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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... 12:47 - Nov 20 with 6997 viewsDubtractor

How many pages do you think you'll generate?

Today's 10 pager has made me wonder.

I reckon I'd just about scrape 1 page, boosted by a few people asking who I was and why should they care.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:30 - Nov 20 with 2203 viewsDubtractor

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:24 - Nov 20 by Keno

when I go, it will be like John Oates


A Maneater?

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:34 - Nov 20 with 2196 viewsKeno

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:30 - Nov 20 by Dubtractor

A Maneater?


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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:45 - Nov 20 with 2186 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:11 - Nov 20 by Dubtractor

For the avoidance of doubt, I would never announce I was leaving, all seems a bit attention seeking. I appreciate that 99% of all of the internet is attention seeking, but that would be a step too far.

Also, this place is way too moreish, like heroin, so I'd never leave anyway.


Oooh, look at you announcing that you'd never announce that you're leaving. You're so needy.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:54 - Nov 20 with 2173 viewsMattinLondon

I may get a couple replies.

Of all previous flounces, who has written the best resignation post on here? I think Benters had a proper snowflake moment when he left once - I’m guessing others have written better but can’t seem to recall.
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:58 - Nov 20 with 2173 viewsMullet

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:54 - Nov 20 by MattinLondon

I may get a couple replies.

Of all previous flounces, who has written the best resignation post on here? I think Benters had a proper snowflake moment when he left once - I’m guessing others have written better but can’t seem to recall.


The best flounces have always come back with their new username almost immediately. Which is special in itself. It'd be rude to name names, or at least cruel. But I'm sure you can deduce the less than a handful who have done that.

There was a NYE meltdown one year which will struggle to be topped I think.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:08 - Nov 20 with 2162 viewsbluelagos

I'd miss you Dubs.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:08 - Nov 20 with 2162 viewsCoco

I would defo slip Bluefish a fiver to act as pace setter to get the numbers up.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:10 - Nov 20 with 2160 viewsSpruceMoose

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:54 - Nov 20 by MattinLondon

I may get a couple replies.

Of all previous flounces, who has written the best resignation post on here? I think Benters had a proper snowflake moment when he left once - I’m guessing others have written better but can’t seem to recall.


I remember you upsetting some silly folks once by saying you looked at some boobs at an office Christmas party. That was a fun thread.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:18 - Nov 20 with 2146 viewsPJH

I think that I would generate more if I made my announcement on 28th April.

I intend to resign from TWTD on 28th April 2062 after I have posted my 'Champions Of England' post for that year with it being the 100th anniversary-assuming we do not win the title in the next 40 odd years.
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:19 - Nov 20 with 2144 viewsclive_baker

People will be too busy celebrating to reply to mine.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:20 - Nov 20 with 2141 viewsSpruceMoose

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:19 - Nov 20 by clive_baker

People will be too busy celebrating to reply to mine.


Aw. I'd miss you.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:22 - Nov 20 with 2139 viewsclive_baker

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:20 - Nov 20 by SpruceMoose

Aw. I'd miss you.


Aww cheers Moosey!

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:38 - Nov 20 with 2121 viewsHeathlander

Moat people think i've already left.
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:43 - Nov 20 with 2110 viewshoppy

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:38 - Nov 20 by Heathlander

Moat people think i've already left.


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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:45 - Nov 20 with 2106 viewsfooters

It would be like Princess Di all over again. A national day of mourning, with Phil, Gav and Mark shutting down the forum as a mark of respect.

But don't worry, I won't be visiting Paris any time soon.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:46 - Nov 20 with 2104 viewshype313

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:54 - Nov 20 by MattinLondon

I may get a couple replies.

Of all previous flounces, who has written the best resignation post on here? I think Benters had a proper snowflake moment when he left once - I’m guessing others have written better but can’t seem to recall.


I missed Benters leaving post, did he go out in a blaze of glory?

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:47 - Nov 20 with 2103 viewsfooters

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:46 - Nov 20 by hype313

I missed Benters leaving post, did he go out in a blaze of glory?


He told Phil to ban him.

Phil said 'OK' and did just that.

I'm not sure if that was a backfire or not.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 15:02 - Nov 20 with 2088 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

You would definitely generate a few less uppies and more 'flounces' too!

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 15:05 - Nov 20 with 2084 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 12:52 - Nov 20 by Bluefish

The content of a thread isn't that important. It is more to do with a certain poster joining in on it. Someone could ask the weather and that poster could make it a 15 pager where they flounce at comments from others and tell them they should post it but then keep posting their own drivel while maintaining a right to reply


".....but then keep posting their own drivel......"
Catching isn't it!

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 15:06 - Nov 20 with 2080 viewsSpruceMoose

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:47 - Nov 20 by footers

He told Phil to ban him.

Phil said 'OK' and did just that.

I'm not sure if that was a backfire or not.


He's still active on Facebook ITFC supporters pages if you want to see what an unfiltered, unmoderated Benters looks like.

That goes for a few current posters on here too actually.
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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 15:10 - Nov 20 with 2070 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 13:11 - Nov 20 by Dubtractor

For the avoidance of doubt, I would never announce I was leaving, all seems a bit attention seeking. I appreciate that 99% of all of the internet is attention seeking, but that would be a step too far.

Also, this place is way too moreish, like heroin, so I'd never leave anyway.


Hell's teeth Dubbers I had no idea but you look well on it....if you ever leave I will post this in your memory...

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Raoul Moat? (n/t) on 16:15 - Nov 20 with 2041 viewsBloots

When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 14:38 - Nov 20 by Heathlander

Moat people think i've already left.



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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 16:37 - Nov 20 with 2022 views26_Paz

Reckon I’d make it at least to 2 pages ... if only for all the people wishing me good riddance!

P.S that was a joke before we get another 10 pages talking about bullying!

The Paz Man

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 17:07 - Nov 20 with 2005 viewsmonytowbray

I've had a 3 pager from going missing.

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When you announce you are stepping down from twtd...... on 17:09 - Nov 20 with 2002 viewsIpswichBoyBlue

I would be lucky to get one reply.
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