| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear 11:33 - Nov 30 with 935 views | factual_blue |
And of course when I cracked the inevitable 'and I'm not pregnant either?' joke the nurse gave me the 'yeah, you're SO funny. Nobody has EVER said that before' look.
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 11:34 - Nov 30 with 914 views | catch74 |
Great news, are you an incorrigible rogue with the nurses? |  |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 11:37 - Nov 30 with 899 views | Swansea_Blue |
If you can't crack sad dad jokes at pretty nurses, what the point eh? |  |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 12:07 - Nov 30 with 854 views | hoppy |
| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 11:34 - Nov 30 by catch74 |
Great news, are you an incorrigible rogue with the nurses? |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 12:07 - Nov 30 with 850 views | hoppy |
| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 11:37 - Nov 30 by Swansea_Blue |
If you can't crack sad dad jokes at pretty nurses, what the point eh? |
From her response, it would appear she would've preferred him not to crack one off. | |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 13:57 - Nov 30 with 766 views | factual_blue |
| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 11:34 - Nov 30 by catch74 |
Great news, are you an incorrigible rogue with the nurses? |
Did you know 'incorrigible rogue' was a legal term? | |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:02 - Nov 30 with 742 views | artsbossbeard |
I had to spend a few days laid up in hospital recently and the nurse told me that I had to have bloods taken for a blood test.
"But I've not had a chance to revise!" I responded.
Genuinely, she'd not heard this before and told another nurse who laughed too.
I was wanting and expecting rolled eyes. |  |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:45 - Nov 30 with 686 views | WeWereZombies |
No polyps then? Yet again I am ahead of you in the sad old bloke stakes. |  |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:47 - Nov 30 with 681 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:02 - Nov 30 by artsbossbeard |
I had to spend a few days laid up in hospital recently and the nurse told me that I had to have bloods taken for a blood test.
"But I've not had a chance to revise!" I responded.
Genuinely, she'd not heard this before and told another nurse who laughed too.
I was wanting and expecting rolled eyes. |
I don't understand this joke either. |  |
| Trust the process. Trust Phil. |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:47 - Nov 30 with 679 views | footers |
Were you being carbon dated? |  |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:55 - Nov 30 with 647 views | WeWereZombies |
| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:47 - Nov 30 by footers |
Were you being carbon dated? |
I think you will find that most nurses are carbon based lifeforms... | |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 16:38 - Nov 30 with 612 views | factual_blue |
| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:47 - Nov 30 by footers |
Were you being carbon dated? |
You are banned from my press conferences. | |
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| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 16:42 - Nov 30 with 595 views | factual_blue |
| I'm relieved to find that my AAA ultrasound scan was all clear on 15:47 - Nov 30 by The_Flashing_Smile |
I don't understand this joke either. |
That's because you're not a nurse.
Or because Penge has drained your sense of humour from you. | |
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