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Elton John... 08:48 - Oct 21 with 2530 viewsuefacup81

...has developed a lactose-free soft cheese.

He's called it Philadelphia Free-From.

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Elton John... on 09:31 - Oct 21 with 2436 viewsWeWereZombies

And he will not tolerate people using ordinary lettuce with it because he is a rocket man...

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Elton John... on 09:40 - Oct 21 with 2420 viewsKeno

Elton John... on 09:31 - Oct 21 by WeWereZombies

And he will not tolerate people using ordinary lettuce with it because he is a rocket man...


he is also having a dutch phrase and recording Don't Gouda breaking my heart

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Elton John... on 14:26 - Oct 21 with 2325 viewsHARRY10

Crocodile Rocquefort

Rocquefort man

I guess that's why they call it Danish Blue
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Elton John... on 15:49 - Oct 21 with 2268 viewsclive_baker

Elton John... on 14:26 - Oct 21 by HARRY10

Crocodile Rocquefort

Rocquefort man

I guess that's why they call it Danish Blue


Don't let the sun go down on brie.

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Elton John... on 15:56 - Oct 21 with 2261 viewsGeoffSentence

Elton John... on 15:49 - Oct 21 by clive_baker

Don't let the sun go down on brie.


Emmental Standing

No?

No.

I'll get my coat.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Elton John... on 16:03 - Oct 21 with 2244 viewsHARRY10

Elton John... on 15:49 - Oct 21 by clive_baker

Don't let the sun go down on brie.


never lrated that song

...................a bit too cheesy for my liking
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Elton John... on 16:11 - Oct 21 with 2232 viewsHARRY10

Elton John... on 15:56 - Oct 21 by GeoffSentence

Emmental Standing

No?

No.

I'll get my coat.


I much preferred Elton's cheese advice songs

Emmental gives you wind

though Song for Gruyère had some merit, as does

Red Leicester they call it the blues
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Elton John... on 16:20 - Oct 21 with 2211 viewscatch74

and he’s happy to have cleared up his own personal cheese issue, so it’s goodbye yellow tipped choad.

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Elton John... on 16:22 - Oct 21 with 2206 viewsWeWereZombies

Elton John... on 09:40 - Oct 21 by Keno

he is also having a dutch phrase and recording Don't Gouda breaking my heart


I think that was his next release after the album 'Edam Across the Wafer'...

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Elton John... on 16:22 - Oct 21 with 2206 viewsSwansea_Blue

Would this make any sense if I knew any Elton John songs other than Rocket Man and Candle in the Wind?

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Elton John... on 16:29 - Oct 21 with 2199 viewsWeWereZombies

Elton John... on 16:22 - Oct 21 by Swansea_Blue

Would this make any sense if I knew any Elton John songs other than Rocket Man and Candle in the Wind?


You should get out more, may I suggest that Saturday night's alright for Cotswold given your location.

Where I am, and for Kiwis, the preferred songs are by Crowdie House...

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Elton John... on 16:41 - Oct 21 with 2192 viewsHARRY10

Elton John... on 16:22 - Oct 21 by Swansea_Blue

Would this make any sense if I knew any Elton John songs other than Rocket Man and Candle in the Wind?


You don't even know the song the 0P mentions ?

Caerphilly Delphia Freedom ?

Swansea indeed
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Elton John... on 16:47 - Oct 21 with 2173 viewsSwansea_Blue

Elton John... on 16:41 - Oct 21 by HARRY10

You don't even know the song the 0P mentions ?

Caerphilly Delphia Freedom ?

Swansea indeed


Can't say I do. Although I was Elton John's neighbour for a few years. Never saw him though, liked to keep himself to himself tucked away at the end of his long tree lined drive.

That's one of my almost claim to fames.

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Elton John... on 16:50 - Oct 21 with 2167 viewsWeWereZombies

Elton John... on 16:47 - Oct 21 by Swansea_Blue

Can't say I do. Although I was Elton John's neighbour for a few years. Never saw him though, liked to keep himself to himself tucked away at the end of his long tree lined drive.

That's one of my almost claim to fames.


When you moved did you wave to the drive and sing 'Goodbye Yellow Brie Road'?

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Elton John... on 17:06 - Oct 21 with 2139 viewsHARRY10

Elton John... on 16:47 - Oct 21 by Swansea_Blue

Can't say I do. Although I was Elton John's neighbour for a few years. Never saw him though, liked to keep himself to himself tucked away at the end of his long tree lined drive.

That's one of my almost claim to fames.


I would make some tasteless joke about him only using the rear entrance

but I shan't
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Elton John... on 19:43 - Oct 21 with 2058 viewsIpswichBoyBlue

Cheese just makes "Fat Boys and Ugly Girls".
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Elton John... on 20:12 - Oct 21 with 2025 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Elton John... on 16:47 - Oct 21 by Swansea_Blue

Can't say I do. Although I was Elton John's neighbour for a few years. Never saw him though, liked to keep himself to himself tucked away at the end of his long tree lined drive.

That's one of my almost claim to fames.


Did you ever see Davidstow Furnish?

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Elton John... on 20:27 - Oct 21 with 2004 viewsKeno

Elton John... on 20:12 - Oct 21 by StochesStotasBlewe

Did you ever see Davidstow Furnish?


yes and it got a bit. well lets just say it ended up with a quick fondue

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Elton John... on 20:42 - Oct 21 with 1991 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Elton John... on 20:27 - Oct 21 by Keno

yes and it got a bit. well lets just say it ended up with a quick fondue


Well, they do say Saturday nights alright for feta.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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