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If anyone who lives in Rye 12:43 - Oct 8 with 3342 viewsgiant_stow

wants to open a bike shop, I thought of a great name: Ryecycle.

That's free to a good home.


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If anyone who lives in Rye on 12:46 - Oct 8 with 3011 viewsclive_baker

Thanks Ullaa.

If anyone wants to start a Logistics company in the Norfolk town of Diss, they're welcome to go with Disstribution.

Also free to a good home.

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 12:52 - Oct 8 with 2988 viewsSwansea_Blue



If Dolly wanted to open a greengrocers in Ipswich, it could be called Pipswich.

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 12:57 - Oct 8 with 2982 viewsKeno

If anyone who lives in Rye on 12:52 - Oct 8 by Swansea_Blue



If Dolly wanted to open a greengrocers in Ipswich, it could be called Pipswich.


if someone wants to open an high class butchers and meat curers in a small town in Norfolk they could call be DereHam

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:01 - Oct 8 with 2969 viewsSwansea_Blue

This is what the internet was invented for. So geniuses could explore hilarious food related puns. We’ll get a Nobel Prize for literature at this rate.

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:03 - Oct 8 with 2964 viewsbluelagos

That's definitely been used before.

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:06 - Oct 8 with 2955 viewsSwansea_Blue

If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:03 - Oct 8 by bluelagos

That's definitely been used before.


A second hand bike shop then

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:09 - Oct 8 with 2947 viewsgiant_stow

If anyone who lives in Rye on 12:46 - Oct 8 by clive_baker

Thanks Ullaa.

If anyone wants to start a Logistics company in the Norfolk town of Diss, they're welcome to go with Disstribution.

Also free to a good home.


I like yours better!

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:16 - Oct 8 with 2935 viewsgiant_stow

If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:03 - Oct 8 by bluelagos

That's definitely been used before.


Oh no! I was really proud of that. brute

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:24 - Oct 8 with 2931 viewsuefacup81

If anyone wanted to open up a U2-themed pub in a small Breckland village, with good links to the A11, they could call it the Angel at Larling.

Oh...

https://www.angel-larling.co.uk/

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:26 - Oct 8 with 2920 viewsuefacup81

Or, if you want to open up a shop in Rye which sells nutritional supplements and cod liver oil, you could always call it Seven Seas of Rye?

Also free.

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When Jurgen Klopp retires from football on 13:49 - Oct 8 with 2885 viewsfactual_blue

he's going to open a men's hairdressers.

He can called it Clip Klopp ©.

That's £150,000 plus 10% of the annual takings.

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:54 - Oct 8 with 2870 viewsWarkystache

If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:26 - Oct 8 by uefacup81

Or, if you want to open up a shop in Rye which sells nutritional supplements and cod liver oil, you could always call it Seven Seas of Rye?

Also free.


Sex shops could be good in Rye - RyeSin? OoRyeOoRyeOoRyeOoRyeAy?

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 14:02 - Oct 8 with 2866 viewsKeno

If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:54 - Oct 8 by Warkystache

Sex shops could be good in Rye - RyeSin? OoRyeOoRyeOoRyeOoRyeAy?


one of those, with a speciality for certain products for a certain group based in a mall town in north Suffolk

Bung gay

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 14:05 - Oct 8 with 2857 viewsWarkystache

If anyone who lives in Rye on 14:02 - Oct 8 by Keno

one of those, with a speciality for certain products for a certain group based in a mall town in north Suffolk

Bung gay


No, that's the 'alternative bakers' is Bun Gay

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 14:12 - Oct 8 with 2852 viewsuefacup81

If you wished to open an emporium in the Holy Land, specialising in purveying cheesy comestibles to the gentry (and poverty stricken, too), whilst also being licensed for public dancing, you could always call it Cheeses of Nazareth?

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 14:16 - Oct 8 with 2845 viewsWarkystache

If anyone who lives in Rye on 14:12 - Oct 8 by uefacup81

If you wished to open an emporium in the Holy Land, specialising in purveying cheesy comestibles to the gentry (and poverty stricken, too), whilst also being licensed for public dancing, you could always call it Cheeses of Nazareth?


Or, closer to home, nice cheese shop in Waltham Cross, Cheeses on the Cross?

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 14:44 - Oct 8 with 2818 viewsGeoffSentence

If anyone who lives in Rye on 13:03 - Oct 8 by bluelagos

That's definitely been used before.


how about Pedalophiles?

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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If anyone who lives in Rye on 15:06 - Oct 8 with 2811 viewsHalf_Idiot

My dream is to open an otter sanctuary called The Otter Barn with the slogan being "fun, fun, fun at The Otter Barn".






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If anyone who lives in Rye on 15:08 - Oct 8 with 2806 viewsjontysnut

If anyone who lives in Rye on 14:44 - Oct 8 by GeoffSentence

how about Pedalophiles?


or if a member of Modern Romance opened a nautically themed optician and dessert parlour in West Suffolk

Eye Aye Aye Eye Moussie
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If anyone who lives in Rye on 16:37 - Oct 8 with 2779 viewsBlueBadger

If anyone who lives in Rye on 15:06 - Oct 8 by Half_Idiot

My dream is to open an otter sanctuary called The Otter Barn with the slogan being "fun, fun, fun at The Otter Barn".






DISCLAIMER: I know that is not how it goes!


Presumably the on-site cafe would be offering Tarka dhal?

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 18:57 - Oct 8 with 2722 viewsBent_double

Not sure what you would call it, but if there was a brothel, near Colchester in the village of Fingringhoe....

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 19:01 - Oct 8 with 2717 viewsWarkystache

If anyone who lives in Rye on 18:57 - Oct 8 by Bent_double

Not sure what you would call it, but if there was a brothel, near Colchester in the village of Fingringhoe....


Or in Suffolk, in the village of Wangford?

Or in Norfolk, where they clearly go at it like steam trains, Burn'em Ovaries.

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 19:06 - Oct 8 with 2711 viewshoppy

If anyone lives in Cheshunt and wanted to offer a service sourcing and replacing missing board games pieces, they could call it Chesshunt...

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If anyone who lives in Rye on 19:06 - Oct 8 with 2709 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Not:

Easy Ryeders

Get on your bike and Ryed

?

And maybe open it next to the Dentists: A Rye Smile
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If anyone who lives in Rye on 19:18 - Oct 8 with 2695 viewshampstead_blue

Rye is lovely. I used to have my offices in Bodium by the train station and castle, just down the road.

In fact Spike Milligan lived in Rye when we had our business there. Drove past his house purring. What a man.

There is a really nice hotel with wisteria to die for cascading down the front. That's where we used to take our clients.
Nearly bought the building the bank used to have when it came on the market in 1999.

Love it.

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