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Come on then I’m in the chair 17:26 - Sep 11 with 2911 viewsFtnfwest

and the virtual bar is open. Who’s having what? I’m on a real large bottle of staropramen right now
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:33 - Sep 11 with 2497 viewsPendejo

Babysham, pint of.

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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:48 - Sep 11 with 2481 viewseireblue

A couple of pints of Guinness, harp lager and can you sodastream some day nurse for a hipster, that has botanicals right?
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:50 - Sep 11 with 2475 viewsjeera

I fancy an Aspalls please.

What's the gen on distancing?

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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:51 - Sep 11 with 2473 viewsHerbivore

I'll take a malibu and coke please.

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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:51 - Sep 11 with 2473 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Get me 2 bottles of merlot guv.

I'm off to the smoking area and will be puffing on the e-cig for the duration.

Cheers.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:54 - Sep 11 with 2469 viewsIpswichBoyBlue

I'll have a Bacardi and coke please. Very kind. I shall just have the one and then make my way home. I ain't buying a round back for this rabble.
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:54 - Sep 11 with 2468 viewsFtnfwest

Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:33 - Sep 11 by Pendejo

Babysham, pint of.


Got some pomagne?
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:55 - Sep 11 with 2467 viewsFtnfwest

Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:50 - Sep 11 by jeera

I fancy an Aspalls please.

What's the gen on distancing?


Tongues only briefly
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:55 - Sep 11 with 2465 viewsFtnfwest

Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:51 - Sep 11 by Herbivore

I'll take a malibu and coke please.


I’ll need to know where
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:56 - Sep 11 with 2463 viewsFtnfwest

Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:51 - Sep 11 by StochesStotasBlewe

Get me 2 bottles of merlot guv.

I'm off to the smoking area and will be puffing on the e-cig for the duration.

Cheers.


A shelter has been provided
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:56 - Sep 11 with 2462 viewsFtnfwest

Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:54 - Sep 11 by IpswichBoyBlue

I'll have a Bacardi and coke please. Very kind. I shall just have the one and then make my way home. I ain't buying a round back for this rabble.


You’ll be here at closing
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:57 - Sep 11 with 2461 viewsFtnfwest

Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:48 - Sep 11 by eireblue

A couple of pints of Guinness, harp lager and can you sodastream some day nurse for a hipster, that has botanicals right?


Hipsters barred!
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:17 - Sep 11 with 2441 viewsJ2BLUE

Newcastle ale and a packet of ham and pickle Brannigans please

Truly impaired.
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:21 - Sep 11 with 2437 viewsjeera

Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:17 - Sep 11 by J2BLUE

Newcastle ale and a packet of ham and pickle Brannigans please


He's fecked off and left the bar unattended.

I want a beer and also want to report some douche lying out in the car park swigging from a bottle of red, surrounded by glass which looks like was once another wine bottle.

Kids nowadays.

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Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:24 - Sep 11 with 2429 viewseireblue

Come on then I’m in the chair on 17:57 - Sep 11 by Ftnfwest

Hipsters barred!


Good, he has gone, another round and three slices of Battenburg Cake, have a slice for yourself.
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:29 - Sep 11 with 2416 viewsJohnny_Boy

Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:17 - Sep 11 by J2BLUE

Newcastle ale and a packet of ham and pickle Brannigans please


I didn’t realise this was a bar from 1996.
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:37 - Sep 11 with 2409 viewsITFC_Forever

Pint of Korev please.

Then another one... line ‘em up.

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Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:57 - Sep 11 with 2405 viewsEdwardStone

Brandy please, large one....I need a drink, I have been through Hell

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Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:06 - Sep 11 with 2394 viewsOldsmoker

Can I start a tab?
I get paid tomorrow, honest.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:10 - Sep 11 with 2380 viewsJ2BLUE

Another round please landlord, stick it on oldsmoker's tab

Truly impaired.
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:16 - Sep 11 with 2374 viewsOldsmoker

Orange juice and ice in a pint glass.
What? No I don't have my own botlle of vodka under my coat.
Cheek.
(it's Tequila).

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:33 - Sep 11 with 2355 viewssyntaxerror

Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:16 - Sep 11 by Oldsmoker

Orange juice and ice in a pint glass.
What? No I don't have my own botlle of vodka under my coat.
Cheek.
(it's Tequila).


Should be gin!



Not sure the landlord will approve of what's on the jukebox.
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:38 - Sep 11 with 2345 viewsjas0999

Glass of red please. Malbec. Preferably.
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Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:41 - Sep 11 with 2342 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Come on then I’m in the chair on 18:21 - Sep 11 by jeera

He's fecked off and left the bar unattended.

I want a beer and also want to report some douche lying out in the car park swigging from a bottle of red, surrounded by glass which looks like was once another wine bottle.

Kids nowadays.


I feckin luv you, you’re my bestest friend in the whole world hic.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:58 - Sep 11 with 2316 viewsOldsmoker

Come on then I’m in the chair on 19:33 - Sep 11 by syntaxerror

Should be gin!



Not sure the landlord will approve of what's on the jukebox.
[Post edited 11 Sep 2020 19:34]


I'm not a lush.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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