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How thick is Matt Hancock? 10:46 - Sep 25 with 1287 viewsWeWereZombies

How thick is Matt Hancock?


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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 10:47 - Sep 25 with 1278 viewsNthQldITFC

Dear Mr Whip,

How do I vote on this?

H. Mancock
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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 10:57 - Sep 25 with 1249 viewsElephantintheRoom

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 10:47 - Sep 25 by NthQldITFC

Dear Mr Whip,

How do I vote on this?

H. Mancock
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Not as thick as the good folk of Haverhill who voted for him

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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 11:02 - Sep 25 with 1247 viewsBlueBadger

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 10:57 - Sep 25 by ElephantintheRoom

Not as thick as the good folk of Haverhill who voted for him


Or this bloke.

Is Matt Hancock thick? by IpswichBoyBlue 24 Sep 2020 18:24
Thick? No. An educated man. Good health minister? No.


I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 12:43 - Sep 25 with 1191 viewsChondzoresk

You missed thick as a whale omlette as an option.
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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 13:24 - Sep 25 with 1153 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Less thick than Cruella Patel.

(In case there is any doubt, this does not in any way, compliment Mr Hancock)

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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 15:44 - Sep 25 with 1129 viewsfactual_blue

Thicker than a very badly-made battenberg.


(i.e. both thick and disgusting)

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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:36 - Sep 25 with 1104 viewsBlueBadger

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 15:44 - Sep 25 by factual_blue

Thicker than a very badly-made battenberg.


(i.e. both thick and disgusting)


Ah, I see Daveu is back.

Now there's a man who is genuinely thick enough to think that Hancock isn't thick.

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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:38 - Sep 25 with 1097 viewsMonkeyAlan

There isn't a vote for he is a good egg really?
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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:42 - Sep 25 with 1091 viewsWeWereZombies

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:38 - Sep 25 by MonkeyAlan

There isn't a vote for he is a good egg really?


It is possible to be thick and a good egg I suppose, but I couldn't whisk putting that as an option...

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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:52 - Sep 25 with 1079 viewsSwansea_Blue

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 11:02 - Sep 25 by BlueBadger

Or this bloke.

Is Matt Hancock thick? by IpswichBoyBlue 24 Sep 2020 18:24
Thick? No. An educated man. Good health minister? No.



If only there was a direct relationship between education and intelligence. Sadly there's plenty of evidence that isn't the case. Me for a start!
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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:54 - Sep 25 with 1069 viewsSwansea_Blue

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:42 - Sep 25 by WeWereZombies

It is possible to be thick and a good egg I suppose, but I couldn't whisk putting that as an option...


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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:57 - Sep 25 with 1066 viewsWeWereZombies

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:36 - Sep 25 by BlueBadger

Ah, I see Daveu is back.

Now there's a man who is genuinely thick enough to think that Hancock isn't thick.


Hancock has just been pulled up by 'More or Less' about being confused by what a false positive is.

[edit] And now Professer David Spiegelhalter has said that both Hancock and Grant Shapps, and probably the whole cabinet, are insufficiently educated with regard to statistics.
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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 17:00 - Sep 25 with 1061 viewsWeWereZombies

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 16:54 - Sep 25 by Swansea_Blue

Are you Keno
Are you Keno
Are you Keno in disguise?


The pun no doubt occurred to both Hoppy and Keno but I beat them to it...

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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 17:11 - Sep 25 with 1050 viewsSwansea_Blue

How thick is Matt Hancock? on 17:00 - Sep 25 by WeWereZombies

The pun no doubt occurred to both Hoppy and Keno but I beat them to it...


I'm sure they won't mind. Some let tellers of puns get the first one in.


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How thick is Matt Hancock? on 18:32 - Sep 25 with 1004 viewsmanchego

It's not his thickness that's a problem.
It's the fact that he doesn't know how thick he is ( Dunning Kruger ) and the Conservative Party don't care how thick he is.
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