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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? 19:15 - Oct 19 with 1279 viewsjeera

Showing up for work still drunk and carrying a bag of bbq chicken:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-54598489

Oh yeah, in charge of several nuclear missiles on board a Trident submarine.

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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 19:18 - Oct 19 with 1249 viewsMullet

Imagine if we just scrapped Trident.

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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 19:18 - Oct 19 with 1249 viewsHARRY10

put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him

is my thought
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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 19:41 - Oct 19 with 1197 viewsjeera

Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 19:18 - Oct 19 by Mullet

Imagine if we just scrapped Trident.


Oh come now, those trillions spent were well worth this story alone.

People don't need homes and food and education.

We need WMD; money much better spent.

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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 19:47 - Oct 19 with 1166 viewssolomon

Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 19:18 - Oct 19 by Mullet

Imagine if we just scrapped Trident.


Exactly, it’s would appear far more effective to invest in a very nasty and difficult to beat virus, that’d cause more destruction.
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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 20:55 - Oct 19 with 1061 viewsronnyd

A really bad error of judgement. Fancy buying a bucket of KFC.
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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 22:03 - Oct 19 with 987 viewsGuthrum


Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 22:15 - Oct 19 with 955 viewsStokieBlue

Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 22:03 - Oct 19 by Guthrum





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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 22:50 - Oct 19 with 913 viewsPlums

Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 22:03 - Oct 19 by Guthrum



The number of people I’ve played this to! I first heard it during a Press and PR module at University back in the 90’s. Never tire of it.

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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 09:20 - Oct 20 with 728 viewsSwansea_Blue

Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 22:03 - Oct 19 by Guthrum



Lt Cdr Tommy Woodroffe doing his best Rowley Birkin QC impression.


But I'm afraid...I was awfully drunk.

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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 09:21 - Oct 20 with 727 viewsSwansea_Blue

Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 20:55 - Oct 19 by ronnyd

A really bad error of judgement. Fancy buying a bucket of KFC.


I suspect foul play

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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 09:34 - Oct 20 with 708 viewsjeera

Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 09:21 - Oct 20 by Swansea_Blue

I suspect foul play


A bird in the hand,

is worth 2 in the bucket.

No, that doesn't quite work.

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Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 09:45 - Oct 20 with 692 viewsSwansea_Blue

Did you hear the one about the naval officer? on 09:34 - Oct 20 by jeera

A bird in the hand,

is worth 2 in the bucket.

No, that doesn't quite work.


It's an interesting take on picking up a bird on shore leave I suppose.

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