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Footballer rhyming slang. 10:53 - Aug 27 with 2476 viewsNthQldITFC

Anyone else use any footballer names as rhyming slang for mundane household objects, or anything else for that matter?

I always put the Stevie Chettle on when I want a cup of tea.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 10:58 - Aug 27 with 2457 viewsfactual_blue

Who represents the toaster? And who the food processor?

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 11:01 - Aug 27 with 2450 viewsNthQldITFC

Footballer rhyming slang. on 10:58 - Aug 27 by factual_blue

Who represents the toaster? And who the food processor?


I don't know, but perhaps Ken would?

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 11:03 - Aug 27 with 2448 viewsKeno

Footballer rhyming slang. on 11:01 - Aug 27 by NthQldITFC

I don't know, but perhaps Ken would?


what?

If referring to a person I dont like very much I tend to say they are 'a bit of a Darren Huckerby"

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 11:03 - Aug 27 with 2445 viewsDecageBruce

I haven't but may rename my garden Bench as Wrighty

* Ignore that, I'm ashamed I can't delete as I have totally misunderstood the OP
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Footballer rhyming slang. on 11:05 - Aug 27 with 2439 viewsSwailsey

I've just taken a Paul Lambert.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 13:34 - Aug 27 with 2358 viewsMr_J

I've just squeezed out a fat log into the Junior Hoilett.
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Footballer rhyming slang. on 13:36 - Aug 27 with 2355 viewsSpruceMoose

Footballer rhyming slang. on 13:34 - Aug 27 by Mr_J

I've just squeezed out a fat log into the Junior Hoilett.


I think you meant you squeezed out a Chris Sutton. I know, it doesn't rhyme.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 13:40 - Aug 27 with 2345 viewsleitrimblue

Footballer rhyming slang. on 13:36 - Aug 27 by SpruceMoose

I think you meant you squeezed out a Chris Sutton. I know, it doesn't rhyme.


I can't remember what I eat last night but I just Chris Suttoned through the eye of a needle
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Footballer rhyming slang. on 13:45 - Aug 27 with 2330 viewsSpruceMoose

Footballer rhyming slang. on 13:40 - Aug 27 by leitrimblue

I can't remember what I eat last night but I just Chris Suttoned through the eye of a needle


Bet that stunk like a right Darren Eadie.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 13:55 - Aug 27 with 2309 viewsBassett_Blue

A few years back we use to say someone was having a Regi Blinker if they were having a bit of a nightmare.
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Footballer rhyming slang. on 14:03 - Aug 27 with 2293 viewsNthQldITFC

I had to have a little kip because I was feeling David O'Leary. I come back to find only one true bit of rhyming slang here, in Junior Hoilett.

Must say I am a little unMbappé.

EDIT: sorry, Regi Blinker too.
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Footballer rhyming slang. on 14:07 - Aug 27 with 2286 viewsclive_baker

Footballer rhyming slang. on 14:03 - Aug 27 by NthQldITFC

I had to have a little kip because I was feeling David O'Leary. I come back to find only one true bit of rhyming slang here, in Junior Hoilett.

Must say I am a little unMbappé.

EDIT: sorry, Regi Blinker too.
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Full of Noel Hunt's, this place.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 14:08 - Aug 27 with 2285 viewsFenboyBlue

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 14:18 - Aug 27 with 2275 viewsTheTrueBlue1878

Me and my mates have always used "Jason Puncheon" if someone is punching above their weight.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 15:04 - Aug 27 with 2246 viewsWeWereZombies

When you feel peckish do you have to decide which one is going to do the Trevor Brooking?

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 16:22 - Aug 27 with 2214 viewsNthQldITFC

Footballer rhyming slang. on 14:07 - Aug 27 by clive_baker

Full of Noel Hunt's, this place.


Bit harsh, but you've got an extraneous greengrocer's apostrophe in there. Makes me wonder - do greengrocers in Norwich just use extraneous aposes, on account of their lack of trophies?

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 17:26 - Aug 27 with 2181 viewsleitrimblue

I think it's quite possible that some on here had a bit of a soft spot for Jimmy Hills in the 90,s
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Footballer rhyming slang. on 17:34 - Aug 27 with 2169 viewsNthQldITFC

Footballer rhyming slang. on 17:26 - Aug 27 by leitrimblue

I think it's quite possible that some on here had a bit of a soft spot for Jimmy Hills in the 90,s


Word.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 17:36 - Aug 27 with 2167 viewsazuremerlangus

Viz had a cartoon (Ravy Davy Gravy?) where "Getting the Micky Mills" was mentioned.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 18:22 - Aug 27 with 2145 viewsWeWereZombies

Footballer rhyming slang. on 17:34 - Aug 27 by NthQldITFC

Word.


Are you going to hang on to that joint all night or would you like to pass it around so that the rest of us can have a Giles Coke or two?

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 18:32 - Aug 27 with 2143 viewsWeWereZombies

You could use a fork when making an omelette but much easier if you have the old Leggwinski handy...

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 06:03 - Aug 28 with 2082 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Well, hello Richard!

Woke up a bit George (ringing in the Freddies) and after a trip to the Paul thought I'd have a look at this thread.

For fear of a pile on some seem Harry to post but this promised to be a little Steve.

I expected the standard to be Kieron but a useful time Tommy all the same.

Anyway, can't Jack, places to go, people to Alan.

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Footballer rhyming slang. on 08:30 - Aug 28 with 2040 viewsmarchy

Footballer rhyming slang. on 06:03 - Aug 28 by You_Bloo_Right

Well, hello Richard!

Woke up a bit George (ringing in the Freddies) and after a trip to the Paul thought I'd have a look at this thread.

For fear of a pile on some seem Harry to post but this promised to be a little Steve.

I expected the standard to be Kieron but a useful time Tommy all the same.

Anyway, can't Jack, places to go, people to Alan.


Excellent work!
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Footballer rhyming slang. on 09:25 - Aug 28 with 2022 viewsWeWereZombies

Footballer rhyming slang. on 06:03 - Aug 28 by You_Bloo_Right

Well, hello Richard!

Woke up a bit George (ringing in the Freddies) and after a trip to the Paul thought I'd have a look at this thread.

For fear of a pile on some seem Harry to post but this promised to be a little Steve.

I expected the standard to be Kieron but a useful time Tommy all the same.

Anyway, can't Jack, places to go, people to Alan.


I'm sure that makes sense to all your Eric but it is quite Stockwell to understand.

Whilst we are at it, does everyone have stuff that they cannot quite bring themselves to throw out so they stick it up in the Gary Croft?

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