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Oven ready deal... 21:20 - Sep 1 with 3589 viewsDubtractor

Easiest deal in history...

We hold all the cards....

etc etc.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/sep/01/no-10-blames-eu-and-plays-down-

Who could have seen this coming a mile off?

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Oven ready deal... on 21:24 - Sep 1 with 3559 viewsSwansea_Blue

Well if the stinky forriners would only let us have all the benefits of access to their markets without having to adhere to their standards, they wouldn't be in this mess. Or something.

I know it was rhetorical, but pretty much anyone not brainwashed by the brexiteer lies saw this as a likely outcome. They may well salvage something yet that doesn't leave us hung out to dry, but I'm not convinced these populist conservatives are that bothered. They'll happily wreck things for the benefit of their chums.

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Oven ready deal... on 21:33 - Sep 1 with 3520 viewsJ2BLUE

Anyone who voted for Brexit is an idiot and should be shot at point blank range with a super soaker water pistol and then forced to sit through every season of Geordie Shore.

It's harsh, but fair.

Truly impaired.
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Oven ready deal... on 21:55 - Sep 1 with 3436 viewstractordownsouth

People blaming the EU are the same ones who said we held all the cards. Utter charlatans the lot of them, yet they'll still get voted in.

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Oven ready deal... on 21:56 - Sep 1 with 3430 viewsBlueBadger

Oven ready deal... on 21:33 - Sep 1 by J2BLUE

Anyone who voted for Brexit is an idiot and should be shot at point blank range with a super soaker water pistol and then forced to sit through every season of Geordie Shore.

It's harsh, but fair.


Change your clothes first, I'd hate for you to ruin a good shirt.

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Oven ready deal... on 21:57 - Sep 1 with 3426 viewsJ2BLUE

Oven ready deal... on 21:56 - Sep 1 by BlueBadger

Change your clothes first, I'd hate for you to ruin a good shirt.


It's all part of the punishment. I'll wear a tuxedo.

Truly impaired.
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Oven ready deal... on 22:10 - Sep 1 with 3408 viewseireblue

Yes, the conservative government do seem to be holding all the cards, in a game of chess.
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Oven ready deal... on 22:35 - Sep 1 with 3349 viewstractordownsouth

Oven ready deal... on 21:33 - Sep 1 by J2BLUE

Anyone who voted for Brexit is an idiot and should be shot at point blank range with a super soaker water pistol and then forced to sit through every season of Geordie Shore.

It's harsh, but fair.


Nah you're getting the BB gun treatment

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Oven ready deal... on 22:37 - Sep 1 with 3339 viewsbluelagos

Oven ready deal... on 22:10 - Sep 1 by eireblue

Yes, the conservative government do seem to be holding all the cards, in a game of chess.


Very good sir. I am going to steal that :-)

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Oven ready deal... on 22:42 - Sep 1 with 3314 viewsjaykay

Oven ready deal... on 21:55 - Sep 1 by tractordownsouth

People blaming the EU are the same ones who said we held all the cards. Utter charlatans the lot of them, yet they'll still get voted in.


the same ones who didn't read the small print
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/iain-duncan-smith-up-in-arms-over-wit

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Oven ready deal... on 22:43 - Sep 1 with 3308 viewstractordownsouth

Oven ready deal... on 22:42 - Sep 1 by jaykay

the same ones who didn't read the small print
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/iain-duncan-smith-up-in-arms-over-wit


It's the remoaners fault though

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Oven ready deal... on 07:20 - Sep 2 with 3118 viewsfactual_blue

Oven ready deal... on 21:33 - Sep 1 by J2BLUE

Anyone who voted for Brexit is an idiot and should be shot at point blank range with a super soaker water pistol and then forced to sit through every season of Geordie Shore.

It's harsh, but fair.


'Anyone who voted for Brexit is an idiot and should be shot at point blank range.

There you are, much more accurate.

Now, just pin this square on the left-hand side of your chest, put this cloth bag of your head, and stand still.

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Oven ready deal... on 07:25 - Sep 2 with 3100 viewsDanTheMan

“We would instead like to settle the simplest issues first, in order to build momentum in the talks, as time is short for both sides.”

Maybe I'm not a master negotiator but I would have thought, given the time constraints, working on the biggest things first would be a good idea, then worrying about the minor details afterwards.

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Oven ready deal... on 08:13 - Sep 2 with 3030 viewsGuthrum

Oven ready deal... on 07:25 - Sep 2 by DanTheMan

“We would instead like to settle the simplest issues first, in order to build momentum in the talks, as time is short for both sides.”

Maybe I'm not a master negotiator but I would have thought, given the time constraints, working on the biggest things first would be a good idea, then worrying about the minor details afterwards.


Perhaps the biggest challenge is finding anything about the Brexit negotiations which could resonably be described as "simple"?

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Oven ready deal... on 09:58 - Sep 2 with 2954 viewsemmaroyds

But we don't have an oven to cook it in.
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Oven ready deal... on 10:16 - Sep 2 with 2934 viewsjeera

Oven ready deal... on 08:13 - Sep 2 by Guthrum

Perhaps the biggest challenge is finding anything about the Brexit negotiations which could resonably be described as "simple"?


One of our leading politicians worked out from a map a while ago that a great deal of the UK's trade comes via a shortish stretch of water in the English Channel.

So they're definitely on it and we're absolutely in safe hands there.

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Oven ready deal... on 11:33 - Sep 2 with 2876 viewsThe_Last_Baron

No deal is the best deal lads. Then the campaign to bring down the dictatorial EU will continue at pace.

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Oven ready deal... on 11:37 - Sep 2 with 2864 viewsleitrimblue

Oven ready deal... on 11:33 - Sep 2 by The_Last_Baron

No deal is the best deal lads. Then the campaign to bring down the dictatorial EU will continue at pace.


Hmmm, I'm intrigued, tell us more
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Oven ready deal... on 11:38 - Sep 2 with 2862 viewsSwansea_Blue

Oven ready deal... on 08:13 - Sep 2 by Guthrum

Perhaps the biggest challenge is finding anything about the Brexit negotiations which could resonably be described as "simple"?


Oh, I don't know. David Davis and Dominic Raab seemed to fit that description quite nicely

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Oven ready deal... on 14:18 - Sep 2 with 2767 viewsEireannach_gorm

.... blaming Brussels’ insistence on tackling tough issues upfront.
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Oven ready deal... on 18:54 - Sep 2 with 2687 viewsOldsmoker

Who could have seen this coming a mile off?

Smug face on. I did.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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