| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: 19:31 - Sep 15 with 1227 views | BlueBadger |
Got a spare Wifi router? Why not change the network ID to 5G_COVID_TEST_TRANSMITTER to worry the neighbours. |  |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 19:40 - Sep 15 with 1189 views | Oldsmoker |
If your garden is overgrown with weeds and you can't be bothered to dig it over to make a veg patch then get a friend to tell the police there's a body buried in your garden. |  |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 19:46 - Sep 15 with 1170 views | Oldsmoker |
If you don't like your neighbours from across the road then put an advert on Gumtree for "Free Kittens - first come first served" at their address.
Watch your neighbours turn people away and then go out and tell them they're really heartless for making children cry. | |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 21:16 - Sep 15 with 1037 views | BrianTablet |
| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 19:40 - Sep 15 by Oldsmoker |
If your garden is overgrown with weeds and you can't be bothered to dig it over to make a veg patch then get a friend to tell the police there's a body buried in your garden. |
If your garden is overgrown with weeds and you can't be bothered to dig it over to make a veg patch and you get a friend to tell the police there's a body buried in your garden, don't forget to move your other half's corpse first.
Jim Dinkelscrote, Wormwood Scrubs |  |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 21:45 - Sep 15 with 991 views | factual_blue |
I was in a hotel in Washington DC once and picked up a wi-fi network called CIA Surveillance Van.
Being less versed in wi-fi matters in those days, I actually looked out the bedroom window....
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 22:15 - Sep 15 with 940 views | pointofblue |
| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 21:16 - Sep 15 by BrianTablet |
If your garden is overgrown with weeds and you can't be bothered to dig it over to make a veg patch and you get a friend to tell the police there's a body buried in your garden, don't forget to move your other half's corpse first.
Jim Dinkelscrote, Wormwood Scrubs |
Reminds me of the scene from Porridge where Fletch would make a leading comment to his wife on the phone about making sure she dug the garden over as she would find something that would help support her, knowing the police were listening in and would do it for her looking for loot. |  |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 22:43 - Sep 15 with 876 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
TWTD, the brains behind Viz top tips page. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 22:46 - Sep 15 with 867 views | SpruceMoose |
| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 21:45 - Sep 15 by factual_blue |
I was in a hotel in Washington DC once and picked up a wi-fi network called CIA Surveillance Van.
Being less versed in wi-fi matters in those days, I actually looked out the bedroom window....
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I mean, if we're talking American Intelligence here then it wouldn't be in the realms of impossibility for them... |  |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 22:54 - Sep 15 with 845 views | BlueBadger |
| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 22:43 - Sep 15 by StochesStotasBlewe |
TWTD, the brains behind Viz top tips page. |
Sometimes on purpose. | |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 23:22 - Sep 15 with 817 views | Oldsmoker |
Go into a supermarket at 6.00pm and buy a cucumber.
Remember to keep the receipt.
Stuff it down your trousers and return to the supermarket at 6.45pm when all the single ladies do their shopping.
You may get lucky. | |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 23:34 - Sep 15 with 802 views | vilanovablue |
Someone around here has TV licence detector van as their network id |  | | |
| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 23:47 - Sep 15 with 786 views | Oldsmoker |
There's a lot of Fibre optic cabling in Bristol.
When I look at the list of available networks a lot of them have kept the company name and Job no. when it was set up.
eg. Virgin 21800, Virgin 30400
There are a lot of Virgins in Bristol. | |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 08:35 - Sep 16 with 657 views | StuartBrett8 |
I've done this, a lady in our road is a massive conspiracy theorist nutjob. I'm surprised she hasn't picked up on it yet. |  |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 08:39 - Sep 16 with 635 views | Plums |
| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 23:34 - Sep 15 by vilanovablue |
Someone around here has TV licence detector van as their network id |
Mine are Secret Squirrel Surveillance and Rogue Raccoon Reconnaissance.
Not trying to fool anybody but I hope it makes the odd neighbour smile. |  |
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| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 09:56 - Sep 16 with 556 views | Keno |
| Fun things to do if you're at a loose end: on 22:46 - Sep 15 by SpruceMoose |
I mean, if we're talking American Intelligence here then it wouldn't be in the realms of impossibility for them... |
American Intelligence
The oxymoron to end all oxymorons!! |  |
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