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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. 12:14 - Sep 23 with 1414 viewsBlueBadger

Following on from this:


What's YOUR idea on how it'll be?

Opening montage of Sharon's life. Sharon is late 20's early 30's - the montage shows her at work(she's s staff nurse on a children's ward at the hospital), doing her shopping and then coming home to an empty flat. Camera pans to the telly showing the headlines 'pandemic lockdown latest: everyone stay at home', the calendar shows that it's Christmas Eve and also that she's working the night shift Christmas Day and then to pictures of her with friends and family and then to Sharon sitting down on her sofa looking lonely and sad and eating a Christmas dinner by herself on the sofa.

Cut to a hand knocking on the door.

She goes to the door and there's a parcel. Opens it and it's a new laptop from 'all of us'.
Final shot is of Sharon play charades with friends and family over zoom.

Closing caption of 'stay close, even when you're apart' over a montage of people applauding in the street.

All set to a breathy, folky cover of 'Friday Night, Saturday Morning' by The Specials.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 12:19 - Sep 23 with 1376 viewshampstead_blue

It's bound to be something worthy of avoidance.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 12:25 - Sep 23 with 1341 viewsSouthBucksBlue

I can exclusively reveal that it features a honky tonk piano.
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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 13:21 - Sep 23 with 1301 viewsfactual_blue

Two people barricaded in their house, reloading their shotguns as more entitled mothers with children in over-sized pushchairs attempt to rush them for their supply of toilet rolls and pasta.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 13:32 - Sep 23 with 1275 viewsElderGrizzly

You could have just saved John Lewis about £5m in agency fees :)
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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 13:33 - Sep 23 with 1282 viewsWeWereZombies

I think they will do something like that up until the knock on the door and then go for a game changer - maybe Jurgen Klopp is there wearing nothing but leather liederhosen and carrying a plumber's tool bag asking 'I heard you had a problem with a radiator'

'Oh, yes' she says 'it's in the bedroom...cue sleazy Seventies wah wah guitar and cut to Bill Hicks's corpse coming back to life.

Well, I would see that as a feel good ad.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 13:36 - Sep 23 with 1274 viewsfactual_blue

Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 13:32 - Sep 23 by ElderGrizzly

You could have just saved John Lewis about £5m in agency fees :)


They probably spent that on the making the ad back in February.

They'll either show that anyway, or broadcast the Mitchell and Webb 'Remain Indoors' sketch.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 14:42 - Sep 23 with 1237 viewsKeno

I think it could feature Phil.

Phil is a young middle man who has spent most of the year trying to help a disparate group of no-hopers, mis-fits, social awkward and downright odd people in a special community.

Phil id down trodden, under appreciated and just about at his wits end after having to mediate an argument when somebody thought the The Smith were a group of reasonable well adjusted harmonious musicians

Phil sits along on Christmas Eve when there is a knock on the door and someone in a blue santa suit hand him a packet of giant hobnobs and holds a sign saying "thanks Phil love TWTD"

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 14:44 - Sep 23 with 1233 viewsJ2BLUE

Whilst we are on adverts, what the f##k is the B&Q advert about?

YOU CAN DO IT.

What?

Truly impaired.
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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 16:04 - Sep 23 with 1202 viewsWeWereZombies

Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 14:44 - Sep 23 by J2BLUE

Whilst we are on adverts, what the f##k is the B&Q advert about?

YOU CAN DO IT.

What?


Boil an egg?

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:03 - Sep 23 with 1184 viewsMullet

There's a Facebook group dedicated to taking the piss out of gammons as they call it. They've infiltrated laods of racist groups and spread a rumour that the ad will be something involving Diversity doing a dance or whatnot.

The reactions have been priceless. One lot have started pitching protest ideas, like going to all the stores and Waitroses unmasked and just milling about all day not buying stuff.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:04 - Sep 23 with 1181 viewsconnorscontract

Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 14:44 - Sep 23 by J2BLUE

Whilst we are on adverts, what the f##k is the B&Q advert about?

YOU CAN DO IT.

What?


F**k that! What about that bloke on the Asda ads? "Asda Superfan"

I want to punch him!
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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:05 - Sep 23 with 1179 viewsjeera

Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:04 - Sep 23 by connorscontract

F**k that! What about that bloke on the Asda ads? "Asda Superfan"

I want to punch him!


"Pocket tap"

F*ck right off!

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:34 - Sep 23 with 1157 viewsSwansea_Blue

Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 16:04 - Sep 23 by WeWereZombies

Boil an egg?


You think J2's discovered targeted advertising? Unrealistically motivational in this case, obviously.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:50 - Sep 23 with 1145 viewsronnyd

Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:04 - Sep 23 by connorscontract

F**k that! What about that bloke on the Asda ads? "Asda Superfan"

I want to punch him!


Isn't he a young Elliott Gould? Yes, he is annoying.
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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:52 - Sep 23 with 1139 viewsJ2BLUE

Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 17:34 - Sep 23 by Swansea_Blue

You think J2's discovered targeted advertising? Unrealistically motivational in this case, obviously.


Not as unrealistic as the dating ads.

'Date beautiful Arab girls now' next to a picture of the best looking woman i've ever seen. Sure. If it said bargain basic singles next to a picture of Vicky Pollard it would be much nearer the mark.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 19:23 - Sep 23 with 1098 viewsWarkystache

It's a remake of The Snowman. Little ginger lad makes a snowman, gets up to look at his pressies on Xmas Eve and looks out of the window and there's loads of snowmen in the garden, all having a sort of ceilidh. Trouble is, they can't come in and he can't go out, so he watches wistfully through the window.

Then one of them points at a pressie at the bottom of the tree, and, wotcher know, it's a face mask with a snowman on it and some hand wash. The little lad uses both and then opens the back door and sneaks out in his dressing gown and jim jams. The snowmen fly off with him, holding his hands.

The next morning, he awakes in bed and races downstairs to find his snowman's melted. But it was wearing a checked face mask, like in Raymond Briggs' version of the scarf. He picks it up and smiles through his tears.

Then they play 'Walking in the Air'.

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Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 21:04 - Sep 23 with 1063 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Today's 'stolen from somewhere else as TWTD lunchtime filler' thread. on 14:44 - Sep 23 by J2BLUE

Whilst we are on adverts, what the f##k is the B&Q advert about?

YOU CAN DO IT.

What?


...when you B&Q it

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