| If you can't come up with any suggestions 20:15 - Aug 2 with 1376 views | EdwardF |
as to who we should buy, well I've got piles! |  |
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| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:17 - Aug 2 with 1363 views | jeera |
That sounds uncomfortable.
Cold bath. |  |
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| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:17 - Aug 2 with 1364 views | BloomBlue |
Just sit on them and see if they develop and then come back on here and update |  | | |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:25 - Aug 2 with 1339 views | Seablu |
True story, my brother in law once put toothpaste on his by mistake.
Screamed the bathroom down according to his wife. |  | | |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:32 - Aug 2 with 1314 views | jeera |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:25 - Aug 2 by Seablu |
True story, my brother in law once put toothpaste on his by mistake.
Screamed the bathroom down according to his wife. |
How did he do that by mistake!?
I know what you meant. | |
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| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:34 - Aug 2 with 1314 views | GeoffSentence |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:25 - Aug 2 by Seablu |
True story, my brother in law once put toothpaste on his by mistake.
Screamed the bathroom down according to his wife. |
Haha! I've done the opposite. Pile cream on my teeth. Very numb gums.
Tubes of Germaloid ointment looks very much like Oral B toothpaste.
Still, at least your bro-in-law would have had minty fresh farts. |  |
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| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:55 - Aug 2 with 1261 views | Seablu |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:32 - Aug 2 by jeera |
How did he do that by mistake!?
I know what you meant. |
Him and his wife had just arrived in Cuba on holiday.
10+ hours on a plane had exacerbated an ongoing problem.
She hastily unpacked the toiletries before they nipped to the bar for a few pre-bed drinks.
Upon return to the hotel room he mixed up the anusol she’d left out for him with the complimentary toothpaste the hotel had provided.
Comedy gold. | | | |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 21:06 - Aug 2 with 1229 views | Farmerpiles |
Err, excuse me ...I think not! |  | | |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 22:40 - Aug 2 with 1131 views | BloomBlue |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 20:25 - Aug 2 by Seablu |
True story, my brother in law once put toothpaste on his by mistake.
Screamed the bathroom down according to his wife. |
Hope he didn't use his toothbrush to put it on. | | | |
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| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 00:05 - Aug 3 with 1064 views | Epiphone |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 22:40 - Aug 2 by BloomBlue |
Hope he didn't use his toothbrush to put it on. |
Reminds me of a very old joke.
A senior general (think of Stephen Fry as General Melchett) is visiting a field hospital during the First World War. He comes into a ward and approaches the first bed, where the soldier struggles to come to attention, lying down.
"At ease," says the general. "Why are you here?"
"Piles, sir. Chronic piles. Can't walk sir on account of the piles."
"I see" says the general. "What treatment are you being given?"
"Wire brush and Vim, sir. Wire brush and Vim,morning and evening."
"Jolly good. jolly good. And what do you want most in life?"
"I want to get better so I can go out and kill the Hun for King and Country, sir."
"First rate. Carry on." And the general goes to the next bed.
"At ease," says the general to the next chap. "Why are you here?"
"Crabs sir. Chronic infestation of crabs."
"I see," says the general, easing away a little. "What treatment?"
"Wire brush and Vim,sir. Morning and evening, wire brush and Vim."
"Excellent. First class. And what do you most want in life?"
"I want to get well so I can kill hundreds of the bosche, sir."
"That's the spirit," and the general moves on to the third bed.
"At ease," says the general. "What are you in hospital for?"
"Laryngitis, sir." He croaks.
"Yes, good, good. What treatment?"
"Wire brush and Vim, sir. Morning and evening, wire brush and Vim."
"That's the spirit. And what do you desire most in life?"
"To get my hands on the wire brush and Vim before those two dirty b@57@4ds" |  | | |
| If you can't come up with any suggestions on 00:18 - Aug 3 with 1039 views | clive_baker |
I hope you get to the bottom of it. |  |
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