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Friday dump thread - outdoor edition 16:03 - Jul 31 with 894 viewsWeWereZombies

My best ever outdoor dump was three and a bit years ago as I started to climb the Five Sisters of Kintail. Halfway between the Glen Shiel car park and the ridge I got the feeling that I should have got before I set off. But fortune was with me, just ahead was an arrangement of boulders with a hole between them and they were all at a perfect height for sitting on. I was able to evacuate in comfort with a view of the Scottish Highlands, the only thing missing was sunshine.

Alas, the crap (which required hardly a single sheet of paper for a clean as a whistle finish) was out of reach to be able to cover over with earth, but I like to think that it was out of harms way and available to all manner of insect life to feast on - they may even have had their own funk band striking up 'Turdi Wonderland'...

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Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:05 - Jul 31 with 865 viewsKeno

what do you think you are, a brown bear??

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Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:14 - Jul 31 with 843 viewsJ2BLUE

I knew someone from Norwich who climbed five sisters, but that is a rather different story.

Truly impaired.
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Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:21 - Jul 31 with 826 viewsfooters

wkj would love this thread. I'll let her know you've posted it. TWTD isn't the same without our MMP updates.

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Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:24 - Jul 31 with 814 viewshomer_123

Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:05 - Jul 31 by Keno

what do you think you are, a brown bear??


Clearly not, as they generally sh*t in woods.

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Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:24 - Jul 31 with 814 viewsWeWereZombies

Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:21 - Jul 31 by footers

wkj would love this thread. I'll let her know you've posted it. TWTD isn't the same without our MMP updates.


Mildly Malevolent Poltergeist? Actually must have seemed like that to any small creature right under the rapidly descending brown bomb.

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Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:33 - Jul 31 with 799 viewsfooters

Friday dump thread - outdoor edition on 16:24 - Jul 31 by WeWereZombies

Mildly Malevolent Poltergeist? Actually must have seemed like that to any small creature right under the rapidly descending brown bomb.


Mid-morning poo. Her updates on her bowel movements were a special feature a while back. I miss them.

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