Championship at least!

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Best crisps on 13:48 - Jul 9 with 2208 viewsclive_baker

Best crisps on 13:39 - Jul 9 by Mullet

Do they count as CL? They're for dipping surely and in massive bags? You'd pull an artery scoffing down a big bag of Manomasa no?

Your Premier League is entirely Sunday League.

Kettle Chips need to be higher.

Chipsticks are Premier League.

I'd say Champions League are: French Fries, McCoys, Walkers posh black bags, Frazzles.


You're right, they're only in the big pack sharing format currently, so it's probably against the rules but I'm grouping them in the crisp category on the basis the Serrano Chilli & Yucatan Honey flavour is too good to be ignored.

French Fries? They've got about as much right to be in the Champions League as Sheffield United.

Take your point on Frazzles, forgot all about them.

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Best crisps on 13:50 - Jul 9 with 2202 viewsclive_baker

Best crisps on 13:46 - Jul 9 by Plums

Where are Seabrook? Championship at least!


League 2. Very much the Crawley Town of the crisp world IMO. Cheap and you know what you're going to get, but unlikely to be challenging the big boys any time soon.

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Best crisps on 13:54 - Jul 9 with 2177 viewsDubtractor

Quavers and skips premier league and squares in the conference.

You joker.

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Best crisps on 13:54 - Jul 9 with 2176 viewsPlums

Best crisps on 13:50 - Jul 9 by clive_baker

League 2. Very much the Crawley Town of the crisp world IMO. Cheap and you know what you're going to get, but unlikely to be challenging the big boys any time soon.


Horses for courses but I’d take their honest endeavour over the glitz and glamour but lack of substance of Mini Cheddars.

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Best crisps on 13:55 - Jul 9 with 2177 viewsSimonds92

Walkers max paprika - champions league all day long. The adult hula hoops have got to be up there, cracking crisp. Id have monster munch higher in the leagues as well.
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Best crisps on 13:58 - Jul 9 with 2169 viewsPendejo

Pret Cheddar Cheese - CL

Supermarket own brand - Championship, no Conference if Walkers are Championship

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Best crisps on 14:03 - Jul 9 with 2152 viewsMullet

Best crisps on 13:48 - Jul 9 by clive_baker

You're right, they're only in the big pack sharing format currently, so it's probably against the rules but I'm grouping them in the crisp category on the basis the Serrano Chilli & Yucatan Honey flavour is too good to be ignored.

French Fries? They've got about as much right to be in the Champions League as Sheffield United.

Take your point on Frazzles, forgot all about them.


I did not know you rate the Blades so highly.

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Best crisps on 14:05 - Jul 9 with 2142 viewsFreddies_Ears

I think your leagues are upside down.
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Best crisps on 14:13 - Jul 9 with 2116 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Christ, you’ll be joining J2 in the SIL in the TWTD food connoisseur pecking order with that kind of effort

CL: Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli, BBQ Beef Hula Hoops, Pringles, Chilli Doritos, Crispy Bacon Wheat Crunchies and Penn State Salted Pretzels, if they count as a crisp

PL: Twiglets, Frazzles, Salt & Vinegar Squares, NiK Naks, Roast Beef Monster Munch, Ready Salted Hula Hoops, Regular Walkers and the other Sensations, Tyrrells Sweet Chilli

Championship: Kettle Chips (overrated), those weird mix-up bags, Salt & Shake for nostalgia, Wotsits (would be higher but a c*nt to eat), Quavers, Skips

Conference: Anything pickled onion

SIL Div 4: the rubbish third flavour found in any multipack

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Best crisps on 14:36 - Jul 9 with 2072 viewsclive_baker

Best crisps on 14:05 - Jul 9 by Freddies_Ears

I think your leagues are upside down.


I'm not angry with you, I'm just disappointed.

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Best crisps on 14:49 - Jul 9 with 2053 viewsbrazil1982

Point of order on Kettle:

Manufactured in Norfolk
Use the word "Chips" instead of "Crisps" (American company).

Thank you.
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Best crisps on 14:56 - Jul 9 with 2039 viewsfooters

Best crisps on 14:49 - Jul 9 by brazil1982

Point of order on Kettle:

Manufactured in Norfolk
Use the word "Chips" instead of "Crisps" (American company).

Thank you.


And if you put them in the kettle as instructed they go all soggy.

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Best crisps on 14:57 - Jul 9 with 2039 viewsuefacup81

Brannigans Roast Beef & Mustard

Definitely a CL contender.

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Best crisps on 15:01 - Jul 9 with 2030 viewsHerbivore

Pringles are really not PL worthy. They're pretty grim. Twiglets are the thinking man's crispy snack. Superb.

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Best crisps on 15:02 - Jul 9 with 2027 viewsSwansea_Blue

Easy -

Tyrrells salt n vinegar

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Best crisps on 15:03 - Jul 9 with 2027 viewsMullet

Best crisps on 15:01 - Jul 9 by Herbivore

Pringles are really not PL worthy. They're pretty grim. Twiglets are the thinking man's crispy snack. Superb.


Twiglets are yeasty sticks of dust aren't they? Awful business.

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I like twiglets..... on 15:11 - Jul 9 with 2016 viewsBloots

....but then I also like Marmite flavour peanut butter.

I also like chilli heatwave Doritos.

Pringles are rubbish.

Although I enjoyed seeing those fake Pringles that were doing the rounds a while back.

They were called "Prongles" and their strapline was "Once you pop, they're great"

......I'm waffling.

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Best crisps on 15:12 - Jul 9 with 2013 viewsbluewhite

Why do people rate Pringles, let alone highly??

They're not even real chips off potatoes. They're highly processed, mechanically shaped, reconstituted starch slop.

One of those triumphs of a much publicised brand name people will blindly buy, over the actual value or quality of the product.
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Pipe down..... on 15:15 - Jul 9 with 2004 viewsBloots

Best crisps on 15:03 - Jul 9 by Mullet

Twiglets are yeasty sticks of dust aren't they? Awful business.


....you northern monkey

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Best crisps on 15:15 - Jul 9 with 2003 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Try Walkers Max. You'll have a new Champions League thing

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Best crisps on 15:16 - Jul 9 with 1997 viewsKieran_Knows

Quavers and any Prawn Cocktail flavour are Sunday League. It really is quite as simple as that.

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